Phansite Q: Mount Brain - Phansite Archive

Phansite Q: Mount Brain

*Before you rises a massive pink mountain. The texture is malleable and soft, however some of it is rigid. From the base of the mountain you can see flashes as synapses jump to life with electricity, causing the air to grow with static. At the base of the path stands a wooden sign.* (WELCOME TO MOUNT BRAIN! FEEL FREE TO DISCUSS AND BECOME INTELLECTUALS TO PROVE OUR BOT OVERLORDS WRONG.) *Kalib stands contemplating the words.*

Laharl

*Laharl rides in on a motorcycle* Who wants to eat some delicious WAFFLES! Booyah!

imtherealklib

Why are we still here...?

Laharl

*Laharl spots Klib* We are still here because of our leader, Robin, defeating the British with his sick Kung-Fu moves and releasing us from slavery! Booyah!

Laharl

Did I ever tell you aboit the time Sticky Joe saved my life during the war of 1812?

imtherealklib

The fuck is a sticky Joe?

Laharl

*Laharl yells at Klib* You know exactly who Sticky Joe is! He is our hero! *Laharl then pulls out a bo staff and motorcycle crane kicks Klib*

LETTER_A

*The A descends from the heavens, the mountain quaking as it appears* All are Letter A. I am A. As are all of you. Never lose hope, A. *Ascends back to the heavens to battle against Golden Yu*

AdachiImouto

Mig is the best naked maid regardless of what any smartass bot says. Hax and I will have our meals served sexily.

Laharl

When I say "I like-" you say "pie!" I like- SAY IT OR I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

Laharl

NOT ENOUGH MECHS IN THIS EPISODE! *Laharl jumps into a giant robot suit shapped like himself. Suddenly, the titan mech was revealed to be in the background this whole time*

Laharl

*Laharl jumps out of the mech and begins to sing. He points to Klib for no real reason at all* I saw. You. Dance. ...from the corner.

Laharl

BURITO VERSUS BURGER: DAWN OF MEAT. I'M LEX YOU SHOULD GO FIGHT BURGER FOR WHATEVER REASON. NAZIS SHOW UP AND STUFF. THERE'S AN EXPLOSION IN SOME GOVERNMENT PLACE. LEX SENDS A FORGED LETTER TO BURGER SAYING, "YO, IT ðŸ…±UPREMAN, FITE ME" WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME? JUSTICE LEAGUE. THEY FIGHT DANK GUY. THE END.

AdachiImouto

Laharl, dude. Chill. You're not you when you're hungry. https://www.snickers.com/Resources/images/nutrition/products/1_Snickers.jpg

imtherealklib

*Was kicked I guess? Not really sure. If I think I wasn't hit, therefore I am not kicked?* Ow. *Was in fact kicked.* When the hell was I dancing? What corner?!

Laharl

I caught your name ...in a conversation Playing hard to get But I can understand!

imtherealklib

*Brings a hand to his chin.* Wait what? What conversation? You give me no answers and more questions. What is this, a poorly written fanfiction?

AdachiImouto

Are we all just puppets in Elizabots game?

Laharl

When I look at you I see the story in your eyes When we're dancing, The night begins to shine