*A black snake peeks inside* "Hello, are you interested in taking over the world? I was hoping for a partner in cri-"
*The snake is suddenly tugged out of sight*
"Ow, ow, OW! IT WAS A JOKE, JEEZ!"
Great. I'll need 10 packs of cigarettes, 15 untracable tec-9s, 10 ak-74s, 25 homemade pipe bombs, cluster charges, a new shemagh, 30 sticks of c4, a tune-up for my white van, 5 trench coats, and a pencil box.