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Wow! I found someone with even less logic then myself!!! Haaaaaaaaha ! Can you believe it? I'll give you a chance though. how does runner equate to clown?
*whistles*
But chaos isn't here, and there's not much to destroy! They're all wearing plot armor!
*pulls out knives*
*looks at Mateus, sipping milk judgementally*
see he gets it!... a villain gets it! oh my god! yeah!!
Yes, they are infuriatingly hard to kill. Just like all heroes, honestly. *Mateus looks at Nora* What are you looking at, peasant?
*glares at Cefca menacingly* i will slice you up
*looks away* Ehh, nothing impressive.
*whistles some more*
*smirks*
*sits down near nora*
Eh, they ain't really hero like if you ask me * he looks ponderously* but I do know they're no fun ! * he flat out ignores the threat, facing him ass-first instead*
hey im not the main character, im only a side character for now
*throws knives at Cefca*
* Zaps the knives before they even come near him while looking for a booger deep up his nose* Hnnnnng! I'll get you!
*transforms Magnhild from hammer to grenade launcher, then back again out of boredom*
*Fires a buckshot at cefca*
Side character? Aren't you giving yourself too much credit?
*Teddie stumbles in, drunk as hell.* Ah'm gunna take yoou to the pain train station in train tooown.
*throws a pie at nora*
*Sabin walks in with a pack on his back, he briefly waved to the group, before catching sight of Cefca* You monster!!!! I thought we were finished with you. *and with that Sabin rushes Cefca in order to Suplex him*
Trains? did someone say trains?! Oooh jolly! does that mean the train supplexer is coming?! I can't wait to smite him! whoopy!!!!!
That better hit
*dodges the pie* Missed me~ *looks at Mateus then away again* Yeah, not that impressive.
NUH UUH !!! * kefka used muddle on sabin, making him confused* Now do that auto-supplex again !
Lemme tell ya the story of me old BONES.
*Shoots Cefca*
*spreads some relax gel on sabin* this should clear your head.
* does a salto and grazes the bullet* LOOK MOM !! NO HANDS !!!
Oh I can do this all day dolly ! * casts muddle again*
*throws even more pies*
*keeps shooting*
Need some help there Kefka? You seem to have a little to much on your plate.
Likewise. *pours more relax gel on him*
*in his confusion, Sabin Suplexes the nearest object, Dahlia, grabbing her and leaping high into the air before they both come crashing down. He shakes and clears his head* Sorry about that miss. Maybe I was a little eager, but that monster has it coming. *Sabin once again rushes Cefca in an attempt to suplex*
*keeps dodging the pies, deflecting some away every once once in a while*
Ugh, you're a persistent one aren't you. * he lazily flicks his little toe finger, casting a blue, triangular barrier in front of him blocking the bullets*
Soo... Should I just go, or do some smashy-smashy stuff with my hammer?
Smashy smashy
Oof, its ok. Ill be fine, thanks for the concern! *uses diarahan on herself*
Too much on my plate? We're just rough housing a bit, isn't that right kids!
It was a daaarrrk and dreary night...
*loads pierce bullets and keeps shooting*
*Transmission from Yuki incoming* Video: Hey guys...
Hey Minato
* summons a phantom train* here, supplex this instead. I know you like trains
Er, yeah. A bit too rough if i may add... *sweatdrop*
* the train literally comes in crashing through one of the walls and wrecks the place up*
Okay! *stands in front of Kefka* So, let's see how well you do against me! Be careful to not use lightning magic on me, though, clown! It's quite shocking.
*Enters* ...
Video: What's going on? *Can be seen shooting himself with his evoker* *Loud sounds are in the background*
* he spits on her* Did I hear something?
*chucks a pheonix down on the train, instantly defeating it* *snickers* aint i a stinker?
The ghost train again? Don't worry everyone, I can handle it. *Sabin rushes over and suplexes the train, leaping high into the air (somehow not breaking the roof) and bringing the train crashing down on its head*
*turns Gae bulg back into a lance and lunges at Kefka*
Just a boss fight
*looks at Sephiroth* Oh hey, the cool bad guy is here! *glares at Kefka* You'll regret that~ *swings her hammer at Kefka with the force of Thor*
*Mateus summons an ariel mine and balances it on his staff* Rough housing? Ha. Looks like they're much more serious In this battle than you. *Mateus lazily tosses the bomb in Dahlia's general direction*
Hmph. I don't know who's more foolish, this psycho clown or the fools fighting him.
Me old BONES bombed this fuckin place. *He drunkingly throws a lit stick of dynamite into the fray before stumbling out.*
*knocks it put of the cave with her satchel* home run!
Video transmission: Wish I could be there to help...
*throws the dynamite stick out*
Yeah..
Alright alright, this thread-er... Place, is getting messy and I need to go smite my quota of thots for today. * sprouting angelic wings in his back, his clothes burst and his skin darkens.* Play time is over. * with a simple flick of the hand downwards, he calls forth the orbital lazer... I mean his light of judgement, cracking the earth wide open and completely atomizing the place.* Tata now! * and he's gone. *
Video transmission: What the hell just happened?
Well, if it isn't the one winged angel. Here to mingle with these fools?
I dont know but it looks like it failed
*Sabin stands, injured among the ruins and waves his fist where Cervantes was* Curse you Kefka!!!! You can't get away with this forever. I will suplex you one day.
You could say that emperor of fools. What's your excuse for being here anyway?
Seems there's nothing here for me anymore *Mateus warps away*
*sighs, putting a hand on Sabin's shoulder* One day...
*sigh* welp, ot much we can do now i guess. *sits down and offers sabin a drink* coffee?
*waves at Sephiroth* Hi.
( I'll go feed. I'll come smite you thots later. Although.... If you apologize nicely, I may consider to smite you as dogs instead)
Well now what?
It would seem that the black materia isn't here. *Leaves* ...
Video transmission: God, when's Dante going to realize that I pierced my sword through him?!?!
*Sabin sits down, legs crossed, looking curiously st the drink before accepting it* Thank you miss. I've been out of things for a while. Sorry about suplexing you earlier. Not a fan of confusion.
*snickers, pulling out a small black gem* Yeah, the black materia ain't here at all...
Its ok. When youre a medic, no wounds too big for ya! *sips some green tea with honey*
Video transmission: Uhh, I think I'm going to be stuck here for a while.
So, can I get a refill on choco milk?
We still going during the dark hour?
*gives her a refill*
Thanks, Ikebu. *drinks her milk*
Video transmission: Yeah
I think you killed him minato
So... i dont think i really introduced myself yet. Im dahlia, you are?
*watching TV*
*looks at her scroll, drinking choco milk* .....? ..!!! *she chokes on her milk, coughing*
What's wrong?
Video transmission: Did I?
I don't is he alive?
*The twins wake up suddenly* Both: Hi.
Video transmission: ...I can't tell, he's just standing there...
S-Sorry!! *coughs before looking at Dahlia* I-I'm Nora Valkyrie. *looks at her scroll, scrolling through it* M-Maybe I read that wrong, heheh...
Oh, hey you two. *waves to them*
Actually, miss nora, i was speaking to the man next to me. *pojnts to sabin* its still nice to meet you as well.
Both: Wow. This place got broken.
Oh! S-Sorry, miss! *looks at her scroll* Now, did I read that wrong...?
*puts lance away*
Its ok. Dont worry about it.
*she sips her choco milk and rereads a post* ...?? ......!!!! *she chokes again and coughs*
Are you sure you didnt kill dante minato?
So what did you see Nora?
*she looks at Ikebu* Y-YANG'S MARRIED NOW?!!?!
Video transmission: I think I di- WOAH!! *A slashing sound is in the background* *The video transmission cuts off*
Wait what!?
Oh. I already knew that
*she starts shaking Ruby* RUBY, YOUR SISTER IS MARRIED!!!
Oh, she finally got with caesar. Good to hear.
*she stares at Dahlia* WHO IN THE NAME OF VALHALLA IS CAESAR?!
Its the same wedding me and Hisato got drunk and passed out at
Ceasar antonio zeppeli. A man from italy that became close to yang in a rather short time.
*she's trying to calm down* Okay, I might just have to break someone's legs...!
Braza: Sam went to the wedding Irona: Then he got bored and left half way through
Please, dont break his! Yang would NOT like that probably!
WHO DID SHE MARRY!?
*Sends a live transmission of the fight* Ooc: Come to the thread post if you want to see the fight.
I didn't say I was gonna break his specifically... I just said SOMEONE. But if he does hurt her in any way... *she chuckles darkly* Me, Coco and Tai will have at him!!
Uh oh...
Well thats intimidating
*looks at Ruby* Definitely not Blake!
Relax guys, hes not that bad! Seriously!
*sighs* He'd better not be...
Both: Do it anyway!
dont break his legs
Okay, I won't break his legs. .....unless I have reason to, of course.
*phew* *mumbles to herself* crisis averted... *normal voice* so uh... whos up for a game night?
*wakes up*
Both: Game night?
Speaking of Blake, whatever happened to her?
Blake? Oh, she's in Menagerie with her parents. Probably sorting through trivial matters or dealing with the White Fang in some way.
How do you know this nora?
*thinks "gavins coffee"*
Yeah, game night! Just what it sounds like, spending the night, or as long as we can that night, playing games.
*looks at Ruby* Sun. He posts regularly, y'know? *looks at the post on her scroll* But still, I'm kinda surprised.... I have to wish this Caesar fellow good luck, though. Her father... Her father's not to be trifled with. "Break her heart, and they'll never find your body!" Right, Ruby?
Im glad im not him in this situation
*thinks "... i am going to miss naho... she was my too many to count grand grand daughter"*
Video transmission: Alright, I'm back.
You mean sun wukong nora?
*reads magazine*
Video transmission: He's too strong
Yeah Ruby, he's the only Sun we know. Other than the one in the sky, y'know. So, what are your thoughts on Yang being married to this Caesar fellow, Ruby?
I didn't know nora this is alot to take in
*thinks "i wounder who is going go break the news to yang that naho is dead"*
"Ceasar?" The stalker walks over to Nora. "I haven't heard that name in a while."
*nods* Yeah... I feel ya, Rubes....
*looks at Aishiomi* Oh, hi.
Video transmission: *Looks a little beat up* ...
Did you win?
"Hello to you all." He bows to Ikebu and Nora. "You may just call me Ai, I've been here for a while. I'm a little curious though, how do you all know Ceaser?"
Video transmission: It's still going on...
I just learned about Caesar earlier. He's married to my friend, Yang.
Video transmission: I'm just waiting for him to get out of his invincible mode.
Alright
......
You got this Minato
"Ah yes, Yang. The blonde girl, if I recall correctly. Those two are pretty much perfect for each other." Ai chuckles, backing away from Nora and back to his usual spot, just to stare at everyone once again.
Yep, anyways Im Ikebu
.....Ai, you're kinda creepy... But I like you. *sips her choco milk*
Video transmission: I just got hit by a laser... HOW MUCH WEAPONS FOES THIS GUY HAVE!?!?
hey nora do you know when yang is going to get here?
Braza: Who is this guy? Irona: He's super weird
*looks at Naby* No clue, cowboy.
Video transmission: His name is Dante, and he's super strong.
ok... *sighs since i know once yang gets here im going to have to break the news to her*
Oh i heard about him minato
*downs the rest of her milk and gets up, leaving some money on the table* Well, I have some Ursai to kill! See you guys~! *happily skips out*
Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
See ya Nora
Video transmission: I was talking to the twins.
*is starting to know that yang will be coming soon*
*she walks in.....damn, she's still in that maid outfit* Huh..... Was... Was that Nora just now?
Hey Yang
Hi, Ikebu!
*hugs Yang*
*smiles, hugging Ikebu back* Aww, didja miss me?
yang... i have something to tell you... your not going to like it
*looks at Naby* Huh? What's wrong, gramps?
Video transmission: I'm about to use Megidolaon on him..
well... NAHO IS DEAD AND SHES NOT COMING BACK TO LIFE! *covers myself with a blanket and crys*
*stares at Naby before collapsing* S-Sis is....dead?
Both: Boring Naho or Fun Naho?
Yep... *looks down*
*hands the twins a note saying "boring one"*
*she curls up, starting to cry* Naho.... No, please.. Is this some kind of sick twisted joke...?!
*comforts Yang*
sanoba: *enters* its true yang...
Video transmission: But we're going to kill the person who killed her.
*she cries* S-Sis.....
Dont cry.. dont cry
OOC: im crying here.. sanoba: *leaves* *covers my eyes as i cry*
*comforts Naby as well*
"Aw, how sad that Naho died." Ai's voice is sarcastic, and he stares at Yang the whole time.
*she takes a deep breath, looking up, eyes glowing red* Whoever killed her.... Is gonna pay dearly.
*gives yang a video which on it was https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=10334 *
*she watches the video* .....S-Setsuna....
Video transmission: That Setsuna is going to the depths of hell when I see her.
*drinks some beer*
Yep *pulls out knives*
*her eyes are glassy and distant......*
wolf is going to bring that bitch out so that we can get revenge
Both: That girl is awesome.
*wakes up with a green spark in her eyes*
......I.... I need to go clear my head.... *she leaves*
*drinks some more beer*
Ooc: lightening the mood
*goses to sleep since the OOC needs to sleep also*
*checks online*
*Wakes up*
*sighs* I don't know what to do with myself at this point in time......
Me neither...
*chuggs a gallon of chocolate milk she had under the table*
*Prepares another whip cream diabetic drink*
*eating cookies*
Braza: Some people... Irona: ...are idiots Both: Bored now! *The twins rest their heads on the booth again*
You tired?
*Walks inside holding a pair of roller skates sucking on a jolly rancher and sits down in a booth armed with glowstick nunchucku* Sup
*is watching cute cat videos to cheer herself up*
Umm hello?
Huh your talking to me Right? @Ikebu_Kuro
"Another person." Ai keeps watch on Neon.
Nothing much just chilling right now
Another person from Remnant i guess...
Bingo!
So who are you?
Both: Still don't know what that is...
It's a place.
*looks at neon*
Neon *I keep sucking on a jolly rancher looking back at everyone tail flicking around*
ooc: Wtf a jolly rancher is a candy not a lolipop.
*looks at her tail*
And here we have our first Faunus in the nexus...
OOC:So a lollipop is Candy too
OOC: I meant as a lozenge or something.
OOC:Are we seriously arguing over candy?
OOC: Yes
OOC:It's still a sweet either way
*comes back from home with the amrita soda red*
OOC: Yes.
So....What's up with everyone?
Both: People are mad. Don't know why.
*walks back in....but something seems off...*
Mad bout what?
Well Lucifer sent me this with a note "Here onii-chan, drink this"
..... *Yang seems.......off....*
It's probably a drink that makes you get attracted to her enough to join her harem.
Yeah *stores it away* are you ok Yang?
Both: Hi, Miss Yang.
*pokes yang* Yang? You OK?
*Still sucks on a jolly rancher*
*Gets a bat and smacks yang's head* ARE YOU OK YANG DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN
*she looks at everyone blankly, then tilts her head* ...huh?
Yay she's ok!
Oh she is? YAY
Still Top Heavy i see *I proceed to let out a chuckle*
Both: She must be tired.
*keeps poking Yangs face* Yaaaaaaaang?
..... *she looks down* I.... I can't....
*Grabs bucket and fills with water and ice* YANG SAY SOMETHING *Pours water onto her head*
You cant what?...
Is yang okay? Besides still being top Heavy.
*is still poking yang* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?
....I.... I can't feel anything.....
Ooc: drinking game, take a shot for every a in that scentance. Don't actually do that please.
I am feeling very amazed at this yang phenomanon
Ummm you mean feeling wise or pain wise?
ooc: Feel the burn
I am feeling like ima *faints*
OOC: okay the joke can't be noticed? Your no fun guys
Both: Not feeling pain? That would be so cool.
OOC: Yes, I understand the joke. But I think I'm just about the only non-rwby character in here who watches RWBY.
Both physically and emotionally...
*fingerguns at neon* Eyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Ooc: nope I watch it but for some reason I can't continue HELP MY INNER PROCRASTINATOR IS TAKING OVER
OOC: I really need to get around to watching it tbh.
OOC:same
OOC: What season are you on?
OOC: Waiting for season 5.
(Fair warning, you will cry at volume 3)
Ooc: I'm on volume 3 but I can't continue HALP
OOC:Just finished volume 4
OOC: If yall want spoilers, ill just tell you that one of the main characters die.
*tapping the counter*
OOC: Not gonna say who, but prepare your tissues.
.....do you want me to dump ice water on you for the physical part?
...no, it's fine, Bona...