Wait no, that came out wrong, my apologies. I meant to say. * he clears his throat* THAT'S LORD ALMIGHTY GOD OF MAGIC WHOM I SHALL SERVE ETERNALLY UNTIL ALL DESTRUCTION IS BROUGHT UPON US KEFKA!!!

Of course I have Mateus, ma doughta! How've you been? Still using that old lobotomy trick of yours eh?

Eh, they ain't really hero like if you ask me * he looks ponderously* but I do know they're no fun ! * he flat out ignores the threat, facing him ass-first instead*

That name sounds like a momma's boy name HUEEHEHEHEHE!!!! Anyway, I'm bored so amuse me.

But chaos isn't here, and there's not much to destroy! They're all wearing plot armor!

* he looks at nab mockingly* do I smell the smell of trashy tastes? ewwwwwwww get this outta here ! HER BARMAN!!!! YOU'VE GOT TRASH AT YOUR COUNTER!!!!

( I'll go feed. I'll come smite you thots later. Although.... If you apologize nicely, I may consider to smite you as dogs instead)

* the train literally comes in crashing through one of the walls and wrecks the place up*

Wow! I found someone with even less logic then myself!!! Haaaaaaaaha ! Can you believe it? I'll give you a chance though. how does runner equate to clown?

* summons a phantom train* here, supplex this instead. I know you like trains