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The Caffeine Cave 3: Back in action!
*The Caffeine Cave is open again, this time with self-serve and a video arcade!*
*comes in crying and flops on a booth*
Umm dahlia? You OK?
*Can be seen getting off of a motorcycle outside* *Enters the Caffeine Cave*
Hmm... *Looks around*
*A human stalks everyone from a corner of the cave.*
*Sits at a booth*
Itll be fine... its ok... you dont have to do this dahlia-YES I DO! Ive been more of a nervous wreck than ever, and you tried to kick me off early! Dahlia, it was to make sure you didnt get worse! Now come on, dear-NO, YOU COME ON, MOMMY! Dahlia, it hasnt even been a week, come on... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I cant take it anymore! At this point, suicide is a much better solution to ending this crap than any amount of "fixing"! *slaps herself* dont say that! Several people care about you, dahlia! *slaps herself again* but what if I dont care about me?! *slaps self again* *sigh* we seriously need you to see a psychologist again...
*sits down next to dahlia and tries to calm her down* Is she having a mental breakdown...?
*enters and looks around* Huh... I guess it doesn't look too bad in here, may as well try it out. *pours herself a cup of coffee and sits down,, taking a sip after doing so*
Oh! Hey bona... sorry you had to see that...
"Walks in" Hi guys.
*Looks at Dahlia* ...Can you quiet down, I only slept for five hours...
You think thats bad? I coundnt even sleep for ONE!
Is something wrong?
*Sigh* *Gets up and pours himself a cup of coffee* *Sits back down at his booth*
It's OK dahlia, I understand. I've been pretty upset myself.....
Hey akechi... its nothing... come on, dahlia! You know its not nothing! Er, i mean... its nothing you should worry about... too much that is...
*texts bona a message "naho is dead, forever now"*
Can someone tell me why I saw Leblanc destroyed? *Sips his coffee*
*texts back "........ok, I understand" and then starts quietly sobbing*
Alright...
"What a sad aura around here. What's the problem with you all, being so sad always?" The 'human' frowns at everyone.
I heard that someone last night was killed in a battle, I'm not giving any names out thought... *Sips his coffee*
Ooc: Though*
*is still pretty sad*
*Ticking sounds*
.....pika, you jerk. *starts diffusing the bomb*
Hey, mind if i stay until Leblanc is open again?
*BOOOOOOOM* *Comes in through self-made hole* I would like some coffee?
ooc; Terrorists win.
Grab it yourself, it's self serve.
*Teddie enters and looks over at BFMF04.* Hey, why the long face?
Oh ok. *Starts making coffee with an abnormal amount of whip cream*
*grabs some coffee*
*looks at teddie* Nothing...
WHIP CREAM MACHINE BROKE!
C'mon, tell me.
CHOCOLATE MACHINE BROKE!
Hey Teddie
I said nothing's wrong.*sends a clone to fix the whipped cream machine and chocolate machine*
You can't fool me, y'know, i can tell.
I. NEED. MORE. WHIP CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing's wrong, I just feel edgy today. That's all
*sips coffee*
*Stares at his coffee cup*
*The stalker watches everyone, but focuses on Bona more than anyone else.*
*Looks up from coffee cup noticing the stalker* *Sigh* *Shoots himself with evoker summoning Orpheus* Orpheus, go over to him....
*Looks at the TV*
*Orpheus makes his way to the stalker*
*enters and sits on the booth while crying*
The stalker stares at Orpheus in annoyance. "And what's this piece of shit supposed to do? Violence isn't always the key to resolution."
*Finally finishes making his coffee* BEHOLD! OOC: How do I upload photos?
OOC: InfoDesk Aishionary got you. Just post the link, but since forums is screwing up the photo won't load unless it's imgur or smth.
*Orpheus stands in front of the stalker* Orpheus: My master didn't say anything about hurting you, he just wants to know why you're watching everyone.
OOC: But this specific image I wasted about 10 minutes of my life photoshopping... How do I upload my own photos?
*Enters* Oh, uh... Hey guys.
*Teddie looks over to Wolf.* Ey, what's wrong?
Sam
*Sam walks in, looking slightly annoyed* Hey guys. Can someone tell me something?
OOC: Ok I got it.
she dead... naho is dead...
Hey you 2
Ooc: Pika, what the hell is that?
*Teddie chuckles.* This is more of a cause to celebrate than anything.
Holy crap, Pika, how many types of diabetes did you put in it?
OOC: Scroll up.
WHIP CREAM = LOVE WHIP CREAM = LIFE
"I have my reasons, but do I want to tell you? No, I don't." The stalker looks at Minato, then back to Orpheus. "Go back to your master, or whatever he is." OOC: I have no idea how to upload your own, unless you somehow get it on imgur or something else.
OOC: I managed to use imgur.
Ooc: Oh, it's your coffee
OOC: Jesus fucking christ that's beautiful.
Sam
*Sam's eye twitches slightly* I said, can someone tell me something?
*He looks over to Sam.* Something.
Want some Diabetes type Cream?
*aims a gun at teddy* she was my sister, i cared for her!
What is it, Sam?
Orpheus: *Sigh* I might as well, because I'm wasting my time talking to you... *Orpheus disappears*
Damn Setsuna...
*Teddie smirks.* Are you really gonna do that in front of several people?
Eh? What about Setsuna?
*Staring at Pika's coffee* What will you call that source of diabetes, Pika?
She was the one who killed Naho
*shoots at teddie's hair which cuts a tiny bit of it off* i will... so dont talk shit about naho
N-No way...
Sam
What happened to Leblanc this time? *Sam snaps his fingers and Sam's booth appears in one of the corners, slightly wrecked.* I need to fix this, so please. Make it as long as you want.
I will call it the Whipppppppppppppeeeeeeeddddd Cream Supreme Frappuccino.
The stalker sighs and leans back in his chair. "Finally, one of them is dead. I wonder who would be next?" He grins, staring at Wolf.
Nobody cares that there's a maniac with a gun?
*Starts chugging down his coffee*
LeBlanc was destroyed by a cacophony of random destruction attempts including, and not limited to, the guy that tried to collect Yang's bounty, harem lady, Alatreon, and a time god that makes bad puns...
*clenches fist*
*puts my gun away*
Sam
The cult leader and Not Chronos was involved? Fun times. Also, why are we complaining about Naho being dead again? Likeyhood is they'll be back alive within the week.
Will they ever stay dead?
*Makes gagging noises of trying to shove a whole chocolate bar in mouth*
*a voice talks to everyone here "shes not coming back to life"* OOC: Shes not coming back to life
I never kn- *is interrupted by Pika*
Well then, praise be to whatever god allowed that to happen.
*Then decides to bite the chocolate bar rather than die to suffocation*
*Staring at Pika* ...You're going to die if you drink that whole thing. Just letting you know...
*sits next to wolf* Wolf...... I know you're really affected by this....
The place had a good run.
*After finishing oversize chocolate bar, starts to drink the cream/coffee*
Yeah... im gonna go hunt down Setsuna
Is that the person that did it? If so, give them my thanks.
i want revenge...
*1/12 of the way through the cream*
I might die but I at least tried
Setsuna...? W-Was it really her?
Revenge is best served cold... *He mutters something along the lines of "like your dead sister".*
Revenge is never the answer, only stopping the person that did the thing is right.
sanoba: *enters* Setsuna wants to kill people so that she can be real and not a npc... *leaves*
*shows Rom the video* https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=10334
That's a really stupid reason to kill people.
*takes out a shotgun* i dont care if its not the answer, if that bitch killed my little sister, i am going to kill her
there's a deeper motive, im pretty sure
It's kind of like Akechi in that case... They don't want to be useless anymore, so they essentially go crazy because of their goals...
I'm guessing this "bitch" only comes out at night. *Sips coffee* Ugh, it's cold.
Yeah i think its among those lines
"Calm down, Enoshima. Just move on, wouldn't that be easier?" The stalker grins at Wolf.
I... I can't believe it...
*loads my shotgun* soon she will attack my friends, the innocent and the rest of my family. i am going to kill that bitch
Is wolf seriously rushing in without a plan?
She's... D-Distorted, isn't she...?
Well, if it's about a person killing innocents, then count me in.
I still feel this is my fault..... If I had only gotten her memories back sooner....... I'm such a failure......
It's almost how funny how people can't accept a death even though there are so many deaths in the Nexus.
*drinks coffee*
*Sigh* yang is going to be sad once she finds out that naho is dead
*gulp* This won't be good... Hey, Ikebu?
Do... you think Setsuna has a palace?
Im not sure
Should we check? *Rom takes out his phone and looks at Ikebu with a worried expression*
Why not
*Gets done watching the camera recordings from last night's battle* Hmm... She seems strong, do you think you can take her on, Wolf?
a persona user who went insane
Again, just like Akechi... *sigh* Alright... *Rom opens the Metaverse Navigation app and proceeds to the name entering screen*
I have to tell Mitsuru that I have to stay here longer...
Rom, you know that persona users can't have palaces, right?
That's what I thought at first, but then a couple of months ago, Goro Akechi had a palace with none other than his persona, Loki...
Besides, Setsuna seems pretty distorted even with her persona...
I'm gonna leave now, i guess. *He gets to the exit, but before he leaves he shouts one last thing to Wolf.* YOUR SISTER IS GONE FOREVER! *He leaves.*
So, if I was a corrupt person, then I would have a palace? *Sips cold coffee* I guess things are really different in the Nexus after all...
To a certain extent... Besides, if they don't have a palace, there's a chance their shadow might show up in Mementos...
*finishes loading my shotgun and begins to load my other guns*
I doubt Setsuna has a shadow, she was probably just pushed to her breaking point
Mementos... I've heard the others speak of that place before.
Hmmm... I guess I went a little overboard, didn't I...? Sorry. Just got a lot on my mind, but we can't let this go by...
Wolf, it looks like you're going on a witch hunt, or should I say, a bitch hunt. *Smiles for once* *Chuckles* Haha... I just laughed at my own joke...
*chuckles*
*is still really upset and crying*
So Minato, are you gonna be the leader?
Huh? *Looks at Bona* Don't worry Bona, we'll fix this.
Huh, you want me to lead?
at least despair naho will not be here *Sigh*
*wipes her tears, trying not to cry anymore* O-ok...
Well, I have experience with leading, so I guess...
*compeletely broken down*
did someone say my name *enters* wolf: w-wait how are you alive i had help.
*Wakes up from nap* Huh? Whatcha guys doin?
She's alive, but how?
D-despair naho? Well, it's not the same, but it's close. *hugs despair naho while crying a bit*
That... makes absolutely no sense... *Rom's phone rings* Well, anyway, I gotta go... *Rom leaves, pretty dejected*
you guys reamber the blood i gave to the twins
Wait, that's not the real one, Orpheus is saying that he can sense the darkness from her....
well black stuff
I have no idea what happened and Naho appears to be alive again. For the most part.
Yeah. What about it?
well that's my back up plan in case that naho dies for good
Back up plan?
Wait, I'm confused... I gotta think this through. *Puts on headphones* *Listening to music* *In deep thought*
If i have to sacrifice myself so be it
ooc: Persona 3:Dancing Moon Night
yes... my back up plan or a fail safe you can say
*a Bona clone comforts dahlia*
I mean a back up plan for what?
ok how dumb can you be bona... i said in case that naho dies for good... remember i am apart of naho so if she dies i die with her but the black stuff/my blood that the twins have. i can come back to life without needing naho's body... wow villains do like monologing
*The twins come in* Braza: Sam!!! Irona: We're bored!!! *Sam disappears through a portal* Both: Hey!!!
So when are we gonna look for her
*tears in her eyes* oh... hey you two...
Oh-No enters the cafe and inhales paint. "GOOD SHIT GODDAMN"
*Takes off headphones* Tonight
And the paint inhaler is here... lovely
Ok got it
that has to be some time!
Any of you guys got some good paint?
We will hang around the city while waiting for her, but we need someone to be the bait to get her attention.
"Take blue or purple paint, it makes your voice green." Oh-No continues to inhale paint. "I TASTE COLOURS"
wolf: i will be the bait
Both: Hi Miss Dahlia. What's wrong?
*Looks at wolf* Are you sure you want to be the bait? You know that your life is on the line, right?
*Inhales rainbow paint* I'm tasting the colors! OHOHOOHOHO
I WANNA BE BAIT ITIITITITIT
wolf: more then i want to kill that bitch!
No Pika, you will be fighting because of your persona, and you're strong.
I'll be the suprise attacker
Well it's settled then, Wolf is the bait. *Sips cold coffee* I think we should do this in the Dark Hour, because it would be easier for her to notice Wolf.
Alright
Oh-No rolls out of the Cave.
Wait, Wolf are you a persona user?
wolf: no but dont think i can go into the dark hours or what ever is called... but i do have fire powers
Both: What are you all talking about?
*puts my arms around the twins* there going after someone who killed naho
*she quickly dusts herself off* im ok, dont worry! Come on, lets just have some fun! Hey bona, mind if i boot up one of the switch games?
*prepares knives*
*Reloads his wide assortment of weaponry*
We will meet up at 11:30 pm. Ooc: When I make the thread post.
Irona: Good to here, Miss Dahlia Braza: Oh. Hey fun Naho. You want your bottle back?
wolf: also i may bring some friend to help.
no, keep it. i need it safe... since that bottle is how i will be coming back
Alright *sharpens knives*
I'll be back be back... *Leaves the cave and zooms away on his motorcycle*
Both: That makes no sense, but sure thing fun Naho.
i know... *pats both of there heads* now who want some vidoe games since i dont know what else to do right now that will not let the person rping as me make another topic... sorry breaking the fourth wall
*drinking soda*
*The twins look annoyed* Both: Stop that. No petting.
i was not petting you, i was patting
*enters, looking around*
Hey Nora
*waves at Ikebu* Hi! ......do I know you?
"A new girl, how nice." The stalker keeps his eye on Nora, staring from the corner of the cave.
Both: There isn't a difference.
Im Yang's friend
Ohh. I don't think we've met in person, though...
OOC: oh god its the yandere! i saw the new rwby chibi episode
*reaches out hand*
Oh, hello there. Im dahlia, another friend of yangs. Nice to meet you nora.
i will be right back *leaves* wolf: *goes somewhere*
NORA! *I run in to give a hug*
*enters*
*she shakes Ikebu's hand with the force of Thor* Well, it's nice to meetcha!
AH! Oh, hey Ruby!
*tries to not feel the pain*
*lets go of Ikebu's hand, smiling* Sorry, was I hurting you? My bad!
N-no not at all
Hey ruby! Its been a while!
Both: And we're bored.
*looks at nora* howdy my naby!
*im not my
*waves at Naby* Hi, I'm Nora!
Hmm... *tries to find a way to keep the twins occupied* wanna play some ARMS?
nice to meet you nora OOC: two crazy people have finally meet each other
*watching TV*
*sits down* Soo, can I get some chocolate milk? Ren banned me from drinking coffee.
*passes her some chocolate milk*
*drinks some coffee*
*smiles* Thanks, uhh... I don't think I caught your name.
Im Ikebu
Oh. Well, thank you, Ikebu! *drinks her choco milk*
*smiles*
*thinks "at least ren is not here... since thanks to sanoba, nora is a yandere"*
*whips out Magnhild* Now, let's give this baby a tune-up~
*pulls out lance*
*The twins seemed to have fallen asleep from boredom.*
*gets a message from sanoba and soon goes to the booth* give me a beer... i need something to get my sadness out of me
*looks at the twins* Cute kids. *proceeds to modify Magnhild*
Heads up *tosses Naby a beer*
*thinks "i will be missing you naho... team SNNP will miss you now its team SNP"*
*grabs the beer and drinks it*
* as he walks down the streets, he whines:* This place is so boring... There aren't any lives worth breaking, no edifices that scream out " I've been worked so hard on" worth destroying or even a pitiful hero who thinks he's all that... This place is a bore! * but as he keeps on mumbling, he spots the cafe* Oh? A cafe? Ueehehehehehehe! Let's see what this is about! * he runs gleefully into the cafe, baring in and screams:* HELLOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE !!!!! Now, I'm sure you all missed good ol'uncle Kefka here, but don't worry! I have come to put an end to all your suffering!
*looks at Naby* You look like you've experienced a loss... I know the feeling. *she finishes modifying Magnhild*
*places the lance near my seat*
OH GOD ITS A FINALE FANTASY VILLAIN!!
THAT'S KEFKA TO YOU PEASENT!!!
*looks at the lance* Oh cool, a lance. AND FINAL FANTASY?! WHERE, WHERE?!
Nice weapon
Wait no, that came out wrong, my apologies. I meant to say. * he clears his throat* THAT'S LORD ALMIGHTY GOD OF MAGIC WHOM I SHALL SERVE ETERNALLY UNTIL ALL DESTRUCTION IS BROUGHT UPON US KEFKA!!!
*wakes up*
*stares at Cefca* ......Sephiroth is cooler. *judgemental sip of milk*
*takes out the buster sword*
Ooc: judgement sip of milk. That's a new one.
I named the lance Gae Bulg
That name sounds like a momma's boy name HUEEHEHEHEHE!!!! Anyway, I'm bored so amuse me.
Did I hear someone had a .... GAY BUUUUUUUUUUULGE?????? HAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA gay.
*Mateus' voice echoes from somewhere* Well, if it isn't my court jester.
Gae Bulg, huh? Nice. *she turns Magnhild from grenade launcher to hammer* Meet Magnhild!
your clothes suck clown!
*grabs a cup of hot cocoa and chugs it*
Ohhhhhhh! Look at who I get to mess with next! !!!! How've you been Mateus, ma boi?
OOC: fighting music?
nice *changes Gae Bulg from a lance to a shotgun*
If my clothes suck, then your life's plain trash! I can end it for you if you want though! * electric sparks fly around nab*
Ooh. That's really cool, Ikebu! .... *she walks into the electric sparks*
( puh, get to my level scrub!
)
I am not your boy, fool. But I have been fine. And I suppose you have been destroying various things?
*laughs like a mad man* joker as more taste then you do... by joker i mean batman's joker
Of course I have Mateus, ma doughta! How've you been? Still using that old lobotomy trick of yours eh?
*smiles and drinks soda*
* he looks at nab mockingly* do I smell the smell of trashy tastes? ewwwwwwww get this outta here ! HER BARMAN!!!! YOU'VE GOT TRASH AT YOUR COUNTER!!!!
Wow, even when I'm calm, it's hectic...
also i think you need to run away until the main heroes of the video game gets here
Run away? Run away he says!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Do I look like a runner kid?!
yes since your clowning around!
*stares at Cefca while sipping milk judgementally*
Stop calling me those stupid titles. I like you better when your destroying imbeciles like we did under Chaos.