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Marik_Ishtar
Marik & Bakura do America!
BAKUUUURA! I have found a way to this "America"! We shall go there and TAKE THE PHARAOH'S PUZZLE! AH AH AH AH AH! And then his socks.
BanditKeith
Welcome to America. Here you can become American. Also the Non-American Pharaoh is here.
Yami_Bakura
I thought his leather shoes were the source of his power.
Marik_Ishtar
In any case, WE SHALL TAKE THEM FROM HIM! AH AH AH AH AH!
Yami_Bakura
I shall attempt to find him *Bakura's Gaydar reacts to the far north*
BanditKeith
Don't forget to pick up some American merchandise.
Marik_Ishtar
CANADA! Of course! That's the only place where we wouldn't look for! Now, Bakura! We must treck to Canada and Duel the Pharaoh until he gives in! Then, WE WILL HAVE THE WORLD! AH AH AH AH AH!
Kalin-Kessler
*Shows a card* http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/1d/InfernityLauncher-TSHD-EN-SR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20100525011559
Marik_Ishtar
Who the frigg are you and why are you on a motorcycle?!
Yami_Bakura
No, I think he's just in New York. Everything happens in New York.
Kalin-Kessler
It's a duel runner.....
Marik_Ishtar
Wait... If it is a "New" York, then where is the old one?
BanditKeith
New York is a very American place.
Yami_Bakura
Card games on motorcycles... How ridiculous.
Marik_Ishtar
I'm sure it'll never catch on. Such a fool he is!
Kalin-Kessler
*Pulls another card out my duel disc and shows it* https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/f/fe/SpeedWorld2-EN-Anime-5D.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100918190709 Ridiculous? No I think all of you have been in a cave too long
Yami_Bakura
What's next? Card games on surfboards?
BanditKeith
Motorcycles are very American, I think it'll catch on. Especially in America.
Marik_Ishtar
Look at him and his ridiculous hair and facial markings! I have yet to see something as idiotic as that man! Aside from the Pharaoh's hair!
Dawtz
Yew peepwe awe weawy stwange, how awe you dewing Amewica when it doysn't ewcist?
Yami_Bakura
He must from Yugioh GX.
Dawtz
Dat souynds liyk ay loayd of cwap, mang!
Marik_Ishtar
Next think you're going to tell me is that some scientist is going to make a fake Mega Ultra Chicken and be defeated by a kid with a Kuriboh on his head!
Kalin-Kessler
Maybe this one card can get your interest then *I show one more card* http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/a/a2/InfernityDoomDragon-TSHD-EN-UR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20100523075713
Marik_Ishtar
Ah! It has bananas on its head!... Wait, why is the border white? What is this madness?!
Kalin-Kessler
It's a synchro monster,Where have you been all this time?
Dawtz
Synchwo wot?
Yami_Bakura
I seem to have stopped caring.
Marik_Ishtar
In any case, you! On the motorcycle! Give it to me!
Kalin-Kessler
So far I see People who are clueless of what my deck can do and one going on about a "Pharaoh" and one with an American flag headband *Puts all the cards back into the respective slots*
Marik_Ishtar
Give me your motorcycle! I ORDER YOU! *The Millenium Rod starts to shine*
Kalin-Kessler
Alright how about a duel and you can have infernity doom dragon
Marik_Ishtar
I don't want your banana-headed dragon! I want your motorcycle! OBEY ME!
Kalin-Kessler
Like i'm going to hand my duel runner and speed spells to you anyway.
Marik_Ishtar
OBEY ME! *Waves the Rod in Kalin's face* You WILL submit! I swear it upon Mega Ultra Chicken's Immortal Phoenix form!
Yami_Bakura
Why not just stab him with your Milenium rod and take the motorcycle without a fight?
Marik_Ishtar
... Brilliant, Bakura! *Stabs Kalin with the Rod's secret blade*
Kalin-Kessler
*Swats it out of mariks hands*
Marik_Ishtar
NO! My Millenium Rod! AAAAAAAAAAH *Begins to writhe in Pain* *His voice is now distorted* AH AH AH! Hello, there everyone... Who wants a hug?
Yami_Bakura
Oh, bloody hell. Hello, Melvin.
Kalin-Kessler
*Puts the rod under the heel of my boot about to crush it* You got issues
Marik_Ishtar
Oh, come on. I just want a hug! Oh, and you won't be able to crush the Rod if that's what you're looking to do. It's made of solid gold. And restless human souls, but that's Florence's alley.
Yami_Bakura
Well, I've got something to do... not here. *Yami Bakura steals Kalins Duel Runner and heads towards New York to fins the Pharoh*
Marik_Ishtar
Sure, you do that, Florence. Now then, mister Kessler. How about a hug?
YourBrstFriend
*flowey pops up* Did someone say that they needed human souls?
Marik_Ishtar
Yes. KILL YOUR FAMILY!
YourBrstFriend
I don't have a family but if you work with me, you get free human souls!
Marik_Ishtar
Don't try to fool me. I know your true identity, "Flowey the Flower".
YourBrstFriend
............Well Eff. But those are monster souls, which are weak.
Marik_Ishtar
I don't care! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY!
YourBrstFriend
That's charas thing, not mine. I kill people, not monsters.
Marik_Ishtar
Then kill people, see if I care!
YourBrstFriend
*kills random person #2749*
Random_Person2749
I'm not dead
YourBrstFriend
How!? I killed you!
Random_Person2749
I'm not important enough to be affected by most actions. Like how in a video game you can slash at random people and they just stand there
YourBrstFriend
......huh. *kills random IMPORTANT person #19379
Random_Person2749
I mean... Um.... I'm not dead
Marik_Ishtar
AH! Oh my god, Bakura! I'm back! I'm finally back!
Dawtz
Dat's gewd, Ah gayss.
Yugi_Muto
>Yugi appears on the scene. I hate all of you. I hate you all so much it hurts. Oh hi Bakura.
Marik_Ishtar
DUEL ME, YUGI MUTO! And call your friend the Pharaoh so that I can take his Executive Producer!
Dawtz
Ay, Yugay Muhtow! Wet's dew each otha!
Marik_Ishtar
NO! I, Marik Ishtar, will obtain Slifer The Executive Producer, and CONQUER THE WORLD! AH AH AH AH AH!
Yami_Bakura
We could just kill him to take the puzzle. Easiest bloody method.
Marik_Ishtar
Yes, but it's not as fun, is it, Bakura?
Kalin-Kessler
*Glares at yami* Steal my runner....Maybe It's time I forced my hand
Marik_Ishtar
Ah! It's funny because it's empty!
Kalin-Kessler
*Draws 5 cards*
Marik_Ishtar
But that's against the rules!
Yami_Bakura
You think I'm going to waste my time taking you on in a children's card game? If you want your frigging motorcycle back you can pull it out of a wall somewhere in Brooklyn.
Marik_Ishtar
You tell him, Bakura!
Kalin-Kessler
Both of you are a pain in the ass yet you got a deck either way....
Marik_Ishtar
I, Marik Ishtar, Summon Bowganian and set 2 cards!
Kalin-Kessler
I activate a field spell http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/3/3e/Pandemonium-GLD1-EN-C-LE.png/revision/latest?cb=20080607024515
Marik_Ishtar
I activate Magic Jammer! By discarding one card from my hand, I negate the activation of a Spell card! I discard Makyura the Destructor!
Yami_Bakura
Marik, Why are you wasting your time on him? We still need to defeat the Pharoh.
Marik_Ishtar
Oh come on Bakura, just let me summon Mega Ultra Chicken and we'll be good to go!
Yami_Bakura
Ugh. Fine. Just hurry up. Promised Zork I'd meet him for lunch tomorrow, so I want to wrap this up as quickly as I can.
Kalin-Kessler
I Summon infernity necromancer http://pm1.narvii.com/6299/e5517e2043a2221854544bc3dedadbb91d093ace_hq.jpg
Marik_Ishtar
During each of my Standby Phases, Bowganian inflicts 600 Damage to your Life Points! And then, I'll tribute him to Summon Caius, the Shadow Monarch! http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/f/f3/CaiustheShadowMonarch-SR01-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20160131145541 With his effect, I banish your Necromancer and inflict 1000 Damage to your Life Points! Then, I activate my face-down Call of The Haunted and Attack you directly with both of my monsters, cumulating in 2400 + 1300 + 600 + 1000 = 5300 Damage this turn!
Kalin-Kessler
*I activate mausoleum of the emperor field spell and pay 2000 life points to summon earthbound immortal ccapa apu http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/a/af/EarthboundImmortalCcapacApu-LC5D-EN-SR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20141026195937 and activate earthbound whirlwhind destroy every spell and trap card marik has on the field and attack directly with ccapac apu's effect dealing 3000 attack directly in one single turn*
Marik_Ishtar
I activvate Mystical Space Typhoon, which destroys your Mausoleum, destroying your so-called Immortal! Then I equip Caius with Axe of Despair, which boosts his Atk to 3400! With nothing left to defend yourself on the field, I attack with Caius for game! Good job, you lost like a loser.
BanditKeith
That victory was very American. *claps americanly*
Yami_Bakura
Finally. Send this fool to the shadow realm and we can go and crush the pharoh.
Kalin-Kessler
Well tip from the loser...You lost taking 3000 damage directly marik
Marik_Ishtar
... No. OBEY ME, LOSER! *The Millenium Rod shines and an Eye of Wdjat appears on Kalin's forehead*
Kalin-Kessler
*My earthbound immortal card reacts and forces my disk to summon it and crush with it's dark inky hand*
Marik_Ishtar
... Bakura, can you help? I tried to control him, but it doesn't work, so let's both banish him to the Shadow Realm before it gets boring.
Kalin-Kessler
I'm sorry but Ccapac apu Deal with him! *Ccapac apu attacks marik now*
Yami_Bakura
If I must. *Bakura attempts to send Kalin to the shadow realm*
Marik_Ishtar
Protect me, Millenium Rod! *The Rod's light forms a little barrier stopping Ccapac Apu's attack*
Persona
*A shadowy figure comes out of the ground.* Did somebody say shadows? I love those almost as much as I love sending people into them...
Marik_Ishtar
Oh golly! An eldritch being! JOIN ME IN MY QUEST THE PHARAOH'S SOCK DRAWER!
Marik_Ishtar
(to destroy the pharaoh's sock drawer)*
Persona
Sound like a real party! I love destroying things almost as much as I love shadows!
Kalin-Kessler
*Ccapac apu smashes through the barrier*
Marik_Ishtar
*Completely ignores Kalin* Let us go forth, then! Bakura, Persona and me, the Three Stooges of DAAAAAARKNESS!
Yami_Bakura
Stoges? Oh forget it. Go, Ancient Egyptian Laser Beam! *The Millennium Eye shoots Ccapuc Apu with a laser beam*
Kalin-Kessler
*It backfires and the laser is reflected as ccapuc apu crushes yami comepletly*
Marik_Ishtar
OOC: Two things: 1) I'm watching Duel Monsters Season 5 right now, and Yugi just mentionned "Ancient Egyptian Robots". That's... Yeah. 2) Are you done being a Mary Sue yet, Kalin?
Kalin-Kessler
OOC:Basicly right now yeah cause I got work to do something work related
Marik_Ishtar
OOC: Good. IC: Well I just forgot what we were doing! Gentlemen, let us move to get the Pharaoh's Puzzle, and take hold of all he holds dear before crushing it before his very eyes!
Persona
This "pharaoh" will never know what hit him! I love crushing almost as much as I love destruction!
Kalin-Kessler
OOC:Anyway have a good day gentleman
Marik_Ishtar
I think we're going to get along juuuuust great!
Yami_Bakura
Finally. Let's get out of here. Then I can finally be a bloody main character.
Dawtz
Ayy, wet's awl go to whewe da Phawawoh is and beat him in a dew, and then we'wl be tayken sewiouswy!
Marik_Ishtar
When the frigg did YOU get here?!
Dawtz
Wewl, you went to Amewica even though ah wemembaw tewwing you it dadn't ayxist, so ah was cuwious, and then you actuaywwy got thewe, so ah guess ah was wong!
Marik_Ishtar
SPEAK NORMALLY! I order you!