Bakura once walked in while I was playing a very wholesome game with no homoerotic subtext at all.

Steve walks warily down the street With the disk pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Trading Cards ready to go. Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the Trading Cards rip To the sound of the beat Another one obeys my rod Another one obeys my rod And another one brainwashed, and another one brainwashed Another one obeys my rod Hey, I'm gonna get Yugi Another one obeys my rod How do you think I'm going to get The Egyptian God Cards Without minions to do my biding? You beat my Mime in a duel And took my Executive Producer Are you happy, are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat? Out of the doorway the Trading Cards rip To the sound of the beat [Chorus] Another one obeys my rod Another one obeys my rod Another one obeys my rod Another one obeys my rod There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man And bring him to the ground You can stab him, you can hug him You can stab the shit out of him But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the Trading Cards rip Activating to the sound of the beat [Chorus]

Obey the power of my Millenium Rod! OBEY!

Question Mark!

A man with daddy issues!

Obey me, Steven Stone!

I AM NO WANNABE! That's Pegasus' alley. Also, still a man in tight leather!

You're not red! And you WILL obey the power of my Rod!

BOND WITH ME, CARNAGE! Together, we will find the Millenium Items and RULE THE WORLD! AH AH AH AH AH!

I do! OBEY ME!