I don't even know how to respond to this.

KONICHIWA ANONS AND PHORMIES TOO I PLAY PERSONA 5 YES IM A WEEABOO STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT ILL BE ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOUUUUU CUZ I PREORDER I HAVENT SHOWERED IN LIKE 16 WEEKS ANN TAKAMAKI TAKES CARE OF MEEEEE CUZ ALL THE SUDDEN I THINK SHE HAS A CRUSH ON THE MC YES IM A WEEABOO A DIRTY WEEABOO AN EFFING WEEABOO A DISGUSTING WEEABOO A FILTHY WEEABOO AN EFFING WEEABOO

*poetry snaps*

Ahem.... COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what is this

WHAT A THRILL WITH DARKNESS AND SILENCE THROUGH THE NIGHT WHAT A THRILL I'M SHITTING AND I'LL MELT INTO YOU WHAT A FEAR IN MY FART BUT YOU'RE SO SUPREME I GIVE MY BUTT NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOU (Ass Eater...) IN MY ASS THERE'LL BE NO ONE ELSE BOOTY, IT'S THE WAY I FLY TO YOU (Ass Eater...) I'M STILL IN A DREAM ASS EATERRRR SOMEDAY YOU GO THROUGH THE RAIN AND SOMEDAY YOU FEED ON AN ASS, IT'S ORDEAL, THE TRIAL TO SURVIVE FOR THE DAY WE SEE THE NEW BUMS I GIVE MY BUTT NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOU (Ass Eater...) IN MY ASS THERE'LL BE NO ONE ELSE BOOTY, IT'S THE WAY I FLY TO YOU (Ass Eater...) I'M STILL IN A DREAM ASS EATERRRR I'M STILL IN A DREAM ASS EATERRRR (Ass Eater...)

I push my weiner into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the futanari But it's made of all the lolis that aint gay Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside If the pain goes on I have screamed until my veins collapsed I've waited last, my time's elapsed Now, all I do is live with so much fate I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact Lolis are not gay. I've gotta say what I've gotta say And then I swear I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise I guess I'll save the best for last My future seems like one big past You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice I push my weiner into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the futanari If the pain goes on, I'm gonna explode Pull me back together Or separate the skin from the bone Leave me all the pieces, and then you can leave me alone Tell me the hentai is better than the porn But I found out the hard way, The question has me torn! I push my weiner into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the futanari But it's made of all the Lolis that aint gay! Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside If the pain goes on, I'm gonna explode All I've got, all I've got is hentai All I've got, all I've got is hentai All I've got, all I've got is hentai All I've got, all I've got is hentai All I've got, all I've got is hentai All I've got, all I've got is hentai I push my weiner into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the futanari But it's made of all the things I have to take Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside If the pain goes on, I'm gonna explode! All I've got, all I've got is hentai All I've got, all I've got is hentai All I've got, all I've got is hentai All I've got, all I've got is hentai

Steve walks warily down the street With the disk pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Trading Cards ready to go. Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the Trading Cards rip To the sound of the beat Another one obeys my rod Another one obeys my rod And another one brainwashed, and another one brainwashed Another one obeys my rod Hey, I'm gonna get Yugi Another one obeys my rod How do you think I'm going to get The Egyptian God Cards Without minions to do my biding? You beat my Mime in a duel And took my Executive Producer Are you happy, are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat? Out of the doorway the Trading Cards rip To the sound of the beat [Chorus] Another one obeys my rod Another one obeys my rod Another one obeys my rod Another one obeys my rod There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man And bring him to the ground You can stab him, you can hug him You can stab the shit out of him But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the Trading Cards rip Activating to the sound of the beat [Chorus]

E-e-e-very time I look at my sword sword, sword, sword Call me on the bow and arrow All you Yanks, that’s a critical Here have a look, just have a butcher’s Northern Mancky, block-munchers My swords’s bigger than your brother Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother My sword’s bigger than Nohr And your sword’s smaller than a mothereffing' boar something french something I don't understand something french why I am not speaking french My sword like the Mississippi river My sword ask your girl, what's for dinner? Every time I look at my sword, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big sword" And every time I look at your sword, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small sword" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my sword, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big sword" And every time I look at your sword, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small sword" (Goddamn) Yeah dog, it's mothereffin' Takumi My sword is bigger than Fujin yumi So fresh you can take a bite Your sword look like rust and blight My sword like Pinocchio nose I lie and I just watch it grow Your sword is nothing to laugh at, it's just sad that i don't want to know. (I'don't know, I just stop this now.)

I could also add: YOU USED TO BE PART OF HOSHIDO, NOW YOUR JUST NOHRIAN SCUM!