MERGE THEM ALL INTO CAFE GO FUCK YOURSELF

AND ALSO PHANSITE BEER DAY

BEER AND HUMBLE TIMES JABRONIS NOT ALLOWED

RAISE YOUR VOICE AGAINST JABRONIS

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN SIT THE FUCK DOWN I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME IRON SHEIK WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN IRAN #1 BORN AND RAISED BREAKING BACKS IS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS APPLYING MY CAMEL CLUTCH CARRYING FLAGS SINGING MY COUNTRIES PRIDE WHEN A COUPLE OF JABRONIS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD SO I MADE THEM HUMBLE AND MY BOSS WAS PLEASED SAID YOU'RE GONNA BE IRON SHEIK WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION I PULLED UP TO THE ARENA ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO THE CAB GO FUCK YOURSELF I LOOKED AT MY TITLE I WAS FINALLY A LEGEND I WAS IRON SHEIK WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION