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Boss
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
You've got self serve and the place is stocked. Im off to a date
BonafideMonafide04
*walks in*
Yay! Leblanc is back, Nya!
Bgammax
*Gamma walks in with a sigh and leans back in a booth*

Wonderful, this place again. Well, I've got nothing better to do. Lets get this show on the road.
Sam
*Enters, his metal arm smoking*
Oh this place is back. Neat.
*He snaps his fingers and his table from the old Leblanc portals in. He sits down and starts operating on his arm*
Rom_Dolos
*Walks in* oooh, it's reopened!
*Takes out his laptop*
Bgammax
*Gamma looks up at Sam's arm and sighs*

So.... Care to share what happened to ya? Looks like another explosion I missed.
Aergia
*Aergia tumbles down the stairs* Fuck!
Sam
through a portal and Into a wall. It hurt.
BonafideMonafide04
*uses mediarama to heal Sam and aierga*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs, and looks over to Aergia*
Still getting used to stairs eh? Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.

*Gamma shakes his head as he turns back to Sam*
And this is why most people walk places. You don't know what's on the other side of most portals.
Aergia
*She gets up.* It's not that... I can never see where I'm going...
Sam
My lab is on the other side of the portals I walk out of. I was making an invention when it blew up and my portal device was operational, so it opened to the last registered location, which was Corbin's place. Now I need to start again, which sucks.
BonafideMonafide04
Yeesh, adding insult to injury.
Bgammax
*Gamma raises an eyebrow at Aergia*
You can't see where you're going? And why would that be? I mean, surely there's a light up there or something.

*He then shakes his head before turning to Sam*
You could maybe try walking places instead of using portals all the time. Probably healthier for you, especially if these things tend to explode.
Sam
My lab is out of this universe, Do you expect to walk halfway across the multiverse? I mean, I could invent something to let me do that, but I'd likely have died of old age before I even reach here on foot.
Aergia
Nope, bulb's out.
Rom_Dolos
*Rom goes over to a corner with an electrical outlet and plugs in a box that connects to his laptop*
BonafideMonafide04
What's with the box rom?
Bgammax
*Gamma looks at Sam with an eyebrow raised*
Ok look, magic, supertech, whatever, I can buy. But now you're expecting me to believe in multiverse theory? Well, I guess its not the most ridiculous thing here, but still kinda out there man.

*Gamma give Aergia a sideways glance*
Do you not know how to fix it? I mean, I can at least replace a lightbulb if needed
Rom_Dolos
*Whispers to Bona* Remember the thing I showed you at your cafe? Well, I'm updating it.
BonafideMonafide04
Gamma you do realize everyone here is from a different multiverse right?
BonafideMonafide04
*whispers to rom* Oh, yeah. That.
Aergia
We're out of em...
Kuroumi
*Kuro walks in, sighing and sitting down in a booth.*

Well, this place is back sooner than I expected.
Sam
I ain't going to try and get you believe anything. I'll speak the facts and you can take it or leave it.
*Sam finishes fixing his arm*
And done.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head at Bona*
First off, you mean universe, not multiverse. Multiverse implies you came from multiple universes simultaneously. Which is pretty much impossible.
Second, I know for a fact that isn't true. Migrant and I are both from here. Pretty sure Aergia and her family are too. Not as certain about the others though.

Speaking of Aergia, I'll see about getting you some lightbulbs when I'm working tomorrow. I'm sure Junes has some of them around.
BonafideMonafide04
Hey Kuro!
PIatinumTheTrinity
*Storms in*

It's back! And so- am- I! *magical girl pose*
Aergia
*Suddenly Loli* Luna! *She runs over to Platinum and hugs her.*
BonafideMonafide04
Oh yeah, I forgot she could do that.
Sam
Hey look. Dual personality disorder personified has just entered the café.
Killiki
A youngish high school age girl walked into Leblanc. She looked over at all the other people and sneered before taking a seat. She wondered if the place had as good coffee as advertised, or if it had waited sitting. She hated standing to order, after all. (OOC: just warning you shes a meaner one, if you have questions let me know but shes not gonna be nice)
Bgammax
The term is dissociative identity disorder Sam, you should probably be a bit more sensitive than that.

*Gamma waves to Luna*
Long time no see, the playdate went pretty well overall, you didn't miss much.
Piccolo
(From outside comes a voice yelling at Gamma. It belongs to a green man that pokes his head in front of the windows.)

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

(He flies away with amazing speed.)
Kuroumi
Hello Bona...

*She waves sleepily at Bona.*

How have you been?
Sam
Do I look like I care, Gamma? Either way, I have stuff to do. Ciao
*Sam disappears through a portal*
Rom_Dolos
*Holds in a chuckle as a message appears on Rom's computer: "TRANSMISSION COMPLETE"* That was shorter than I expected...
Killiki
Killiki snorted to herself and covered her face, trying not to laugh too hard at the noise, she turned around but found no sight of who said it before laughing to herself again "What a weird fucking place."
BonafideMonafide04
*giggles*
Rom_Dolos
*mumbles* That's F-bomb 3 of the day...
Bgammax
*Gamma blinks a few times and shakes his head before looking to the new visitor*
I.... I'm just going to pretend the nerd thing never happened

Anyways, allow me to welcome you to the area, at least you seem new. Care to give me your name?
Killiki
Killiki looked at Rom and grinned. Oh, someone who didn't like her langue? "Oh something the matter, fuck head?" she loved to just make everyone upset with the langue she used.
Rom_Dolos
Sarcasm, Miss. Sarcasm...
Killiki
Killiki looked over to Gamma and tilted her head as if trying to stare through him with her eyes "....Killiki, yours?"
Killiki
Killiki looked back at Rom with a smirk "Oh, well then I guess I owe you an apology?" she was joking, she never apologized.
Rom_Dolos
*Chuckles* None necessary!
PIatinumTheTrinity
Who just called me big words!? I'll kick all your asses! *hugs Aergia and pouts*
Bgammax
*Gamma returns Killiki's stare with a cold gaze of his own*
You can call me Gamma. At least, that's what I ASK people to call me. Doesn't usually work out.
Killiki
Killiki smiles as she notices his stare "Gamma, then thats what I'll call you. Where does one order at?"
Aergia
It's ok, I'll help you do it!
BonafideMonafide04
Oh, I've been fine Kuro!
PIatinumTheTrinity
I knew I could count on Aergia! Now none of these dummies stand a chance at all!
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and gets up behind the counter*
Well, this place is mostly self-serve now. But I suppose I could make some coffee for a pretty lady.
*Gamma grins at Killiki*
If she asks nicely of course.
Gin
*Gin enters*
Judging by everyone's foul mood and the smoke staining the ceiling, I'm going to guess Sam was here recently.
Aergia
You can always count on me! Love is the most powerful force of all!
Rom_Dolos
Right on the mark, Gin!
PascalEXE
*From Rom's voice, a voice is faintly heard*
Update fully complete!
Kuroumi
That's good to hear. Anything recent happen that I've missed?

*She stares at Bona with a bored expression.*
PIatinumTheTrinity
Luna Aergia Love Power! *poses, accidently sending a magical heart projectile towards Gin as she winks*
NotIgor
*a brawny man in an SS Uniform enters muttering under his breath*
This will be an optimal point of cataclysmic destruction.
*he pulls a light blue crystal from his pocket*
Soon. The pieces are all in place.
*he laughs loudly before leaving*
Gin
*Dodges*
Careful with that, kid.
*Gin sits at Sam's booth*
Aergia
*She poses as well!*
Killiki
Killiki felt her cheeks flush slightly and she scowled, she hated being called pretty, right? She looked back at him "Sure...uh, whatever coffee they got heres fine I guess? I heard it was the shit or something?" she did a small shrug
Aergia
*... and also shoots a laser that...... made a teddy bear....*
PascalEXE
OOC: phone*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Lucifer enters the cafe, his blade drenched in blood*

Hello everyone.
Bgammax
*Gamma looks at the door after the large man left*
Well.... Looks like we're getting some interesting one-time visitors.

*Gamma begins to laugh when he notices Killiki's reaction*
Man, I wish you could see the look on your face. Coffee's a bit more complicated than just whatever, but I can simply get you a house blend if you'd like. Its pretty much standard fair.
Rom_Dolos
*Waves at Lucifer*
Bona, you still got the bead?
BonafideMonafide04
Yo Lucifer.
Killiki
Killiki glared at him slightly before remembering he was doing her a favor, she grumbled "Well..is there anything that tastes good, like...i dont know...ritch?" she said, trying to picture the word in her mind "like a ritch person would drink."
Gin
Hey Reject. Been killing folks, or were you trying to get into a silent hill game again?
The_Dark_Messiah
*Lucifer sits down in a nearby booth, kicking his feet up*

Does anyone understand what a glashan is?
Killiki
Killiki noticed the rather other-wordly looking being and was entranced, in fact, she was staring right at him.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks over at Lucifer*
Couldn't you at least clean your weapons off before bursting in? Its common courtesy not to drip all over someone else's floor.

*Gamma then checks his phone for a moment, muttering to himself*
Richer coffee flavors.... Lets see, that's a dark coffee I suppose....
*Gamma looks around the shelves, finding a bag of Italian blend beans*
This will work, this will definitely do fine.
*Gamma begins brewing the coffee, and soon turns back to Killiki*
Want anything with the coffee? We've got cream and sugar.
The_Dark_Messiah
@Gin
Hey asshole. I'll gladly do a second take of our fight. I'll be sure to break more than your ribs this time.

*He gives him an evil stare*
Aergia
Hi Stan!
Killiki
Killiki would of answered but she was too busy staring at the...thing, in front of her. She decided she might as well ask "What the fuck are you?"
The_Dark_Messiah
@Bgammax
Sorry Gamma. I did not have time to clean them yet. You'll just have to deal with it until then.

@Killiki
What are you looking at, human?
Gin
It was a joke. Heh heh.
Sam: Served.
Gin: Fix your stupid machine, Surge.
*Sam growls*
The_Dark_Messiah
@Aergia
*He waves*

Hello, sin of lust. How're you today?
Aergia
It's Aergia! And I'm fine. *She picks up the newly created teddy bear.*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and attempts to take control of the situation*
Look Lucy, you could at least be a bit more polite when you're in here. I've got nothing against you, but we'd rather not drive anyone away. Get it?

*Gamma bows apologetically to Killiki*
Sorry for the others, some of them can get.... Excitable. But well, it keeps this place interesting at least.
BonafideMonafide04
Hey! Who're you calling excitable!? *he pouts angrily*
Killiki
Killiki tore her eyes away from the man to look at Gamma "....Wh..What is that thing?"
The_Dark_Messiah
@Bgammax
Yes I understand. Sorry.

*Lucifer nods and cleans the blade with a cloth, burning it afterward with a flame summoned in his palm*

Anthing else?
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head*
Its true Bona, I was referring to Lucy over there, but you're part of who I was talking about.
Lucy, I'd appreciate it if you took a more normal look for now too, but I can understand if you don't control that too well.

*He then looks back at Killiki*
That thing is Lucy, likes to call himself Lucifer or Satan. He's an odd one, likes taking weapons in public. Its not too uncommon for this area. You'll get used to it.
BonafideMonafide04
*crosses his arms and turns away*
Aergia
I call him Stan!
Gin
*Mumbling*
I call him a silent hill reject
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan shrugs*

Meh. I can try to look more human, but I can't guarantee it...
Killiki
Killiki looked back at Lucy "Talking...weapons?"
Bgammax
*Gamma chuckles at Aergia's comment*
So basically no one actually calls him what he asks. Just some other way to mispronounce it.

*The coffee machine beeps and Gamma turns to it, taking out a cup and filling it with fresh coffee, sliding it to Killika*
And there you are.... Oh, forgot to ask if you wanted cream and sugar or whatever.
The_Dark_Messiah
*He facepalms*

Goddammit. Let me talk to her Gamma.

*He walks over to Killiki, taking a seat beside her*

I am Lucifer, king of Hell. Do not be alarmed, I am a changed demon. I now protect the Nexus from threats, Godly or otherwise.
Killiki
Killiki looked up at him with a slight confused look on her face "Oh...both i guess, I'll add them myself."
Killiki
Killiki looked at Lucy and smiled slightly "Well..ok, thats actually kinda cool honestly."
Skeletor
*Bursts down the door on a horse*

And on the 7th day, the Lord said... LET THERE BE SKELETOR!!!
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks at Lucifer*
This is why you don't just say that... Normal pe....

*He blinks a few times*
Wait, what? You're ok with this? As in, not surprised at like, all... That was.... Unexpected to say the least.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and turns to Skeletor*
HEY, NO HORSES ALLOWED. THEY'RE TOO BIG....
AND WHO ON EARTH IS THIS SKELETOR YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
Killiki
Killiki looked over at Gamma and shook her head "I'm not sure how to feel about it, but i mean...its pretty cool at least?" She sighed "Wish i could be something that cool."
Gin
*Looks at Skeletor*
Nyeh?
Momoko
*Momoko and Jackie Frost enter after the.... skeleton man...*
Killiki
However secretly Killiki was pretty scared, actually she was pretty nervous to be here with this many people at all. She wasn't gonna ever let anyone know that of course, she was the tough girl after all and no one could spook her.
Skeletor
I AM SKELETOR!!! The new king of the Nexus! I am taking over and making this my new branch of operations!

LONG MAY MY EMPIRE REIGN.

Autographs up front, please.
The_Dark_Messiah
Oh dear god...Gamma, can I have a cup of the strongest coffee yoy have? I have a headache.
Momoko
*She ignores him. Jackie lifts her up and she climbs onto the seat.*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs again, and remembers Killika's coffee*
Trust me, its not as cool as it sounds. Now, you said both cream and sugar, right?
*Gamma searches for a packet of each and adds them to the coffee, quickly stirring it with a spoon*
And there you.....

*Gamma turns back to skeletor*
I THINK THIS IS A DEMOCRACY, AT LEAST, I'VE HEARD OF A PRESIDENT. TRY ASKING FOR TIM.
Gin
Sam (Mumbling): Not that he was elected fairly.
Gin: What was that?
Sam: I'm fixing my machine. Leave me alone.
The_Dark_Messiah
*Stares blankly at Gamma*

Wait, I'm not cool? Since when? *Sighs* Whatever. Anywat, about that turning human thing...
Skeletor
TIM AND EVERYONE ELSE ANSWERS TO ME NOW!

I have a college degree in world domination don't mess this up for me

NOW EVERYONE BOW LEST YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO CHALLENGE ME!
The_Dark_Messiah
*Anyway
Momoko
*Momo taps on the counter... trying to get someone's attention.*
Bgammax
No, no you're not cool, at least not in my eyes. You're flashy and overdramatic
its kind of a thing around here. Nothing major Lucy.

*Gamma cringes as Skeletor continues to shout, and notices Momoko at the counter*
Oh, you came at a kinda bad time kid. Need anything while you're here? Looks like I'm managing for now.
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan stands up out of his chair, knocking onto the floor. He then pulls out one of his sawed-offs and aims it a skeletor*

I have the strength to challenge you. I suggest you take back what you've said and leave, otherwise things'll get...messy...

*He grins menacingly, pulling back the hammers*
Killiki
Killiki watched him stir the coffee and just kinda stared transfixed at it, she waited to he was done before picking the cup up, her hand slightly trembling before she sat it quickly down again "Owch!" she glared at the cup before sighing and resting her arm on her hand in a bored manner "Great, more waiting."
Momoko
*She points at the coffee beans.*
Skeletor
You dare challenge the emporer of the world, Skeletor!? I will cast you into the afterlife! Come to me, self proclaimed champion!!!
The_Dark_Messiah
@Bgammax
Wait...flashy and overdramatic? What the hell, Gamma? I thought we were okay!?
Momoko
*She looks at the skeleton. Jackie then blasts him with ice.*
Nyarloli
*A little girl is walking along the street when she hears from a nearby cafe that somebody was the new emperor? In the world she was about to destroy? She wasent having this as she walks up to the door, kicking it open then walking inside, however the door rebounds and hits her in the face before she points a finger @Skeletor before posing Sentai style

He-! Ow! The door hit me! H-hey! Im the one who going to destroy humanity and you aren't getting in my way! I am Nyarlytheop! The Crawling Chaos!
Killiki
Killiki jumped in her chair when Lucy rose, she started to shake when she saw his gun come out. She grabbed her bag and dropped it on the table before digging in her bag and grabbing a pistol. She turned towards Lucy and rather shakingly pointed it at him. It wasnt even cocked.
Gin
Flashy and Overdramatic definatly fits.
The_Dark_Messiah
@Skeletor
Tsk tsk. I'm the ruler of the underworld, dumbass. Unless you'd like me to aquaint you, I would recommend leaving before I count to five. If yu do so, I won't have to drag your filthy, bleeding, revolting carcass outof this cafe. Five...
Skeletor
*Shouts in pain after one ice attack from the little girls Persona*

OW GODDAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT IN MY FUCKING EYE SOCKET WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

*Nurses his eye, gets on his horse and rides out*

I'll get you for this! All of you! You haven't seen the last of me!!!
The_Dark_Messiah
*you
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and the room's temperature seems to drop*
No violence in here, everyone. At least, I'd like to keep it this way. Everyone please chill out and start to talk. You probably don't want to see what would happen next.
Nyarloli
Yes! Nyarlytheop has defeated her first enemy! Rejoice! Yay!

*Nyarloli then jumps into the air, raising her fist in joy from ddefeating her first rival, eventually all shall fall to her, her enemies afriad of the very sight, no, the very presence of the Crawling Chaos!
Momoko
*She looks back at the coffee beans and points at them again.*
Gin
And thus Skeletor was defeated by a little girl
AkariSuzumoto
*Walks in and looks around, feeling kinda nostalgic*

Wow... I haven't been here in a long time...
The_Dark_Messiah
*Laughs*

Heh, he actually left. Nice shot, girl.

*Turns to Gin*

Do you think I won't follow through on my threats, vermin? I will personally put you in the ground if given half the chance. This is your final warning, shit for brains.
Killiki
Killiki stared at all of the various people in the cafe and in her fear of what was going on started to point the gun at all of them "N-no one can have a weapon b-but me al-alright!?" she said as she shook in her seat
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and puts his hands behind his head, though the air seems to grow colder*

Calm down Killi. Its going to be fine. No one should have a weapon anyways, and if a fight breaks out I'll make sure to end it. Just put the gun down so the situation doesn't get any worse. Alright?
The_Dark_Messiah
*Waves to Akari*

Hello friend! It's been quite some time. How're you?
Gin
Not even you can kill me reject. My other self won't let it happen.
Nyarloli
W-woah a gun! Where did you get that! I-im not scared!

*Nyarloli then runs behind @AkariSuzumoto away from the machine of death

C-come on! You shouldn't shoot a girl!
Killiki
Killiki was hyperventilating at this point, she took one hand off the gun and put it to her head "I...I...."
The_Dark_Messiah
*Holsters the shotgun*

I will have weapons whenever I please. They are on my person for mine and everyone's defense.
AkariSuzumoto
Hi Mister Satan. *Waves*

I've been looking for giant flowers.
Momoko
*She taps the counter again and points at the coffee beans.*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Satan grabs the gun away from Killi and breaks it in two*

You really shouldn't play with that.
Rom_Dolos
*gasps nervously, suddenly worried about Killiki* A-are you...?
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs, and the air grows colder still..... Ice forms in Killiki's gun, disabling it*
I said, calm down. No need to do anything stupid, alright? Just put the gun down, and I can explain everything, cool?
AkariSuzumoto
Huh?...

*Doesn't know what's going on, but spreads her arms with a pouty expression to defend Nyarly*

Don't hurt Nyanri-chan, bully!
Killiki
Killiki watched as he broke the gun, she stood up quickly from her seat "You..you ASSHOLE! THAT WAS MY DADS!"
The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: @Bgammax

*Cough* Ahem, already taken care of.
Momoko
*She slams her hand on the counter and continues pointing at the beans, fiercely.*
Rom_Dolos
*Rom covers his ears and hides his face behind the screen of his laptop, slightly trembling* No... N-not this again...
The_Dark_Messiah
@Killiki
You shouldn't have things you play with so recklessly. How about I give you a better one and properly train you on their use, and we forget this happened?
Bgammax
*Gamma hears Momoko again, and the room returns to a normal temperature*
Oh, sorry kid. You want some coffee? You seem a bit.... Young for it... Sure its a good idea?
Nyarloli
G-gah! S-scary! You shouldn't raise your voice! O-or ill kill you all! Stop it!

*Nyarloli trembles at the sight of Killki, shaken up from the gun
Momoko
*She nods.*
Killiki
She shook in place, tears coming to her eyes and she continued hyperventalting "How...How...Dare you!" she yelled slamming her foot against the ground "If your a demon then fucking fix it!"
Rom_Dolos
*Connects his phone to his computer and starts typing quickly* C'mon, c'mon...
The_Dark_Messiah
*Sigh* Only if you learn how to properly use one. I won't allow you to wave such a deadly weapon willy nilly. Plus, I can give you a better one, but you need to sit down and chill for a minute.
Gin
Rom, what are you doing?
Momoko
*She leaps down from her chair. She walks up to Killiki and holds out a snow cone.*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and begins making coffee with the beans Momoko pointed to, a house blend*
Consider this repayment for the snow thing earlier. Though I still don't think coffee's a good idea for you.

*Gamma begins to glare at Satan*
Gun quality isn't the issue here. That weapon was very personally important to her. You can't replace stuff like that. Not easily anyways.
Killiki
She started tearing up more before falling to the ground and picking up the bits of the gun "I...d-don't want another one." she said sobbing.
Rom_Dolos
*Rom stops typing as a loading bar appears on his laptop* Trying something... Please work...
AkariSuzumoto
*Akari looks at Nyarly sadly as she's shaking. She didn't know what to do in this kind of situation...

...She does the first thing that cane to mind and hugged Nyarly. She was wordless for a moment before smiling*

It's okay Nyanri-chan. I won't let anyone hurt my precious friend!
Nyarloli
*Nyarloli is hugged and she smiles back at Akari-chan immediately stopping the shaking and hugging back

Okay! Together we shall rule the world! We shall be unstoppable!

*Nyarloli smiles brightly http://m.imgur.com/7x6gWkP
The_Dark_Messiah
*Nods* Understandable.

*Satan picks up both halves, one in each hang, as they start to float together. They start to reform, and a bright flash occurs, as the gun gently falls in his hand*

Promise me you'll be more careful. I even gave it a few upgrades. It'll take any size ammunition now, but only up to 7.62.
Killiki
She looked up, shocked at the kind gesture "I....th...thank you..." she stood and took the gun back from him "...S...sorry...I..."
Rom_Dolos
Oh, uh... *sigh* nevermind...
AkariSuzumoto
Rule the world? Is ruling the world hard, Nyanri-chan? *tilts her head innocently*
The_Dark_Messiah
*hand

I hate autocorrect, but sometimes I wish it'd work.
Momoko
*She's still holding out the snow cone... it'll melt...*
Gin
Sam: What shall we do tonight? What we do every night. Try to take over the world. Akari and the loli. New episodes on CBBC.
*Gin smirks at Sams joke*
The_Dark_Messiah
*Pats Killiki on the head*

Do not worry about it. All is well, human.

*Satan gives her a warm smile*
Nyarloli
Nope! It should be easy with me and you working together! Especially with Ophelia! Think about it!

*Nyarloli then thinks about ruling the world with an iron fist, crushing the puny humans atop of her throne, smiting with a point of her finger, razing entire cities on a whim, thats the world she wants. Kinda scary a little girl is planning this
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and leans back, then looks at Momoko*
Hey, Killiki. You gonna accept the kid's gift or not? She likes giving people snowcones. I find it kinda cute.
The_Dark_Messiah
@Nyarloli
Attempt to rule the world, and I'll put you on the list of deities to kill and ram my foot up your ass. Do we have an understanding?
Nyarloli
Wow! A TV show of me and Akari-chan?!? You can do that?!?!

*Nyarloli then runs up to Sam with huge puppy dog eyes, expecting to get an answer
AkariSuzumoto
If we ruled the world, we'd be able to do and go anywhere we want, right? All the games and food we could want too! Let's rule the world together, Nyanri-chan! *Holds Nyarlys hands and smiles like the sun, not knowing her inner intentions...*
Nyarloli
@The_Dark_Messiah

Ha! You'll have to stop me! I am Nyarlytheop! The Crawling Chaos! Your gonna have to try really hard! I am the embodiment of everyones evil! Hahaha!

*Nyarloli then jumps onto a table pointing at Satan
Migrant
Leblanc? Leblanc....?

Leblanc!

*enters and deep breaths* I feel at home again! No item shop can ever replicate hanging out here.
Rom_Dolos
Oh, jeez... That do- *cuts himself off angrily*
Rom_Dolos
Oh, hey Migrant...
Gin
Sam: Ugh. I...P...probably?
*Gin starts laughing*
Sam: Shut up, you icy asshole. I just came for something I left in my table. I'll be going now.
*Sam takes a wrench out of his table and vanishes through a portal, grumbling. Gin stops laughing and smirks*
Gin: Serves him right.
Bgammax
*Gamma hears Migrant's entry and quickly attempts to hide behind the counter*

Fantastic, just when things were going well..... Looks like I'll have to beat it soon..
Killiki
She turned red at the affectionate gesture and smiled a bit even as she cried "t-thanks...but..i should go."
Killiki
Ooc: sorry im gonma go for a bit im eatting and cant keep up lamo
Nyarloli
Aw! No show...

*Nyarloli then seems down at the prospect of not filming a hit documentary of her life, before seeing Akari and lighting up like its Eagle day,

That's right! Anything we want! No rotten adults to tell us what to do!

*Nyarloli then takes Akari-chan's hand smiling at her
Momoko
? *She's still holding it out.*
Gin
I can bug Sam about it if you want, kid.
Momoko
*Jackie takes the coffee, which is now cold, and uses it as syrup to attempt to make a coffee snow cone! ...... It works..... somehow....*
Nyarloli
Really!?! That would be so cool! Do it! Do it!

*Nyarloli is literally jumping up and down on the table, excitement taking her over
AkariSuzumoto
That sounds... Nice. *Akari smiled. She was taking this quite seriously* We could live in a biiiig castle in a field! And go on long walks in the mountains, and pick berries in the forest, and watch cartoons and play games staying up really really late!

That would... Be nice... *Unknown to Akari herself, she had a tear in her eye as she smiled, holding Nyarlys hand tighter*
Ikebu_Kuro
*walks in* hey im back
Migrant
.... Honestly, miss, that sounds like a pretty nice life.

*looks at Ikebu* Um... hey.
Gin
I'll get back to you on how it works out another day. If you're conquering the world, you need something like that to tell your citizens about your life so they can love and adore you more, yeah?
*Gin is being sarcastic*
Ikebu_Kuro
*Stretches and takes a seat*
Nyarloli
W-wow! I didn't think of all the possibilities! Ill make a castle for us then! I promise!

*Nyarloli then notices the tear, getting a frown as she speaks again

Oh no! Why are you crying? Is it something I said? What's wrong!?!
Nyarloli
I mean, you don't need to! Im killing most of humanity anyways! I guess we don't need the show!
Gin
Saves Sam the headache then
AkariSuzumoto
Oh... I was just thinking about how nice it would be and that kinda just fell out I guess. Sorry, Nyanri-chan. *Wipes the tear away*

Huh...? Killing...? But, kiling people is bad... Why would you do that?
Ikebu_Kuro
Can i get an espresso?
Bgammax
*Gamma slowly peeks his head back over the counter*
Sorry for the wait.... Whatever your name is. Sure, I can get you an espresso.. Just.... Don't tell the lady with the cat ears I'm here, alright?
Ikebu_Kuro
Ok sir
Gin
*Gin looks over at Gamma*
Dude, what are you doing?
Nyarloli
Oh okay! I was worried I made you upset and I never want to do that!

*Nyarloli then seems relieved at the fact that Akari-chan isn't sad, she then respond again with a cheerful tone

Huh? Cause that's my job! Besides! I won't hurt anybody we like!
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and quickly stands up, beginning to make an espresso, he casts Gin a sideways glance*
For the moment I'm helping out, making the new guy some coffee. Why do you feel the need to ask?
Gin
*Gin shrugs*
Bored.
Ikebu_Kuro
*checks phone*
AkariSuzumoto
*Akari looks down. She was conflicted. Killing people was bad, and she didn't want Nyarly to do that. But she wanted that place to belong she never truly had, that happiness... Most importantly, she wanted to stay by Nyarlys side*

...It's your job? Are the people you're going to kill bad?
Rom_Dolos
*Fiddles with his phone nervously and closes his laptop*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and finishes up the espresso, setting it in front of Ikebu*

And there you are, alright? Now then, if you don't mind. I'm going to be here if anyone needs anything.

*Gamma once again ducks behind the counter.... Mostly out of sight*
Ikebu_Kuro
Umm.. thanks *takes a little sip*
Nyarloli
Yep! Im supposed to be everyone's evil! That means I have to end humanity! Don't worry Akari-chan! Ill protect you! Those evil humans will never lay their grubby hands on you!

*Nyarloli then smiles again, happy at the thought of crushing a human skill to dust
Rom_Dolos
*fiddles even more with his phone*
Gin
*Gin gets up and leaves Leblanc*
AkariSuzumoto
If Nyanri-chan is gonna get the bad people, and protect me... Then okay! I'll be counting on you. I'll try to protect you too, like just now! *She giggles, blushing happily spite of Nyarlys covert bloodlust*
BonafideMonafide04
*is just kinda sitting there*
Bgammax
*Gamma gets up from over the counter and looks around. noticing Migrant is no longer there he breathes a sigh of relief*

Alright, conflict averted. Anyone need anything?
Ikebu_Kuro
*looks at Gamma* you ok?
Nyarloli
Okay! You can count on me! Don't worry Akari-chan!

*Nyarloli then hugs Akari-chan, keeping her close as she thinks of using her powers to split the world into pieces and slowly crush them into dust, leaving no resistance for the Reign of Queen Nyarlytheop and Queen Akari-chan
Rom_Dolos
*silently grunts and leaves*
Bgammax
*Gamma glances at Ikebu out of the corner of his eye*

O... Of course I'm fine kid, why would you ask? Just.... Keeping somewhat of a low profile, if you get what I mean.
Ikebu_Kuro
*tilts head*
AkariSuzumoto
*Akari giggles, hugging Nyarly affectionately*

Nyanri-chan is like my prince! We're gonna live in a castle and everything!
Bgammax
*Gamma shakes his head and turns away from Ikebu, arms crossed*

Y.... You don't have to believe me or anything. Just keep your nose in your own business kid. Alright?
Ikebu_Kuro
*sigh* fine
Nyarloli
P-prince? That... nobody has been so nice to me before!

*Nyarloli then blushes from the compliment, thinking about a grand ball with tables and tables lined with sweets, with servants and cooks heading her every call, as she dons a crown with Akari-chan at her side, dancing to music with the moon sparkling above
AkariSuzumoto
*Akari smiles, happy that she made Nyarly put on a cute expression* Nyanri-chan is nice to me, so, I'll be Nyanri-chans princess! I'm not a real one, but I can try to become one.
Ikebu_Kuro
Sure is quiet around here
Bgammax
*Gamma leans back, hands behind his head*

I much prefer it that way. A nice, relaxing atmosphere instead of threatening to blow up half the time. Pretty much all that's happening is those two kids being kids.
Nyarloli
Not anymore! Your my princesses now! And I'm your prince! Its like that book I read! Ill save your from any danger! With Ophelia as my trusty steed! The Prince with the Blue Butterfly! That sounds good! Hehe!

*Nyarloli then giggles at the thought of it, saving Akari-chan from the clutches of a evil villain, wiping the blood off a sword as she prepares to charge into the dark tower, slashing through hordes of humans, riding atop of Ophelia,
Ikebu_Kuro
Yeah *sip*
AkariSuzumoto
It's just like a book I read too! I was told it was just a fairy tail, and that dreams don't come true... I'm glad they were wrong. *Akari blushes, hugging Nyarly again without thought* My prince!

*As opposed to Nyarlys bloody seinen fantasy, Akari imagined a light hearted storybook romance scenario with Nyarly taking her away from a sad impoverished city life and marrying her at her castle in the prettiest part of the kingdom, where they live happily ever after*
Nyarloli
Not with me around! I will accomplish our dreams!

*Nyarloli also blushes at the hug again, hugging back at the gesture, completely oblivious to the happy fantasy of Akari-chan, still having the bloodlusty battle in mind
AkariSuzumoto
I wanna help too. It's our dream, so, we should accomplice it together!
Nyarloli
Mm! Im not sure how you can help but ill find a way! Together we wont be stopped! Working with each other nobody will stand in our way!

*Nyarloli smiles again at the thought of punching people in her path into the ground, smashing their faces into dust as she stares at them with a creepy look
AkariSuzumoto
*Akari nods, smiling. In her own headspace, she imagined Nyarly and herself as magical girls fighting an evil overlord bent on stealing all the happiness in the world*

I can protect Nyanri-chan too, with this!

*Akari reveals her deadly, most fearsome weapon...

...A notebook.*
Nyarloli
Wow! What's that? Is that a magic book?!? That would be so cool!

*Nyarloli then imagines arcane text flying from the notebook, forming in her hands as balls of destruction, with enough knowledge to destroy the world with her mind,
Ikebu_Kuro
Today has been rough *reads book*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and walks over to a booth, sitting there for the time*

Well. I'm sure something will happen soon enough. You can bet on that.
Ikebu_Kuro
Thanks
Unit_Spectre
*enters with a Vanguard Combat suit*

Looks like the cafe is back!
AkariSuzumoto
It's not magic, though... It would be really cool if it was. I just write in it and can hit things with it if I have to. It makes a good shield too! *Akari cutely blocks her face with the notebook*
BonafideMonafide04
*thinks to himself* A notebook? Huh. Reminds me of frisk.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks at Spectre while leaning back in his booth*
Speaking of things becoming more interesting, you still shooting on sight? Seems a bit reckless to me, but you do you
Ikebu_Kuro
*evoker falls from bag*
Nyarloli
Wow! Still! That's really cool! I used to have a notebook! But I lost everything when I came over here!

*Nyarloli then blushes at the cute pose, unable to contain her happiness
Unit_Spectre
Me? HA! Don't make me laugh Gamma... oh wait... YOU DID!

*sees a criminal in a similar robotic suit speeds by*

Back in a few.

*he activates the suit's jet pack system and tri-barreled mini-gun on his robotic arm leaves in a sonic booms*
Bgammax
*Gamma shrugs*
Told ya, shoots on-s

*Gamma catches sight of the Evoker*
Fancy gun you got there kid. Mind telling me where its from?
AkariSuzumoto
*Peeks at Nyarly from behind the notebook*

You lost everything...? That's sad... I left everything behind on my own, but...

*Akari puts down her notebook and looks Nyarly right in the eyes with determination* I'll try to make sure you don't lose anything anymore, Nyanri-chan!
Ikebu_Kuro
Oh, umm its a toy
BonafideMonafide04
*is very tempted to ship nyarloli and akari but doesnt*
Fresh_Prince_Junes
It's okay! I didnt lose that much! Besides!

*Nyarloli then blushes again

I only need one thing after all!
Bgammax
*Gamma raises an eyebrow as he continues to watch Ikebu out of the corner of his eye*

That wasn't the question I asked. I couldn't care less what it is. More where you got it.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: YOU HAVE REVEALED YOUR TRUE FORM
Ikebu_Kuro
A store?
Bgammax
*Gamma finally stands and walks over to Ikebu, smiling*
Sure, sure you did. Well, since its such an innocent toy you wouldn't mind me playing with it for a bit, would you?
Ikebu_Kuro
Yeah i'd mind if you do
KingKamoshida
Hello, peasants. *Kamoshida strides in, accompanied by several guards*
KingKamoshida
Bow down to the new king of the Nexus!
BonafideMonafide04
Haha, no.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks over to Kamoshida*
Look, do you want some coffee or not man? I don't care if you're the Queen of France, I don't take orders from anyone.
oh-no
OH FUCK NO
Unit_Spectre
*flies by the "king" and swipes his crown from his head*

I'm THE KING NOW BITCH!!!
KingKamoshida
And who might you be? *Several guards point their swords at Bona, ready to impale him if he gives the wrong answer*
KingKamoshida
*Kamoshida summons the crown. It appears back in his hand, and he places it on his head.*
BonafideMonafide04
I'm the one who will stop you if you even try to take over the nexus, ya dingus.
KingKamoshida
Foolish peasant. You think you can steal from a king?
KingKamoshida
Hehehe... even if you stop me, I have powerful friends. The other victims of the Phantom Thieves have broken out of prison, too.
KingKamoshida
I would like a mocha, on the double.
BonafideMonafide04
So? They, and many others, could just beat ya back in again.
Ikebu_Kuro
*throws a book at one of the guards*
KingKamoshida
You can beat someone back into something that isn't there.
KingKamoshida
*The guard slices the book in half in mid-air, then points his sword at Ikebu.*
BonafideMonafide04
Everyone could just make a new one better than ever.
Ikebu_Kuro
Gamma, pass it back to me
KingKamoshida
*Kamoshida looks over to Gamma* Get working, peasant! I haven't got all day!
Unit_Spectre
You may make the laws. BUT I BREAK THEM ALL!!

*he gives the king the middle finger*
bluehairedemo
*Yuki walks in, looking very tired...*
KingKamoshida
*One of the guards chops Spectre's middle finger off*
BonafideMonafide04
Hey Yuki.
bluehairedemo
.... I'm not even gonna ask...
KingKamoshida
*Kamoshida turns towards Yuki* Hello there, peasant. What brings you here to this.. *Kamoshida glances back over to Spectre* Fine establishment?
BonafideMonafide04
Just don't. The nexus gets weirder everyday.
Unit_Spectre
One work... ouch.

*his finger grows back*

Sup Yuki?
Skeletor
Stop, false king!

*Arrives on a horse*

Hide your wives and girlfriends, because here is SKELETOR!!!

Don't leave me behind while I was in the middle of a good villain speech! I took classes for this you know!
bluehairedemo
Just here to drink coffee... and now I get this... fucking fantastic day...
KingKamoshida
Hmph, you should be happy that I've returned.
KingKamoshida
Oh well. You're just another worthless peasant.
Unit_Spectre
*gives Yuki the cup of coffee*
KingKamoshida
Hey, who's making my Mocha!? Hurry up, or I'll have you sent the the dungeon!
bluehairedemo
You know what would make me fucking happy?! If I could drink some coffee in peace! Day in day out there's always something stupid going on! Is one peaceful day so much to ask for?! So shut it and leave me alone! *He sits at a booth.* Black please...
Unit_Spectre
*gives the king a cup of mocha without a second thought*
Ikebu_Kuro
*turns on radio and Beneath the mask plays*
Skeletor
Peasant!? I am SKELETOR!!! Engarde, false king! *draws sword*
KingKamoshida
Hmph. Took you long enough. *He chugs the cup down and then wipes his mouth. He drops it on the floor without a second thought*
bluehairedemo
*He sighs and takes a sip.* This job is getting to me...
KingKamoshida
Foolish skeleton. I'll have you sent to the dungeons and made into a slave.
KingKamoshida
*2 guards walk towards Skeletor and disarm him*
bluehairedemo
There's no dungeon here man...
KingKamoshida
I've made a dungeon out of the local prison.
Unit_Spectre
*he revves his minigun mounted arm*

HEY! NO fighting in the cafe!!! DON'T MAKE ME enforce it!
bluehairedemo
.... I really don't want to deal with this right now... Look man, there's a no violence rule here...
KingKamoshida
After I busted out, I figured the prison could use some... renovations..
Skeletor
H-Hey! That's not fair! You can't do that to the great Skeletor! I have thousands of undead lawyers!!!