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*The guards grab him by the arms and drag him away*
OOC: Okay I'm just laughing now. First skeletor was defeated by a little girl then a bunch of guards.
HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF!

*he violently beats the shit out of the guards*
*The attacks do nothing to the guards. Instead, Spectre left a couple dents on the armor.*
OOC: On the armor of the guards
Hmph. how foolish to think you could hurt anyone in a place such as this.
OOC: Ok... who are you man? Idk why but I'm just laughing so hard.
I'll be taking my leave, now. Expect punishment soon.
Get out before my friend Reaper kicks your asses!
OOC: Me?
OOC: Yeah you.
OOC: Main account is PeriodicFE, and I usually roleplay on my Space_Cat account
OOC: Space_Cat sounds familiar. Well, thanks for the laugh. You do a good Kamoshida.
Ooc: wait, you're space_cat? Huh.
*Akechi was passing by the same road like every other day when, he spots Leblanc e decides to enter*
So, this is the place i've heard about in the news, i might have found my to go cafe.
May i have some coffee please?
*Apollo notices Akechi as he enters the cafe himself, greeting him as he walks in.*

Oh, you're a detective, aren't you? The so-called "Second Coming" of the Detective Prince, if I recall?
* Akechi looks at Apollo with a calm smile*
Oh, so you know who i am.
I would not describe myself as a celebrity other than the few times that i appear on TV.
And you are lawyer right?
Oh, y-yes. Apollo Justice, defense attorney, at your service.

*Apollo shows him his attorney's badge before returning it to his vest.*

So... um, do you happen to come here often?
*Satan sighs, realizing he's been staring at the ceiling the entire time*

Ahem, I'm going to go. Goodnight humans.

*He stands up and walk out the door*
*akechi sits on a high up chair*
This is the first time for me but, i've heard legends and seen things on newspaper and now here i am.
Ah, same here actually. I got recommended by some acquaintances, and I decided to check it out...

*Apollo takes a seat next to Akechi, messing with his hair to re-sharpen it.*

So, have you had any interesting cases as of late?
*he thinks about it a bit and then says*
Yes i do have a few cases like, have you heard of the psychotic breakdown incidents?
I'm still investigating the one that happend at the train station as a matter of fact.
Oh, I think I have heard of it, but only in passing. I'm not too familiar with it.
But fron what I've heard, that definitely seems like a tough case. How would you even find a culprit on something like that..?
*Akechi nods*
Yes, i know that can be quite diffucult but some rumors say that the phantom thieves are behind those cases, right now that's the only clue i've got.
Phantom Thieves..? I... don't know what that is. Probably just hasn't made news over in America.
So these... Phantom Thieves... what do they do? If they're related to those mental shutdowns, it can't be good.
The phantoms thieves, they seem to be a group that targets people to change their hearts, they truly think they're just but what they do is very far from justice.
*wakes up in the middle of leblanc*
Found you once again!
*Kamoshida walks into the cafe.*
Gin
*Gin is behind the bar*
No fighting in Leblanc. Would either of you like a drink? I feel like being a bartender again.
Then, may i have my coffee please?
As you might see i've been waiting for quite a while
*Enters and sits at a booth*
Gin
I just got here. You can get your own, you know.
*pours some coffee and gives it to Akechi*
Hey again, Bona! *Takes out his laptop as per usual*
*sits at a booth*
*Enters the cafe with a sigh. Things have been exhausting lately, and so much craziness. Not feeling like running the counter, she sits down*
Gin
*Gin is woken up by the door slamming. He's still behinf the counter*
I'm awake, sis. Don't worry. Wait, this isn't my room. Where am I?
Hey sakaya.
GUYS I PUT REDBULL IN THE COFFEE MACHINE INSTEAD OF WATER
I CAN SEE NOISES RN
Hax
*Guess what's behind the tired and cute girl? A little fluffy neko can be seen grabbing Sayaka's hand thightly*
Ummm dude you OK?
Gin
Oh hey guys. I wasn't sleeping.
Yeah, sure you weren't.
I... Think you're confused, Gin. Hello to you, and Bona... Honestly, I wouldn't even mind some not-trademarked Mad Bull right now.

*Pulls Hax up on the booth next to her, smiling* There you go, dear. Comfy?
MONA HELP
Gin
Exactly. I sure wasn't. Oh yeah, this is Leblanc. Who wants a drink?
Hax
T-Thanks!
*Hax smiled at Sayaka, looking really happy from that place. She seemed more confident than before*
Yeah, you totally weren't. I believe you so much right now.
*leaps out the nearest window
Gin
You're sarcasm makes me happy.
I think I will have some of that Mad Bull. Why not? Away with SIMPLICITY!

*Pets Hax* Do you want anything?
Hax
Milk, please! To stay strong!
*Hax giggled, moving to her sides playfully*
Gin
If your certain...
*Gin serves the two their drinks*
Hot cocoa please, Nya.
*she enters and throws herself in a booth, groaning, tail twitching* Oww, my life...
*Enters and sits at a booth* What did I miss?
*Sips her Mad Bull, hoping nothing different went into it... It seemed okay.*

The milk taste okay, love?
Gin
*Serves hot chocolate to Bona*
Here you go.
Thanks. *effing chuggs it*
Gin, gimme a chocolate milkshake..... With a ton of chocolate in it.... I need chocolate, I feel like if I don't have it I'm gonna die...
Hax
*Hax is too concentrated on drinking her milk in one time*
*She nods slightly though*
Gin, I would like some green tea, please...
Gin
*Throws chocolate milkshake at Yang*
Order up.
*Spectre speeds by the cafe while chasing a criminal with a rpg at inhuman speed*

HEYGUYSDON'TMINDMEJUSTCATCHINGBADIES!
Gin
And here's yours Rom
*Serves Rom green tea.*
tHE EFF SPEC
*she manages to catch the milkshake and drinks it* Thanks, Gin...
Than-GAH! *Startled by Spectre's yelling and almost spills his tea. Goes back to his booth and takes out his laptop*
*Quietly enjoys her drink alongside Hax, in spite of Units yelling*

A pleasant day indeed.
*she curls up in pain* Bona, do you have a hot water bottle or a heating pad..?
*gives yang a hot water bottle*
Hax
*Finishing with a gasp, Hax putted down her empty glass, with a satisfied face... and some milk making a white mustache on her face*
Thank you Sayaka! Milk was good!
*Rom connects his phone to his laptop and chugs his tea*
*she takes the water bottle, placing it on her abdomen* Thanks, Bona..
*Hibki walks in, he's in his casual outfit and seems to be in a cheery mood* Hey guys! How's things?
*I walk in and sit in a booth and kick back claiming the entire booth*
Hey hib! You seem happier than usual.
Am I? Oh well, it's just a nice day today. Can I get some water? *Byakko appears next to him in human form*

Byakko: I'll take some water as well.
You got something right here. *Smiles, wiping the milk off of Hax's lip with her finger before putting said finger in her mouth, tasting it*

It is good indeed. *Giggles playfully*
*she finishes her milkshake and groans, holding the hot water bottle closer, crying a little bit*
*I look around from the corner of the booth
Hax
*Hax stared at Sayaka for some secomds before looking quickly away, flustered*
Y-Yeah... thank you, S-Saya-chan...
*She looked down nerviously*
*I begin to stare at @Hax then look at @AdachiImouto then @Tsugumi-Chan not noticed yet*
Sorry dear, couldn't resist. That face was too cute. *Pets Hax and smiles comfortingly*

And good day, all new blood!
Hax
*... some unknown weird guy was staring at her. Hax shivered a little, curling on the booth*
*she looks at Indiana briefly before curling up even further* Dammit, it feels like my insides are being torn apart...!
*notices dante*
Hey guys look. It's Dante from the devil may cry series.
What's wrong with the blonde one?
*Kuro sighs and takes her usual seat in one of LeBlanc's booths. She looks around with a bored expression.*
OOC:for the love I get that's a joke from smt nocturne but do you need to make that a gag if am involved with these things?!
Gin
Dante? Now this is a real crossover.
*she waves weakly at Kuro, before continuing to cry*
Hax
Oh! Hi Kuro-chan!
*Hax waved her hand to Kuroumi, smiling*
*Follows up Bona's statement* and knuckles...
Is the blonde one alright?
Can you please not stare? I know my BROKEN BRILLIANCE is hypnotic, but Hax gets nervous.
*What luck, she fell asleep. Let's see how long it takes this time for her to wake up.*
I'm in intense pain... Only women know this pain... Men should not feel this pain... *sobs*
Gin
*Gin smiles*
If I make that joke, sis will kill me.
And why is that Gin?
Gin
I shouldn't. I know what she does to Sam, and I want none of that.
*Gin laughs nervously*
Hax
*Hax relaxes a little hearing Sayaka defending her... is reasuring*
Why can't you make the joke?
Gin
Because my sister will kill me and I'm not talking about this any longer
*Gin rubs the back of his neck*
*Wraps her arm around Hax and holds her close*

Feel better?
Hax
Yeah... I feel safer with you...
*Hax smiles, cuddling with Sayaka as she closes her eyes*
OK then I guess.
*she starts crying profusely, for no reason whatsoever*
Gin
Thank you.
Is something wrong Yang? Do you need to talk?

Byakko: I'll listen as well.


*Cuddles Hax in the back of the booth, listening to the familiar sounding yet different music in the cafe*

No matter what's coming, we'll be okay... Nothing is ever gonna separate us. We still need that cabin in the mountains. *Smiles*
*she looks at Hibiki and Byakko, tearily* My insides are being torn to shreds... *she continues to cry*
Is there a way to help? I can run to the store and get something.
Ibuprofen... Please get me some ibuprofen...
*Hibki makes a note in his phone and runs out while Byakko sits there*

Byakko: He's hurrying.
*she holds a hot water bottle closer to her stomach* Ouuchh...
Byakko: Is there anything else I can do to help while he's out? Could cold help numb the pain?
*mumbles* Was this because of Lilith?
N-Nope, that's fine Bya...... Gah.. At least the pain'll be gone around tomorrow...
Gin
So, what happened to you, Yang? You swallow a razor blade or something?
*Hibki runs back in with a bottle of ibuprofen and gets one out and gives it to Yang* Here. Sorry I took so long.
*enters the leblanc*
*A short, slim boy walks into the cafe, taking in his surroundings. Upon doing so, he sits down at the counter without a word*
*walks in covered in smoke and smell of rocket fuel*

I am back guys...
What does someone have to do to get some service around here?

*The boy exclaims, annoyed*
*gives Naoto a cup of tea*

There you go.
Gin
Well, you could try asking politely?
*she stares at Gin* No. It i women's bodily functions. *she takes the ibuprofen from Hibiki* Thanks... *she takes a couple* Much better..
(My internet is fucking up sooo bad....)
*sits down on the booth*
*The strange boy looks at Spectre*

Thank you, Sir. May I ask what your name is?
Gin
Sam (from the speaker system): Yet another flaw in human evolution.
Spectre. Member of Winslow Accord and is a law enforcer.
OOC: Ripen in Pencils
Oh, I'm an officer of the law too. Are you a detective, like me?
Advanced SWAT sniper and rifleman.
*watches and thinks "I don't think I told anyone im from the past"*
*she falls asleep...*
*puts a blanket over yang*
Hmm, interesting. It's consoling to know I'm not the only law enfrocement in this place.Judging from the various people I've seen, this must be some sort of overlapping area in the multiverse, but I was never one for science fiction. Am I correct?
Hmm, interesting. It's consoling to know I'm not the only law enfrocement in this place.Judging from the various people I've seen, this must be some sort of overlapping area in the multiverse, but I was never one for science fiction. Am I correct?
OOC: Welp, a double post. Cool.
You're looking at a technological marvel sir.

*taps his robotic arm*
Ami
*The girl wanders into Leblanc and takes a look around.*

Huh, so this is Leblanc....
*looks at @Not-to_Shirogane*

yep..
*Yuki walks in.* ... That king guy isn't here is he?
Ami
King Guy? If you mean that burly soldier that's marching around like he owns the place, I don't think so.

Honestly he looks stupid.....

Also hey Uncle Yuki!
You're good Yuki.

*gives him a cup of Earl Gray tea*
Uncle? Oh, right... this time stuff is starting to confuse me...
Ami
Yeah it's weird for me, too. You start seeing all this weird stuff your parents never todl you about....

*Blinks at the blue-haired detective*

Um... is this your sister...?
*enters the cafe and sits on his seat, he waves his hand*

Curry, please.
Sister? *He looks at the girl with blue hair and a blue hat.* I swear if it's another kid...
Nope, just a law enforcer like me.
Law enforcement eh? My area too... sorta.. *He takes a sip.*
Gin
Someone else can be bartender. I'm bored.
*Gin sits down at Sam's booth*
*gives Sora a plate of curry*

There you go.
Ami
Oh cool, so she's like a cop or something?
thanks!

*takes a bite*

Mm!
*The boy finishes his tea and places 300 yen on the counter*

Hmm. So tell me Spectre, was I anywhere close with my hypothesis?
*He clears his throat, kind of nervous*

Um, I am not female. Your assumption is false.
A friend of mine from Yharnam and Nohr comes here. So yeah that solidified it.
Ami
O-oh..... I-I'm sorry, sir. *hehs and rubs the back of hear head*

But you're a cop, right? Um.... I like your hat.
You seem female to me. Well can't judge a book by it's cover. What's your name anyway?
My name is Naoto Shirogane, and yes, I am a detective.
Huh... I think I heard that name from my boss before...
*he finishes his curry than places 800 yen on the counter*

thanks for the food!

*he notices @Not-to_Shirogane*

oh, i didn't meant to see you or something!

Ami
Huh, a detective, huh?

You and Mig should have a logic-off!
*The boy looks at Sora with a confused look*

What's that supposed to mean?
*Once again, the boy turns and gives the girl a confused look*

Who is Mig?
A friend of mine. Bright one at that.
*he nods and puts the yen in the cash register*

So Naoto, heard you're from a lineage of famous detectives. Reason why is that I've read magazines with you being on the front cover.
well... your voice is weird a little, it is like..... a girl voice but with a little boy's voice a little...?
@Unit_Spectre
Oh have you now?

@bluehairedemo
Would it possible to meet this "Mig"?
OOC: There's been a mass takeover of the site, you need to come quick
I dunno... I haven't seen him around...
*The boy becomes startled at Sora's comment*
The hell are you talking about?
OOC: 👌
*he rubs his head a little*

i think i'm just imagining things...
*The boy has a nervous expression on his face*

Yes, exactly.
Off to work out. I'll be back.

*he waves and leaves*
*A ding comes from Rom's laptop and closes it* Excuse me, Detective. If you don't mind me answering, how did you get here?
See ya Spec.
*sora smiles*

well, sorry for the interruption...

*sora gets excited*

but this is the first time to see cool detectives here! what's your name?
OOC: the memes have died down
Hello, peasants! *Kamoshida walks into the cafe.*
I'm a detective though... in a way...
Now then, I would like my usual.
Ami
Um.... I think Mig got on someone's bad side....

Um.... Yu's bad side.... she really doesn't like him in the future, and I think she said it was related to some soldiers...
@-Sora-
My name is Naoto Shirogane, detective prince. Perhaps you've heard of me?

@Rom_Dolos
Are you addressing me?
*Kamoshida notices Sora* Heh. It's you again, peasant. Try not to kill me this time, ok? Hehehehehe...
I haven't talked to Yu... he just kinda... disappeared...
And who might you be?
Interesting features you have there. Some of them almost seem... feminine.
*The boy stands up*

Well, if you'd excuse me...

*He walks out the cafe door*
@Not-to_Shirogane
Yes, I am.
Nope, not a chance, i just see your clothes and your hat too, i just travel around the worlds, i didn't even hear about you, but my name's sora! nice to meet'cha!

*sees bluehair, and got excited after he said he is a detective*

oh, really? you too?
Hmph. Who's working on my latte!?
Again, in a way. I have sorta solved some crimes...
I'll be taking my leave...
OOC: Cmon, the man just wanted some coffee
like.... you are a secret detective or something....

actually, i see a lot of detective movies when i was a child, and until now i wanted to see how a detective solving mysteries in reality.
I guess you can say that. *He takes another sip.*
i see then....

*sora gets excited*

so.... can i learn how to be a detective, please?
Uh... it's not very easy. Takes quite a lot... Oh, I gotta go. *He stands up and leaves some Yen on the counter.* See ya. *He walks out.*
well, i gotta leave too.

*leaves the cafe*
*Enters the cafe* Yo.
Hi there. Would you like to order something?
A coffee please. *sits down in a booth*
*gives hisato a coffee*
Thanks *takes the coffee*
No problem! *he smiles*
This place looks a little dead..... *takes a sip*
Yeah, this place is almost never this empty.
Yeah, you just missed some people a while ago...
Oh, rom, didn't see ya there.
Oh, I was working as usual.
That's probably why.
What are you working on?
Sam
*Sam enters from the door for once and sits at his table*
God. I'm tired.
It's kinda hard to explain, but think of it as a... network.
Oh, hey Sam...
A network. I see....
*she wakes up, rolling over and groaning, taking some ibuprofen* I hate this...
Sam
Sup guys. What's up?
*Sam takes his arm off and starts performing maintenance*
How're you holding up, Yang?
She got drunk?
I feel like dying, Rom... It's not a good feeling...
Has it gotten at least a little better since before?
Sam
Heh. Must be bloody annoying, eh?
Gin: And now sis is gonna kill you?
Sam: What did I say?
*Takes a sip* Oh it's not my business... sorry.
*she glares at Sam* Can it, Sammy. And it's a bit better, Rom... Though it still hurts...
Sam
My name isn't Sammy. It's Sam. Don't call me Sammy since it's not my name. Thank you very much.
I would use diarahan, but I don't think it would work.
Diarahan. Is that a medicine?
OK, you obviously don't know what a persona is.
Oh-ho, trust me, Bona... It's not gonna work... I tried..
What about patra, or posmudi or something?
Persona? You play too much video games.....
OOC: posumudi*
Video games? is this one big fourth wall break to you?
Yeah they're kinda real here.
Ooc: new fave phansite quote right there rom.
I would try, Rom... But Seiryu only knows Diarahan... *she convulses* GACK! MY INSIDES!!
*enters*
*sigh* Are guys on drugs?
OOC: lol, I would add it to the wiki page, except for the fact that I don't have one
Sam
OOC: Make one and just have that quote
*she cries* Why wasn't I born a guy?! In fact, why was i born at all?! *she starts to sob*
Yang, calm down before you have an existential crisis...
OOC: I'll figure out how to make one well eventually
*pats yang's back*
Too late, Rom!! *sobs* Too late....!
Sam
Making it really difficult to concentrate. Someone shut her up before I shoot her.
*Takes a sip* These guys are good at roleplay.....
yang. this is like a challenge that you need to pass
*she jerks away from Corbin* DON'T TOUCH ME!! *continues to cry* I hate life...
ok *is gone*
You too, new guy. You too...
*Thinks* Wow issues....
So is this, a roleplay meeting?
*my body was on the counter...*
And why is that guy on the counter?
*she seems to have calmed down.....just slightly.... She then continues to cry*
Sam
You're new around here, huh? Someone else sane finally.
*am i dead or fainted?*
Uhhh nabs? You OK bro? *pokes him*
*Looks at Sam* Yeah i'm new.
Does that mean I'm insane?
*she's gone silent.....*
Well, you look insane...
Understandable.
I mean this whole persona thing.....
Sam
Someone else other than Rom who is sane.
*do you really want to know what has happen to naby*
I'm still wondering, why is that guy on the counter.....
*she sits up* .............
Hm....
...
*naby's body falls to the floor and everyone can see that... he was dead*
Sam
Oh hey, my hit on him was accomplished.
Uh okay....
Your hit?
Erm.... What?
Sam
I'm just fucking with you. I don't know why he died.
*there is a knife in his head*
This roleplay cafe is weird.....
...who the hell stabbed him?
OOC: Looks like the "timeline" is screwed
*enters*

dark corbin

*leaves*
Sam
Why do we care? One less person to worry about.
...oh. Well shit.
What was the point of that!
I should be alarmed, but I think i've gone fully numb...