WHY DO YOU JABRONIS NEED SO MANY CAFES

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THE_IRON_SHEIK

MERGE THEM ALL INTO CAFE GO FUCK YOURSELF

Teddie-Anon

I agree.

Shiza_Salad

I fuck myself on a daily basis., thank you very much.

Nexus

We need so many cafes because I outlawed creativity.

pixie

fuck this gay ass coffee based economy

Genm

How am I supposed to sell the video games I make in this economy?!

John_Cena

Holy fuck the Sheik has a point.

Yami_Bakura

Are you sure about that?

Kalin-Kessler

Real question is...Are WE sure about it

Bgammax

There are so many because there are a few groups who refuse to have anything to do with each other, and they're typically not comfortable with another kind of "casual" thread so they just make a cafe of their own.

Kalin-Kessler

Why am I here anyway?

Bgammax

Why are any of us really here in this cold, cruel world?

Nexus

I mean there's a reason but telling you now would be spoilers.

Kalin-Kessler

I was being metaphorical

Bgammax

*whips out an evoker* Tell me or I'm visiting Nyx right now.

Nexus

Don't worry Kalin, the answer is mostly metaphorical and symbolic fluff than actual answers anyway but all in due time

Kalin-Kessler

Then give me a duel runner and a garage then

Nexus

Why ask me for one when people asspull things all the time here

Kalin-Kessler

Says the person who went through hell and tried to commit suicide through duels

Akechi_Kun

What is a Jabroni? Would you tell me?

Ex-Aid

People keep going to cafes at all hours of the day? Perhaps this is some new form of the game virus!

Bgammax

You look.... Kinda familiar. Is this "game virus" supposed to be lethal?

Ex-Aid

It can be, but don't worry! Doctors like me are here to help cure you! Though I haven't seen any sign of the virus here...

Bgammax

Well, I certainly hope it stays that way. Diseases can be kinda.... Intimidating I guess is the word for it.

Kamen_Rider_Brave

My girlfriend died so I'm a pretty good doctor

Bgammax

............................. We're so dead.

Satan

I AM SATAN!