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Beaches and Shores
*Adachi is on the beach looking out to the shore* Geez, all this sun and not a single bitch or whore is here......
*The enigmatic little sister has arrived!* Ahh, Onii-chan, I knew you'd come! Of course, owning beaches and shores is the first step to attaining bitches and whores. We owe it all to Real Estate Steve for these delightful opportunitys!
*Adachi pats his little sister* Yes, without all that free real estate from Steve we would never be at the stage we are. Too bad he got arrested for pedophilia. *Adachi shrugs* So, what are you thinking of doing with the place, you can have anything you want. It's your choice.
*Sayaka giggles as her brother pats her, looking like a cat getting praised* Alas, poor Real Estate Steve. Can't say I never saw it coming with the big white van. What do I want...? I thought you were more the business type, Onii-chan. We could have a themed beach and reap the profits ourselves. Maybe add a grill or something to rip people away from that noiser joint...
*Akechi was strolling down the beach when he notices Adachi and says* I think i've heard about you some time ago, i thought you were supposed to be in jail after what happened, not that i know nothing about the metaverse or murders in general.
How about we add a surf hut over there and charge people to use out waters? And that grill sounds good, perhaps we can get some idiot to do volunteer work there...
*Adachi notices the akechi and smiles* Well actually I was released after I paid off some.judge who re evaluated my case. There was a long run up to it but I'm a free man!
Aha, as expected, Onii-chan possesses broken brilliance in business! Hmm. Some idiot... The legend himself is behind bars, so... *Conveniently, that's when Akechi arrived* Aha, the famous Goro Akechi! As you can see, he is now a free man. I am his little sister, Sayaka. Pleased to meet you. ...*Leans in close like a creeper* you want an easy job?
*also leans in close* You'll....be heavily rewarded...
* he looks her a bit confused and makes a step back* Well, what would this "job" be?
Just.....we need you to 'cook' for us....
You will grill the most delightful of juicy, dripping meats...
Yes....big meat, little meat, rare or well done....we need you to do it....
*he puts a hand on his chin and begins to think..* Cook, huh i don't really have a vast knowledge in that field, i'm just an ace detective but, i could make some pancakes maybe.
You hear that Sayaka. We could have a pankakke grill? *He grins and holds his hand out to akechi* Do you accept, dear child?
* he shakes Adachi's hand* Well, sure as long as it's nothing illegal. Be warned that i'm known so people might start recognizing me and ask me questions and other things.
Ah, so we will get more customers.... I'M SURE EVERYONE WILL WANT AKECHI'S BIG HOT MEAT. With a side of pancakes....
That's perfect, actually. Who wouldn't come to see a celebrity? This will be the most WONDERFUL of locations! All the bitches and whores will come to see Akechi put his meat and pancakes out there for everyone!
*Adachi hugs his sister* This day is amazing....thank you for coming up with such amazing ideas.... *However he begins to look sad* I wish Steve could see this day....
*Hugs her brother tightly and looks up to the sky* Can you see us, Steve? One day we too will sell great free real estate... Watch over us... *In the sky, you could almost see Steve's face smiling down, a twinkle in his eye... ...Even though he wasn't dead*
*little did the group know that they were actually all hallucinating due to poison gas from AKECHI'S underwear, they all shortly passed out and the thread ended*