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*Every target shatters upon contact with Fuuma's kunai, but the last one's aura latches on to Fuuma, showing an outline of his body* Hey, what's up?
Fuuma: Grk! *Cobalt chuckles from beside Rom*
Ooc: Minato waiiii
OOC: Sup beetches. It's Chad Warden here
And the other one, that is... *looks at the hologram* Apparently right next me, how are you today?
*snaps out of whatever trance she was in* Huh? I guess I zoned out...
Ooc: P S T R I P L E
*Is in the same booth with Blake*
*Cobalt uncloaks* Not bad. Surprised you don't remember our parlor trick, though.
*looks at Kalin* Oh, I didn't see you there...
Oh, it's just you guys... It's been a while, so it's not that surprising if I forgot. So, how have you guys been doing?
Is it okay if I sit here? *I'm looking at the Earthbound immortal Ccapac apu card wondering why I keep it*
*looks at synco* *whispers "She looks cute when she's asleep..." then blushes a bit*
It's okay, I don't mind.. *glances at the card before continuing to read*
Not bad. Scouting, mostly. Fuuma (annoyed): Way to ruin my game, Rom. Again.
Orpheus: *Looks at Bona* You know I can hear even the quietist sound, right?
I don't understand why I keep this card...
*parks Arwing outside* Sup all you sexy OCs
*kappa looks at Orpheus* K: don't mind him, he's just a bit jealous. B: Am not.
Orpheus: *Looks at Kappa* And who may you be?
Again? *Rom looks confused* ...Oh, right. Sorry, I guess...
*sips her tea, bow twitching every once in a while* If you're bothering to keep it, then it must mean something to you, yeah?
Fuuma: Tch. *Fuuma seems to vanish. Cobalt looks at Sam's booth and sighs* Cobalt: Sam is not going to be happy.
In ways it should be gone but it's not...
K: I am kappa, Bonas persona.
Let's hope he has some replacement parts ready... *The hologram disappears*
It's Sam. He will. Anyway, I'm here for a reason. Fuuma just side tracked me. Tell Ikebu he's not crazy, by the way.
*Abe No Seimei appears but i dont*
A:Oh did i miss Fuuma?
If it should be gone, then you shouldn't have it at this point in time. But if you're keeping it, then it's probably for a good reason...
A reason? And sure, I'll tell him...
He's in the attic *Fuuma stamps his foot, causing dust to fall from the ceiling*
*Pathic quickly walks in and grabs Synco, carrying her bridal style.* "She needs to be tested more." *He walks out with Synco.*
(Wierd timing)
Orpheus: Hmm, so he has a persona as well...
See you later Pathic.
It's a mystery....I can say that much *Puts the card in a deck holder on my belt into another deck*
A: so there he is
K: He actually has 3. Myself, black knight, and pillowzilla. Don't question the last one. I'm just the one who comes out the most.
Well, it's about... *Cobalt shakes his head* No. It's our problem. We'll deal with it.
*swats away the dust* I see...
B: *blushes and thinks "she's too cute"*
Orpheus: Is he a wild card as well?
Good luck with what ever you're doing, Cobalt...
*sips her tea* Maybe you'll find out in the near future, huh, Kalin?
*Cobalt nods before vanishing in a puff of smoke.*
*Abe No Seimei disappears*
K: Yes. He is.
*her bow twitches*
Sam
*Sam enters through a portal with spare parts and begins fixing his booth* I hate the guy...
Orpheus: Has he been to the Velvet Room before?
K: No, we haven't seen any portals to the velvet room in our travels..
Orpheus: Oh...
K: Even so, I don't believe he would want to fuse us. He relies on all 3 of us alot.
*finishes off her tea, continues to read*
*Bursts through door* LONG TIME NO SEE FUCKERS
*mumbles* Haven't heard my persona talk in a while...
*Walks back in*
Wait, who took the time and effort to rebuild LeBlanc anyways?
It has been too long, Pika... What's new? Any new diabetes-inducing foods?
*Looks at Pika* Hey man... Orpheus: Same with Minato, he had me since the start.
I mean Rom, I got this new thing I would like to show... *Rushes into kitchen*
K: Ironically, I was Bonas first persona as well.
Okay then... *Waits patiently, fiddling with his phone*
Holy shit a talking ghost
*Grabs pancake mix, butter, and splenda*
*closes her book and stands, leaving some money behind to pay for her drink* I have to get going. I don't want my dad to tear Sun to pieces. See you. *leaves*
Orpheus: Well it looks like we have something in common, Kappa.
K: It seems that is true.
OOC: Gtg. Cliff hanger for cancer
OOC: I meant diabetes but same thing. I think.
Ooc: Brb
Sam
*Sam finishes his repairs* And done.
*sharpens knives*
Ooc: I'm back, I was just listening to this.
Ooc: that was ooc btw
Ooc: It's the best song in the universe.
Sam
*Sam looks at his holographic screen* China just invented bombs and typing and the Mongols just invaded most of the universe
Uuuuuh, what?
Sam
*Still reading his hoographic screen* Whoops. Must of Europe just died.
I think he's playing that one game with the infections.... What was it again?
Sam
*Still reading his screen* Persia just made Persia Persia again.
Oh wait, never mind, he's watching that one silly world video...
Alright then... *goes back to his laptop and types*
Sam
It's pretty factual actually Bona. You should watch it. Maybe then you'd actually know something important.
I made a limiter for whenni use the cleaver
Its the weapon that makes me sadistic
Sam
What's wrong with a weapon that makes you more sadistic? Sounds like a good weapon to me.
I'm starting to feel like my blade is cursed too...
Well after use, I knock out
Sam
That is an oversight. But as long as you kill you're enemies, it shoud be fine.
And that they dont take advantage
Sam
A smart man has a back up plan. I suppose a limiter works. But you won't be using it's full power. That could cost you.
*is just sitting there, derpily*
Sam
So, is this Dark Hour thing happening tonight?
Sam
Intreguing *Sam chuckles* Wonder what causes it. How that cause can be used. Not that I would, of course.
Alright Bona, lets go
*grabs weapons and leaves*
*The helicopter lands outside of Leblanc, then Minato walks in*
*He then plops down at his usual booth, and falls asleep*
Ooc: I'm not letting this forum post rot in the bottom of the phansite.
*Walks in* hey
"Walks in" Hi
*Shiza walks in and pours himself a cup of coffee* This place is quiet... (I love it when I don't get internet at my place, so when I get back there's two entire new pages...)
Ooc: I just randomly found this video...
(Wow, good job.)
*pours a cup of coffee*
Hey Ikebu, can I ask you something?
OOC: Sorry internet failed. "Drinks coffee"
What is it Shiza?
*A little girl walks in, followed by a tall, black humanoid. The girl yawns sleepily*
Well, I wanted to ask you about Hisato...
ooc: Nice account mix-up
(Fuck, wrong account. Kill me now...)
(Lol) Mhm?
*Walks in with a school bag* Hey....
Ooc: Get exposed my dude.
Well, I wanted you to help me solve a rumor I've heard recently. What happened with him and Naoto?
*Clears his throat* Oh, uh... Hello Hisato...
Hello.... *Sits down on a booth*
Oh hey Hisa..
*just sits there*
*Types and shows to Shiza "Hisa and Naoto are in a rut imo"*
Huh? Why is everyone so quiet? *The little girl rubs her eyes* Is everyone else sleepy, too?
Yeah what happened?
*Sends Ikebu a text* "Well shit. How so?"
"Naoto asked Hisa about a relationship, he said no at least that's what i remember"
"Oh dear god..." *Audibly sighs* Hisato, I need to speak with you...Now. *He has a stern look on his face*
*Sigh* Why?
What's going on? *The little girl looks up at Shiza, but the black humanoid gently tugs her hand, leading her towards another part of the cafe.*
*Still asleep* *Minato is having a random nosebleed*
*tries to clean up Minatos blood*
Hisato, don't ask. This is important and if all goes well, you'll avoid an ass-kicking.
Just tell me....
You need to get your act together. You can't just go around breaking girls' hearts. You can't just leave them hanging, and if you can't figure this out... *He leers at Hisato* There'll be problems.
*Sighs and looks at Shiza* Ikebu didn't tell you?
*Sits down in a random booth looking stressed*
Usual...
*drinks chibi potion and hidesj
*Gamma enters with a sigh. He glances around briefly before sitting at the booth nearest the window. Gamma takes a small share of ice out of his pocket and begins looking at it intently*
*He looks at Ikebu, then back to Hisato* Tell me what?
Nothing....
*He grabs Hisato by the collar and pulls him closer, a menacing sneer on his face* You better tell me, jackass, or there'll be hell to pay...
*a tall, humanoid looking figure crouches to step through the doorway, and almost reaches the high ceiling as it enters. its a weird looking robot* Yo Yo, whats up? *a mix of techno and hip hop eminates at a low volume comes from the wire resembling headphones on the side of his head*
*jumps onto the counter* welcome
Calm down....
*He looks at the robot, giving a nod, then goes back to Hisato*
*Gamma can't help but look up at Zero's entrance. He briefly glances around the cafe before looking st the figure* Looks like they're having another of their little soap operas. It's nothing unusual.
Hey Gamma
Hisato, I am calm. I'm just having difficulty understanding your thought process. How could you be so careless? The fuck's wrong with you?
You can't love two girls.....
*the robot crosses his arms and looks at the imminent violence, if he could scowl he would* soap opera? lookin like an HBO sitcom up in here, any way to untange those knuckleheads?
*Talking in his sleep* The real question is, what's wrong with you? Why are you so interested in his life...? *Minato is then silent*
No shit, dumbass. You're so hopeless. *He lets go of him and sits down in a booth, still fuming* And here I thought relationships mattered... *Facepalms*
*gets off the counter and turns back to normal*
*Gamma waves to Ikebu before looking back at Zero* Far as I'm aware, no. Trust me, I've tried everything. Find it much more fun to just watch at this point. *Gamma grins* They can be oh so passionate for oh so little reason.
Maybe i am.... *Leaves the cafe*
*Mumbles from under his hand* Fuck you Gamma.
*is sitting there, calmly*
*looks at Hisato worried*
*sighs*
Looks like the show's over for now. Oh well. *Gamma begins inspecting his ice shard again* It was at least slightly interesting.
Gin
*Gin enters and sits at Sam's booth* So, what are you arguing about this time?
*Caeser chugs his now cold coffee* Fuck Hisato. He wants to screw with people's emotions, it's fine by me...
Last night was a pain...
... *has been here the whole time*
Gin
Yep. I missed something.
*Minato wakes up* ...
*Shiza looks around the room with a sigh* I'm gonna kill that kid... *He gets up and leaves*
Gin
Oh, I really missed something. What did I miss?
*Bloodlust walks in through the door, bumping into Shiza on his way in* Watch it, punk. Can I get a shot of vodka?
*hands him a shot a vodka*
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head* Just some silly drama Gin, nothing to worry about. More importantly, does anyone actually have a home? So many people just sleep here. Thought it was a cafe, not a homeless shelter.
*hugs sanoba*
At least I got a place to stay at...*Turns to look at gamma*
Most people do, I'd assume. Some people are just lazy. This isn't the Great Depression. Stop sleeping here and go the fuck home. *Downs the Vodka* Did anyone watch the news yet?
I have a house, I just stay here sometimes if I'm too lazy to go home.
I actually have an apartment somewhere in Shibuya, I just forget about it...
Not I'm aware of.... Haven't seen the news yet
No one's watched the news? Hehe, makes my job slightly easier, but makes it less fun...
*Gamma shrugs, both arms out to the side* I don't really bother with the news anymore. It's mostly predictable political stuff. Haven't looked in years
*Enters* Hello, I want some coffee.
*Slowly looks at bloodlust memorizing every detail visible*
*Nods to Kalin* The fuck you lookin' at, punk?
*Gamma waves to Shadowgear before standing up* Anything more specific, or will a standard house blend do? Turns out there's quite a bit to coffee.
Another local edgelord
Make it black. Blacker than the depth of my soul. So basically kinda greyish.
Speaking of my apartment, I have to do some things there.. *Gets up from the booth, walks outside, and then flies away on his helicopter^
*Gamma gets behind the counter and picks out a bag of beans before pouring some into the coffee machine and adding water, starting the brew. While the coffee's brewing he looks at his phone for a bit, tapping on it, before looking back up* That's a really fancy way to say "with a little cream". Though if you're expecting it's color to actually be grey I'm afraid you'll be disappointed.
"Edgelord"? *Laughs maniacally* You're hilarious.
Okay. Good. I... I'm not good with coffee.
Neither am I honestly, never been a fan of the stuff. *The coffee machine beeps, and Gamma puts away his phone before walking over and filling a cup. He then takes creamer from the shelf and pours some into turning it from black to a dark brown, before passing it to Shadow* And there we are. One grey cup of our house blend ready for you.
Make that a psychopath......
OOC: sorry that took so long, Phansite disliked a few words in my original posting
*Drinks*... It's good. Also, guys, we're all edgelords, but Kalin, you're a pot saying that to a kettle.
I'm more of a complex case...
"Oooh, Yusei! I'm back from the dead to kill you because you left me to diiiie! Ooooh, Now that you beat me I'm going to go in the middle of the desert to become a cowboy! Oooh, look at how awesome my banana-headed dragon isn't!"
*Gamma chuckles a little* Maybe I should open a place. "Cafe Edge, where the only thing sharper than our coffee is our personalities". Regardless, I'm sure everyone has their own wonderful reason for their acts.
Screw you Shadow!
Sure. *Continues sipping his cup*
OOC:Jesus that sounded cringey or something shadowgear
OOC: Yes.
Gin
Geez. Lighten up guys.
How many Nocturne fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they'd complain it isn't dark enough.
*Gamma holds one hand over his heart, as though he were in pain* But how can I be expected to lighten the life when there's naught but a cold, dark abyss inside. *Gamma chuckles and leans back* That's how this place works right?
Hmm? Psychopath? Sounds closer... Good job, bastard. Maybe I'll spare you... *He chuckles, slapping $50 on the booth's table* I'd like another shot. Make it quick.
@Bgammax The "wonderful reason" behind my actions is because I wanted to. That's about it.
*is just sitting in a cafe full of edge*
I've heard worse motivations, honestly.
Ouch, I think I felt the cut on that last one *chuckle* Anyways, my point is that whatever you people do, you feel justified in doing it. That's how the world works.
That's deep, man. *Finishes his cup* Can I have another one?
Gin
*Gin puts a hand over his face and adopts a deeper, mocking tone* "My life is an abyss of darkness. I can never have any happiness or I'll die. Meh" *Gin shugs and shakes his head, returning his voice to normal.* You're all so serious.
*Cough* Yeah, sure. I'm serious.
*Sipping coffee*
*Gamma returns to the recently brewed pot and pours Shadowgear some more coffee, just as before* There you are. Still a good bit left. *Gamma then turns back to Gin, one hand on his own heart* Indeed, I tried humor once and exploded. Learned my lesson from that I did.
[Emu runs into the cafe before slipping on some coffee that was spilled on the ground and landing on his face. He gets up holding his nose which now looks slightly bruised] Ow...ow...ow... [He looks up before sitting down at the counter]
*chuckles*
*Gamma looks over to Ex-Aid with a sigh* I see you've found your worst enemy. Walking into cafes. *shrug* This is what, the third accident you've had like this? Maybe you should slow down
So, about that other shot...
*Passes Bloodlust another shot*
[Emu laughs at Gamma's comment before taking his hand off his nose] I'm fine. It was just a scratch, but you might be right about that cafe theory. Seems like I always trip when I walk in here.
*Gamma smiles and looks around* Now we just need to see if it applies to any cafe, or just this one. *chuckle* Who knows? Maybe there's some kinda caffeine conspiracy.
*Downs the shot* So... This place is boring. Shall I spice things up?
*Gamma looks at Bloodlust with an almost creepy smile* Go ahead, if you have any wonderful stories to tell. But if you try anything too reckless, well.... *The room seems to grow colder as Gamma continues to smile* I'm not responsible for what happens.
Reckless? Hehe... *He smirks wildly* It's my middle name.
[Ex-Aid looks over to Bloodlust with a almost serious tone] Reckless? I'm ok with reckless but if anyone gets hurt... I'll make sure you'll pay.
*He laughs* You obviously haven't seen the news yet...
*Gamma shrugs and the room temperature returns to normal* I don't really think anyone watches the news much anymore. Especially since they rarely seem to report on the magic. Almost as though there's a cover-up
Meh. *He flips on the TV and changes the channel to the news* "Earlier today a group of four were found in an alleyway brutally mutilated. There were thousand of stab wounds along their bodies and according to the police, they were systematically slaughtered. This has been one of many cases this week, with a total body count of 12, and counting." So? What'd I tell you?
Gin
1000 stab wounds? A little over the top, don't you think?
[Emu looks up at the screen in horror] People... Were murdered? What kind of monster would do something like this? Whoever they are, they need to be stopped...
*Gamma chuckles and looks between the other three* Based on how eager he was to share that, I think you can both guess the cause. Personally I find it interesting.
Heyo, every... one... *Kade looks at the screen.* Looks like I entered at a bad time. I'd bet this was done by a demon. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
*He laughs* A demon? I'll take that as a compliment.
Eh, humans and demons aren't too different at times. Anyways, a thousand stab wounds? What, did you get bored and kept stabbing just because? *He seems very unconcerned about being with a serial killer.*
How do you even stab exactly a thousand times? Honestly, that sort of perseverance is amazing. It's such a huge waste of time too. Astonishing that anyone could be both methodical and idiotic.
Gin
Tone down the stabs next time. 1000 is a bit much.
*He shrugs* This is what happens when I'm bored. If you want less stab wounds, find me some people who're harder to kill. Takes more time for the chase, less on the killing itself.
[Emu looks slightly frustrated before he stands up] Hey! Why is no one else upset by the fact that people just died?!?! Life isn't just something to take for granted you know!
The real question is why do you care so much? Everybody dies sometime.
I'd say I'm harder to kill, but you'd probably wanna stab me, so... Didn't think that sentence through. Point is, don't stab me, and we'll be good.
And honestly, Doctor Dude, I've seen enough death that it ain't that terrible anymore. Just a change in perspective will change our reactions... Wow, I'm getting kinda deep again.
[Emu lpoks at Bloodlust with anger] I'm a doctor! It's my job to keep people from dying and more importantly, it's my job to care about human life!
*Gamma looks at Emu, then chuckles a little* Well, Shadow earlier wasn't exactly wrong. Most of us are used to the idea of people dying. It's unfortunate of course, but there's not too much I can do about it.
[Emu begins walking out of the cafe with a look of dissapointment] There's plenty even one person can do. If you never even bothered trying than how do you even know what you can do? As for me, I'm going to keep trying to see my patients smile. [Emu looks at Bloodlust with a serious expression] If you ever kill someone in front of me... I will make you pay for it! [Emu leaves the cafe and slams the door behind him]
Gin
He can't save everyone.
...I know who to not kill people in front of, then. *Kade sighs and leans back in his seat. He stares up at the ceiling, deep in thought*
*Gamma blinks for a few moments, and looks around the room* That's..... Well, glad someone had a normal reaction. I guess.... *sigh*. I think I'll follow his lead. This place was.... Disappointing. *Gamma looks around the room, before walking towards the door, leaving a thin trail of ice that quickly melts as he goes*
*Kade doesn't reply after a few minutes because... he's asleep. Maybe he should be left alone.*
*is still sitting there*
Sam
Well, that was fun. At least I can say one thing: My new invention was a success. *Gin summons a holographic screen. After a few button presses, he turns into Sam*
*He chuckles quietly* I'm not going to take up his offer. Might even go out of my way to piss him off.
*wakes up*
Sam, you came up with an illusion device? That's pretty cool.
Sam
Of course it is. This is one of my inventions were talking about. *Sam takes a strange white belt off and puts it into his pocket* Still working on making it more compact so I can put it into my cane.
*Walks in then sits down on a booth*
*Adachi opens the door and slowly peeks in, looking around, seeing if stuff is crazy, as usual.*
Hey.
Ah, another murderer. Come join me, comrade! *Hold up his glass in Adachi's direction*
Hey guys
*Adachi walks in slowly, answering a phone call.* Yeah of course! Oh, you mean that other murder on Inabi? Don't worry about it!
Drinks on me, friend. *He hands Adachi a $20 bill*
*Adachi continues talking on the phone, then grabbing the $20 bill.* Oh yeah.. Uh you mean the war- Im busy, uh, yeah. Uh, bye! *Adachi hangs up.*
*He facepalms* Did you even hear a word I said?
*he walks from the Attic* Good morning guys...
Oh, uh, thanks for the money. *Adachi walks up to the counter thinking of something for a moment.*
Sam
*Sam looks at Adachi, smirking* Who wants to talk about murders? Heh.
Uh... Fuck it. Keep it and buy yourself a drink.
*stares at Adachi* ...
Hold one second. *leaves to go buy something*
*enters, beaten up pretty badly* Ow... Hi, everyone.... *sits down in a booth, wincing*
Oh, you want to talk about murders? *Adachi walks up to Sam.* Word is, the murders in Inabi are really, really starting to get huge, police don't even have a witness on how it happened! *Adachi pauses.* Oh, whoops, said too much! Don't worry kid, the police will handle just fine!
*walks back in holding a medkit and bag of coffee beans* What happened to you Blake?
*Sigh* I have no one to piss off anymore. Keep an eye on the news some more. Perhaps you'll see my handiwork... *He gets up and walks out, leaving a $50 tip in the booth*
*Minato walks in with blood on his hands* ...
The White Fang happened.... It was a wolf faunus lieutenant...
Sam
This is why security camera's exist in the big city. You guys out in the middle of nowhere should invest in some. *Sam glances at the new arrivals* So much drama today.
*Adachi quickly turns to Minato, pausing, thinking on what he should do, Adachi gulps, running to Minato attempting to tackle.*
*wakes up again* how am i still sleepy?
*hands Blake the medkit* Time to make Adam go off into the deep end to my "explosive" tendencies. *walks off to start something psychotic*
*He enters with a sigh* Life sucks. *He grabs the biggest bottle of alcohol he can find*
.....whatever that means.... *starts cleaning up her wounds* Ouch....
*The door is kicked open and the rule smashing pun machine,Sho minazuki walks in grinning*
*looks at Shiza* You having a rough time, too?
*Minato then grabs Adachi by his throat, and looks him dead in his eyes* Look, I have already been through a lot of shit at my apartment...
*Brews some coffee*
Ooc: Neck not throat...
*Adachi gulps, attempting kicking it off his grip, then pulling out his six shot revolver.*
*He nods to Blake* Huh, you too? Want to go do something stupid? I'm up for anything, maybe even life threatening. *By the look on his face, you can tell he's not joking*
Sam
Since no-one else seems bothered enough to ask, what happened to you, Minato?
*Minato kicks Adachi's six shot revolver out of his hand, then looks at Sam* I'll tell you later...