*you find a elevator in the streets above it says "the underground tavern", you enter the elevator and it takes you down and once the doors open. you soon see a modern looking tavern, and you soon see me, asleep*
*Yami Bakura arrives*
Heh hey hey. Too the shadow realm with you.
*Bakura sends Fat Albert to the shadow realm before throwing a teacup at Bona and leaving*
*Axel comes in with a large book through a portal of darkness. The book is labelled, "Kingdom Hearts Lore".*
Let's see here...
Yeah, page 72. According to this there is a random bullshit plot device that negates the shadow realm for keyblade users. Sorry, but it's all very complicated, got it memorized?
*Tim, Splat Tim enters the tavern*
This place be bland, looks like I, Tim, Splat Tim will have to give it the ol Tim, Splat Tim paint job.
*Tim, Splat Tim coats the entire tavern in a glossy light blue paint*
I does it!
*He begins to chant the magic words to destroy the tavern with the power of money.*
You smart.
You loyal.
You’re grateful.
I appreciate that.
Go buy your momma a house.
Go buy your whole family houses.
Put this money in your savings account.
Go spend some money for no reason.
Come back and ask for more.
Well, seems like I'm no long needed, got it memroized?
*Axel leaves through a dark portal and leaves the book behind as well. Inside the book are just incoherent scribbles.*
*The power of money has done its work. The tavern is destroyed.*
I must go now, my people need me.
*Dj Khaled disappears who knows when they will be back.*
