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Ene
Slice of Life: The Musical
*Welcome to the world of musicals where anything can happen as long as you break a few legs.* *For the best musical experience I will provide top notch directing for setting, transitions, and special events. However, the action depends on you actors so do as your inner artist desires.* *Cough Cough singing and spinning around random object is a great idea* *Anyway everyone is welcome to join at any time and please remember that this is meant to be a fun experience for all.* *So stand on desks, set fire to things, and maybe even hold a random dance section. For fun is the very essence of theater. * (Please wait until my next post before you begin.)
Ene
(Welcome to Mrs. Smith's classroom the picture perfect image of standardized school boredom.) *Cause every musical needs a school scene am I right?* (It is currently nine am on a dreary Monday and students are just now beginning to flood into the room. The terrible scraping of chairs can be heard as many ruined desks become occupied by the tired youth. ) *Of course most of the desks are empty for any edgy protag moments* (Mrs. Smith herself is still rudely missing yet the room carries her character through many lame motivational posters.) *Ugh homeroom worst time of the day* (Faulty lighting, slightly dirty floors, and broken writing instruments complete the public school vibe of the classroom.)
Bgammax
OOC: Did someone say edgy protag? IC: *Gamma takes a seat in a corner desk near the window. He sighs and stares out, he begins singing in a low voice* Oooone daaaaay, ooooone daaaaay, my time shall come. Oooone daaaaay, ooooone daaaay, my time in the sun. One day, when I shall finally be. Oh I shall truly be. Free.
Mrs_Smith
*Annoying singing voice* Oh Class, you're here, it's time for you to play (Work!) Oh Class, come on, don't be in such dismay (Work!)
Mrs_Smith
Give me, your work, and give me all your tears, oh Class, you're here, you better have your homework or I'll do something that you'll fear!
Pancake_Knight
*PK crashes through the door and jumps atop of a desk and begins to sing, I say sing however quite loosely as PK has no ability to sing whatsoever, never let PK sing again ScHOOl! oH HOw I Looove! SCHOOL! I SHall! MAKee! PannncaKESSS!
Mrs_Smith
HEY YOU, STOP THAT, YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THAT DESK! (ahem) but, relax. Now it's time for a test!
Gin
*Gin sticks his head in and sings a line* Hey! teacher! Leave those kids alone! *He then leaves*
NotIgor
*he enters through a Rift* I dropped out of school. It was for the lowly filth. *he kicks a desk and leaves*
Mrs_Smith
AND YOU, RIGHT THERE, STOP STARING INTO SPACE, LOOK, AT ME, OR I WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE! (ahem) Well then, here class, turn to page 182, follow my instructions and just what I do!
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks through his book bag, searching for a lone sheet of paper* They saaaaay, They saaaaay, that this is for a cause. They saaaaay, They saaaaay, school it shows your flaws. One daaaaaay, I'll be out of here. One daaaaaay, I'll be full of cheer. *Gamma finally pulls out his homework, only half-finished, and sets it on his desk*
Pancake_Knight
*PK then settles down rather quickly as he jumps into a seat, quickly pulling out a NO.2 pencil as he awaits his test Oh boy! I love school! I hope I get to learn about the science of baking! *PK then scrambles to pull out a textbook but unfortunately can't read so he flips to a random page and stares at the pictures
Bgammax
*Gamma, after laboriously dragging out his homework, brings open a textbook, and slowly begins to turn to page 182. One page at a time*
Mrs_Smith
Now look over here, look at me. DON'T YOU DARE SAY A WORD OR I'LL (ahem) smile at you with glee. Now, please class, answer questions 1 to 83, and then, and then, we can all finally be fre- free pancakes!
Mrs_Smith
*The teacher looks over at each of the students, and starts to collect their homework.* Hmm... I'll give this an F, I'll give this a C. I'll give this an A, I'll give this a B. I really, don't care. Don't care, you see. I really, don't care, as long as I get my money.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and continues turning individual pages to waste time. He is on page 12 at this point*
Pancake_Knight
WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAASAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I can't believe! The answer to this question will result in 3! 3 free pancakes for the great knight!!!! *PK then starts to shout nonsense in attempt to get the prize
Homura-Akemi
*For but a moment a white and black blur can be seen leaping onto the roof from one of the windows, though you can't make out much they seem to be carrying a shotgun. By the time one might speak to them they're long on the rooftops* Oh geez familiars here... Well at least I only have to hunt a witch rather than actually go to school!
Bgammax
*Gamma blinks after seeing Homura leap by..... He sighs and continues turning individual pages. Now on page 38*
Mrs_Smith
Come on class, let's go, we don't have time to play. Come on class, come on. Don't be in such dismay.
Mrs_Smith
Hey you, right there. WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR TEST- (ahem) I'm afraid I'll have to send you to detention, but there's other kids there, so won't that be the best!?
Pancake_Knight
*PK continues to shout random nonsense in attempt to earn the prize by blind luck, someone please shut him up
Mrs_Smith
And, you, right there. STOP YELLING IN MY CLASS. If you, keep doing that I'll send you to detention fast.
Ene
(The door of the classroom suddenly opens as a ...) *Hey wait! I didn't find a school mascot yet!* (After much typing there is now an ad on craigslist for a public school mascot. Only requirement listed is for the mascot to not be a wildcat.) *There now I should get a lovable school representative* (The door continues to remain open as strange marching music begins to fill the room.)
Bgammax
*Gamma doesn't seem to be paying any attention to the teacher as he continues wasting time* Page counter: 56/182
NotIgor
*he reenters* I saw there was an opening for a Mascot? Does a musclar German fit your needs? Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen, Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her! Fühlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr. Verstossen sei auf ewig, Verlassen sei auf ewig, Zertrümmert sei'n auf ewig Alle Bande der Natur Wenn nicht durch dich! Sarastro wird erblassen! Hört, Rachegötter, Hört der Mutter Schwur!
Mrs_Smith
Young man, please go, down the hall and to the right. To, detention. OR I'LL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS ALL NIGHT!
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and slowly gathers his things, closing his book and picking up his bag as he walks down the hall, he finishes his song* One daaaaay, one daaaay, my time will be done. One daaaaay, one daaaay, my place in the sun. One daaaaay, when everyday is made for I. One daaaaay, when I finally, learn, to........ FLYYYYYYYYYY Page counter: closed/182
Pancake_Knight
*PK then jumps out of his seat, following his classmates Oh boy! Oh wow! Is it really going to be? Are we? Going to detention? Because we have been a schree??? *PK then scratches his head, wondering if Schree is a word, pondering his life decisions as he stands in the door way, blocking anyone who is trying to follow
Mrs_Smith
*The bell rings.* Ok, OK class. That's enough. OK, OK class. Gather up your stuff. I can't, I can't, believe i'm finally free. I can't, I can't wait, for retirement for me. *The teacher leaps through the window and drives off in her car made of diamond, presumably bought with the money from teaching.*
Malintent_Covet
"Round and round like a horse on a carousel..." they muttered in one of the background desk doodling in a blank sheet of paper covered by their book standing up. "All my friends are heathens take it slow..." they muttered again, this time setting their book down and putting away their doodling. Though right after they perked up and raised their hand, waiting for the teacher to notice them.
Malintent_Covet
"Yaaay, I didn't have to pretend to work longer. Anyways, I'm out." they said to herself. *They then proceeded to fall backwards out the window in an attempt to end their misery.*
Bgammax
*upon hearing the bell, Gamma runs out the school door and begins to sing* What time is it? Summertime! It's our vacation. What time is it? Party time! That's right, say it loud. What time is it? Time of our lives. Anticipation. What time is it? Everyone: Summertime! School's out. Scream and shout
Malintent_Covet
"Pls notice me senpai, pls notice me senpai, pls notice me senpai, pls notice me senpai, or others will have to die...Oh wait summertime. Time to stop looking depressed!" *After that she went back in the school to try and find literally anything but a classroom.*
Ene
*HAHA NOPE YOU WISH* (A German mascot, edgy school kid, token female, pancake lover, and singing teacher all occupy the same school. What does this call for? A sports scene of course!) *NOOOO SPORTS SUCK* (At the ringing of an alarm the classroom setting suddenly changes into a large gymnasium complete with multiple bleachers. At the center of the gymnasium there is currently an exciting game of men's volleyball going on and the crowd is going wild.) *Why men's volleyball ....?* (The crowd is currently chanting "What team? Muscular Germans!" and the game is tense with both teams being close in points.)
Malintent_Covet
"I'm only here to look at the boys! And by that I mean everyone here's an asshole! Now, time to look for people that are actually not background character worthy..." *After looking blankly at the awful game she goes around the bleachers to look for some peeps. Note: She ain't a thot.
Bgammax
*Gamma, the edgy kid he is, sits on the team bench, hardly paying attention to the game, instead he seems to be playing with nothing*
Malintent_Covet
*She walks up to the edgy kid wearing a cheerleader's outfit despite not being a cheerleader, because fuck logic amirite.* "Hey there loner kid, wanna have human interaction? Better then playing with air!" she said to Gamma with a closed hot cheeto's bag that hides her...tampons.
Bgammax
*Gamma looks up at the close game, and then turns to Mal with a sigh, and sings quietly* You see not, you know not, the pain that's everywhere You see not, you know not, how much, I do not care.
NotIgor
*he passes out from all of the good vibes* W-we should ha-ha-have been the.. Wildcats.
Hikaru
*A trouble student walks in the gym. A foreign exchange student who's temper and short patience landed him in a couple of fights. The muscular, 195 CM tall student sits with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth* This is better than staying inside the house I guess...
Pancake_Knight
WHOOO!!! LETS GO MUSCULAR GERMANS!. *PK begins to madly cheer for the Germans, literally shaking and vibrating from the experiment in his veins, so strong that the nearby earthquake sensor starts to light up
Malintent_Covet
*After seeing Gamma's sad attempt at singing, she tries to do her own part in this musical shit or whatever the fuck. She starts by opening her bag of cheetos...with great "cheetos" inside them.* "Got a secret, can you keep it, swear this one you'll save..." she sung quietly as she reached the bag out to try and give Gamma what's in her bag.
Bgammax
*Gamma chuckles before grabbing one of the items in the bag and continuing the song* Better lock it, in your pocket, taking this one to the grave.
Malintent_Covet
"If I show you, then I know you won't tell what I said, cause two can't keep a secret if one of them is-" she was singing happily before something interrupted her. *In the distance, her father was in the car honking the horn loudly signaling for her to get in.* "Get your ass in here sweetie, we gots a funeral to attend!" "K Dad! Sorry whatever your name is, but I gotta go..." she said as she went to where her dad is and they drove off to the sunset. Ooc: That being said, I gotta go to sleep. Past curfew. ;-;
Ene
(The nearby earthquake sensor lights up since the school is apparently in California or something but no one seems to notice it over the game.) *Whoo muscular Germans!* (As if sensing duet potential a sudden light appears over Gamma and PK as the lights of the gymnasium dim. The game is now in the Muscular Germans favor yet the cheering has stopped and for some odd reason doves are flying in the air.) *Wait doves this is meant to be public school. Also the duet was with the girl! The girrrl!* (Correction some lizards painted white "fly" about the ceiling on strings and cheap confetti falls upon everyone.)
Bgammax
*Gamma slowly walks across the court towards PK, paying no heed to the game around him as he begins to sing* No more talk of darkness Forget these wide-eyed fears I'm here, nothing can harm you My words will warm and calm you Let me be your freedom Let daylight dry your tears I'm here, w- *Gamma then proceeds to get hit by one of the players, for walking across the court like an idiot*
Pancake_Knight
*PK then stares idly at Gamma before running up to the Muscly German team and taking a ball, bumping it to Pancake before he sets it up for a perfect spike which syrup takes complete advantage of, winning the game for the Muscly Germans, dont mind the fact he kinda cheated, its a musical YES! WE DID IT! DID YOU DID YOU SEE? WE BEAT THEM THE,WILD CATS AND NOW WE ARE COMPLETE!
Bgammax
*Gamma coughs up a little blood, as he gets to his feet, and walks towards PK to attempt again* No more talk of darkness Forget these wide-eyed fears I'm here, nothing can harm you My words will warm and calm you Let me be your freedom Let daylight dry your tears I'm here, with you beside you To guard you and to guide you
Mrs_Smith
*The teacher stands up and claps, but then sits back down and mutters to herself.* Hmph, that team. Is worst than the Black Viruses. Hmph, that team. I prefer the Singing Irishes.
Ene
(The crowd suddenly surges around Pk and begins to dance at their completely fair win. This breaks the moment leaving only one light focused on Gamma as some kazoo music plays in the background.) *Come on you can do better.* (Okay Okay at the behest of a particularly annoying commentator glitter suddenly rains from the ceiling and the lizards are released from their strings. A marching band comes in playing for the moment and a few of the background teens jump into the air only for a freeze frame.)
Mrs_Smith
Oh, sorry. It seems i'm interrupting something.
Bgammax
*Gamma walks off towards a corner of the Gym, left behind by the surge of the crowd. He sings slowly and sorrowfully, waving at PK* Think of me, think of me fondly When we've said goodbye Remember me, once in a while Please, promise me you'll try When you find that once again you long To take your heart back and be free If you ever find a moment Spare a thought for me
Bgammax
*Gamma finally reaches a wall and holds onto it for support, his other hand over his broken heart* We never said "our love was evergreen" Or "as unchanging as the sea" But if you can still remember, Stop and think of me Think of all the things We've shared and seen Don't think about the Things which might have been Think of me, think of me waking Silent and resigned Imagine me trying too hard To put you from my mind Recall those days, look back on all those times Think of the things we'll never do There will never be a day When I won't think of you
Adachi_
*PK gets lifted into the air over and over before he suddenly stops and stares at Gamma lovingly, running over to him arms stretched out, desperately trying to reach him but he gets swallowed in the crowd No! Dont leave me! I have so much more to say! Please meet me under the cherry tree and we can sing our lives away! Don't worry! I won't forget you! As long as I hold you dear! This wasn't supposed to end like this... but I guess ill see you... my dear...
Adachi_
(Well thats annoying)
Bgammax
OOC: Its ok, I got you BB IC: *Gamma doesn't seem to hear PK, as he slowly walks out of the gym and sheds a single tear, he looks to the sky* Wishing you were somehow here again Wishing you were somehow near Sometimes it seemed if I just dreamed Somehow you would be here Wishing I could hear your voice again Knowing that I never would Dreaming of you won't help me to do All that you dreamed I could
Ene
(The ringing of a bell can once again be heard as the gymnasium and outside of it rapidly transforms into a lazy beach town. Many colorful shop now line up the space from where the bleachers once stood and the sun is terribly hot overhead.) *Wait is this what I think it is ...?* (Seagull cries can now be heard as an entire group of students walk down the streets in a pack shouting " Summer!". They just like everyone else in the town are decked with beach clothing.) *What time is it summer time~* (An ice cream truck occupies a space by the sidewalk and a few people sit at open cafes simply taking in the day. In the distance water can be seen hinting at a beach near the area.)
Bgammax
*Gamma slowly walks towards the ice cream truck, heartbroken, as he moves to a mostly different song* Child of the wilderness Born into emptiness Learn to be lonely Learn to find your way in darkness Who will be there for you, Comfort and care for you? Learn to be lonely Learn to be your one companion
Pancake_Knight
(Darn took too long) *PK attempts to push back against the tide of people, attempting to weather the storm of civilians before falling onto his knees, crying a waterfall Somtime in the future... I hope we will eventually see... the fruits of our labour... blooming peacefully... underneath the calm blue skies, I know we will see each other again... so please.. wait for me... *A piano then begins to play a bittersweet tune, a blazing imagine of 2 Muscly Germans flying through the air shines vividly as it plays,
Bgammax
*On his way to the ice cream truck, he sighs, before slowly finishing his verse* Never dreamed out in the world There are arms to hold you You've always known Your heart was on it's own So laugh in your loneliness Child of the wilderness Learn to be lonely Learn how to love life that is lived alone
Pancake_Knight
*On the other side of the truck a familiar voice is heard, continuing the sad melody Child of the wilderness Born into emptiness Learn to be lonely Learn to find your way in darkness...
Kazuya
[A young man is taking a stroll down the...uh...street, you know, the sidewalk as a band dressed in black with red ties follow him. The young man smiles as he looks forwards and begins.] I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's only me, and I walk alone. [He looks to his side and realizes there are other people around, he keeps the smile though, even if his voice is kind of melancholic. Weird boy. Completely unaware of anything around him.] I walk this "empty" street On the boulevard of broken dreams Where the city sleeps And I'm the ONLY one, and I walk ALONE.
Bgammax
*Gamma recognizes the voice, and walks around the truck.... He pauses, before running over to PK and grabbing their hand* Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation Darkness wakes and stirs imagination Silently the senses abandon their defenses Helpless to resist the notes I write For I compose the music of the night Slowly, gently night unfurls it's splendor Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender Hearing is beliving, music is deceiving, Hard as lightening, soft, as candle light, Dare you trust the music of the night
Pancake_Knight
*PK then sees Gamma, eyes lighting up upon seeing him, letting him take him away as he continues the song Close your Eyes For your eyes will only tell the truth And the truth isn't what you want to see In the dark it is easy to pretend That the truth is what it ought to be. Softly, deftly music shall caress you Hear it, feel it secretly possess you Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind In this darkness that you know you cannot fight The darkness of the music of the night
Bgammax
*Gamma smiles, leading PK into a shady section of the beach, where he sets them down and gestures excitedly* Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind, In this darkness which you know you can not fight, The darkness of the music of the night Close your eyes start a journey through a strange new world, Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before, Close your eyes and let music set you free, Only then can you belong to me
Pancake_Knight
*PK happily follows along and responds quickly, staring directly into Gamma's eyes Floating, falling, Sweet Intoxication Touch me, trust me, savor each Sensation Let the dream begin, Let your darker side give in To the Power of the music that I write, The Power of the Music of the Night!
Bgammax
*Gamma leans in closer to PK, as though going in for a kiss* You alone can make my song take flight, Help me make the music of the, NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Sonic_The_Hedgehog
*Not paying attention at all to the moment happening on stage, Sonic slowly runs by singing about... himself.* Blue streak, speeds by~ Sonic the Hedgehog! Too fast, for the naked eye~ Sonic the Hedgehog! Sonic! He can really move~ Sonic! He's got an attitude~ Sonic! He's the fastest thing alive! Look out when he storms through~ Sonic the Hedgehog! Don't doubt what he can do~ Sonic the Hedgehog! Sonic! He can really move~ Sonic! He's got an attitude~ Sonic! He's the fastest thing alive! He's the fastest thing alive! He's the fastest thing alive~! *Bowing, he proceeds to exit stage right.*
Pancake_Knight
*PK sees Gamma move in close and doesn't resist, instead he does the opposite and pushes into Gamma, perhaps a little too passionately, toppling onto him as the music gets loud and then it all goes quiet
Ene
(The air itself appears to go still at this moment as a few background actors swoon in the distance.)
Bgammax
*Gamma seems snapped to his senses as he tries to push PK off. He opens his mouth, but nothing comes out.... He soon realizes, and thinks for a moment, before opening his mouth to sing, a look of shock on his face as he steps away* You have come here In pursuit of Your deepest urge, In pursuit of That wish, Which till now Has been silent, Silent...
Pancake_Knight
*PK then gets pushed off, looking dejected as he listens to the melody, starting to sing again, however losing the gusto from before I have brought you, That our passions May fuse and merge - In your mind You've already Succumbed to me, Dropped all defences, Completely succumbed to me - Now you are here with me: No second thoughts, You've decided, Decided...
Bgammax
I have brought you, That our passions..... *Gamma shakes his head, again, and tries to think...... So he changes songs, stepping away as he does so* Maquerade! Paper faces on parade Masquerade! Hide your face so the world will never find you Masquerade! Every face a different shade Masquerade! Look around, there's another mask behind you.
Pancake_Knight
*PK continues to stare off in the distance as he continues, slowly getting more and more quieter, kneeling on the sand Flash of mauve, splash of puce Fool and king, ghoul and goose Green and black, queen and priest Trace of rouge, face of beast, fa-faces...
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and walks off, glancing nervously behind him* Take your turn, take a ride On the merry-go-round in an inhuman race Eye of gold Thigh of blue True is false Who is who?
Pancake_Knight
*PK then looks down at the ground, staring into his hands as he continues, voice barely a whisper as he eventually gets so quite it trails off Curl of lip, swirl of gown Ace of hearts, face of clown, faces Drink it in, drink it up till you've drowned In the light, in the sound but who can name.... the... the....