Phew. Finally got this place refurbished. *A bartender stands outside a building, which has been decorated with fairy lights. It bears a red and black paint job. A neon sign sits above the door:
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*The Kool Aid guy bursts through the wall and begins to crash around the place filling all the glasses with a sticky juice known only as Kool Aid, before doing a flip, sprouting juice everywhere before leaving
*The bartender looks over to Migrant.* Ah, hello. Welcome to the Midnight Club. You're the first normal customer i've had today, so you get 1 drink on the house.
Yay! Yeah... something's really wrong ever since Shaigis decided to go check out her past....
Well, besides me being like this. It's cold, things are being set on fire, I nearly got killed and only that doggo lifted a finger to help.
Umm... you didn't pay me. *The bartender snaps his fingers, and then 500 yen flies out of Genm's wallet, to New York, around the Empire State Building, to Shibuya, through the Midnight Club's window, and into the bartender's hands.*
I'm tired of memes and shitposters invading my bar. *The bartender takes out a silver revolver, the only thing able to stop legends like Chuck Norris, and shoots Segata.*
[The bullet bounces off of Segata's godmode proof bullet]
I SEE THERE ARE NO SEGA SATURNS PRESENT!
YOU ALSO ATTEMPTED TO ASSAULT AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!
YOUR PUNISHMENT HAS BEEN DECIDED!
