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A mysterious bartender who works at "The Midnight Club." Carries a variety of drinks with him, each one with a special effect that takes effect upon the user. Effects can range from death, complete restoration of the body, being granted immortality, and just tasting good.

The Midnight Club
Umm... you didn't pay me. *The bartender snaps his fingers, and then 500 yen flies out of Genm's wallet, to New York, around the Empire State Building, to Shibuya, through the Midnight Club's window, and into the bartender's hands.*
The Midnight Club: Moonlight Shade
You don't need to know my name. All you need to know is that i'm a bartender. *The bartender starts to make Kageomi's drink, but then stops.* You want some potion in that?
The Midnight Club
I'm tired of memes and shitposters invading my bar. *The bartender takes out a silver revolver, the only thing able to stop legends like Chuck Norris, and shoots Segata.*
The Midnight Club: Moonlight Shade
Thanks. So, you gonna buy a drink or not?
The Midnight Club: Moonlight Shade
*The bartender looks at Eizen.* The finest whiskey, eh? Well, ok. Our finest whiskey has been aged for a long time. Longer than 20 years. But i'm not gonna tell you exactly how long, otherwise you wouldn't believe me. *He pulls out a bottle and takes out a large, tall glass. He pours almost the whole bottle into it, and then slides it over the counter.*
The Midnight Club
Sigh... *The bartender claps, and the rubble reverts back into solid wall. He then snaps, and all the Kool Aid goes into 1 of the glasses.*
The Midnight Club: Moonlight Shade
*A bartender stands outside the door, using a crowbar to take off boards that have been nailed to the door. He finally takes off the last one, and enters, turning on the neon sign on the way in.*
The Midnight Club: Moonlight Shade
You think I forgot? *The bartender gestures over to a glass at the end of the counter.*
The Midnight Club: Moonlight Shade
Your crew, eh? Well, glad you enjoy it.
The Midnight Club: Moonlight Shade
We have plenty of drinks, alcohol is optional.

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