Really? *draw sword*

Jake: What? A human!? I knew the XADA virus didn't wipe them all out!

All the humans in my world look like they're on drugs constantly, we kinda are so maybe I'm immune

Jake: You're... world? *Avalon mecha draws his sword* Jake: Are you just another invader here to claim this planet as their own!? *Napelon scolds Jake on his intercom to not jump to conclusions.*

*A young woman walks into the area, calm and collected, she looks at Avalon with a smile* Now now, no need to be so frightened. I'm sure we can all get along here. You're lost as well, yes? Perhaps we can be lost together.

I come in peace as the protagonist of this story to save my dad and an idiot who makes dumb jokes it's Ganon who wants to conquer the world

Of course i'm lost. All human life on Gaia was thought to be eradicated by the XADA. If another race like that infests the planet, I can't let that sit.

This world is infested by weird monsters but they die after one hit

*Eris tilts her head, and looks at the others* I'm afraid I haven't seen any sort of monsters since I arrived here. Fortunate indeed. This place seems rather peaceful actually.

Don't worry I the protagonist will defend you with my sword and my bag of not drugs

"Huh? Hey what's going on over here?"

Nothing Micah, we were just about to have a feast!

"Really? I can make scramble eggs! In fact it's the only thing I can cook properly."

I make butter milk egg and squicks Let's open a restraunt

*Avalon Mecha sits down on a stone* Jake: So, it's true. There really are survivors of the XADA virus. *Avalon's helmet turns towards Eris* Tell me, how'd you survive?

*Eris shakes her head and holds onto her staff tightly* I've never heard of this "XADA virus". I only arrived in this strange place recently. There's much to adjust to, but fortunately the members of the church were willing to help me get my bearings. Though, I must admit, the technology will take some getting used to.

Strange place? Is this not Gaia?

Gaia? I've never heard of there either. From what I was able to gather at the church this place is called "Tokyo". Its a strange city, especially if its connected to so many ruins. *Eris examines one of the amulets at the end of her staff* Its a little saddening, if I'm being honest. But still, my work remains.

Jake: Tokyo? Well, that confirms i'm not where I was before. *The Avalon Mecha's arm gear moves to its chin* Jake: What could be the cause of this? Is this some unknown XADA technology?

"What is XADA By any chance?

Jake: never thought I'd hear those words. XADA, the beings that one day invaded Earth and in just one day, wiped out the entire planet as we knew it.

"I guess they didn't wipe everything out huh? I mean, you're alive!"

*The Mecha looks down for a moment.* Jake: ...I was just lucky enough to be one of the few to be evacuated to a nearby planet when the attack happened 2 decades ago.

"Oh... I'm sorry..."

Jake: ...Don't be, it's not your fault. ...Besides, there's still a chance... he could've survived...

"Anyways, those guys are still out there..?"

I'll use the Triforce of Wisdom to protect us

"Good idea!"

Jake: Triforce of Wisdom? This... makes no sense... *The mecha's movements grow more sluggish. Jake's eyes begin to grow weary.* This... is all too much...

"Oh um...I think you are going to be used to it soon..."

Hmm... Ooc: i'm gonna take a break for now

OOC: Same

*Dastardly laughs as he twirls his mustache* Heheheheheh! Yes! Today, my fullproof plan will work! Nothing can possibly go weong with this simple yet efficient plan! First, I'll push this boulder down this hill, then it will ram into that group like a bowling ball would do to bowling pins! With them out of here I can take the lead and win the Wacky Races! *Dastardly struggles to push the boulder but finally manages to get it rolling down the hill. He watches as the boulder hits a rock sending it up into the air over the group, landing back down on another hill facing Dastardly. The boulder is sent down the opposite hill at high speeds, passes the group, and goes up the hill towards Dastardly* Mommy... *The boulder rolls over Dastardly flattening him out on the boulder rolling along with it down the long road ahead* I will get you all next time! Don't you worry! I will win the Wacy Races one day! Just you wait and see!

*Eris watches the boulder's trajectory, though she misses it running over Dastardly* Well, that was an interesting natural occurence. Perhaps it is another miracle?