*Dastardly rubs his hands as he laughs* Yes Corbin keep walking! Soon you will fall into my pit trap with a tiger at the bottom! Heheheheh! Once you fall down there and get eaten I will take my lead! I will not let you get away from your imminent doom! *Dastardly watches as corbin walks over his pitfall* What!? How!? *Dastardly runs over to the pitfall and steps on it. The pitfall doesn't break* Oh great! I built this too sturdy! How did my full proof plan mess up this badly!? *Dastardly stomps on the pitfall and a large crack is heard as the pitfall collapses, Dastardly falling down yelling. He then lands on the ground* Heheh, now now, nice kitty! *He pats the Tiger on its head, but the tiger jumps on him starting to attack. Dastardly then jumps on the tigers head and out of the pitfall running away* Curse you Corbin! You will get whats coming to you eventually!!!

*Dastardly rubs his hands together while hiding behind a corner* Heheheheh! Little do they know, I just filled up that machine with Dynamite! As soon as they order a new drink, KA BLOOM! Its a perfect plan! With several injured by the blast, I can take the lead, and win the wacky races! *Dastardly than smiles* Phew, all this talking to myself is making me thirsty. Guess I'll drink what I ordered from that machine. *He closes his eyes and takes something out of his pocket and tries to pour the drink in his mouth. When he opens his eyes he sees a stick of dynamite in his hands* Oh phooey. *The dynamite explodes covering Dastardly in a black powder* I've just been having the worst of luck lately...

Heheheh! Richard Milhous "Dick" Dastardly reporting to tell you I am here and ready to take Phansite for myself, and finally win the Wacky Races!

Heheheheh! A new person huh? Well, looks like I'll have another person to take out before I can rule the Phansite and with the Wacky Races!

*Dastardly laughs as he twirls his mustache* Heheheheh! Soon Lee you will meet your demise! Behind me I have a huge horde of zombies trapped behind these gates. First I'll climb on top of this building to keep safe, then wait for Lee to walk over here, and then finally push this butto*Dastardly takes out a controller and presses the button on it* which will release the horde behind me trapping Lee and giving me the lead to win the Wac- *A zombies hand grabs onto Dastardly's shoulder* Oh...oh no... *Dastardly breaks free of the zombies grasp and runs away with the horde following him* Curse you Lee! I will get you next time and take the lead in the Wacky Races!

*Dastardly laughs as he twirls his mustache* Heheheheheh! Yes! Today, my fullproof plan will work! Nothing can possibly go weong with this simple yet efficient plan! First, I'll push this boulder down this hill, then it will ram into that group like a bowling ball would do to bowling pins! With them out of here I can take the lead and win the Wacky Races! *Dastardly struggles to push the boulder but finally manages to get it rolling down the hill. He watches as the boulder hits a rock sending it up into the air over the group, landing back down on another hill facing Dastardly. The boulder is sent down the opposite hill at high speeds, passes the group, and goes up the hill towards Dastardly* Mommy... *The boulder rolls over Dastardly flattening him out on the boulder rolling along with it down the long road ahead* I will get you all next time! Don't you worry! I will win the Wacy Races one day! Just you wait and see!

Heheheh! *Dastardly pulls a sheet off of a huge machine* Today is the day! Nothing can go wrong at all with my new Pixelizer! Once I flip this switch the switch my Pixelizer will shoot out a beam towards the convention in which it will then teleport them into this game! *Dastardly gestures to an old modified CRTV that has a game console and cartridge in it* Once the beam hits them, they will be transported into this game in which I have full control over! With them in it I will then delete the save there by deleting them allowing me to take the lead and win the Wacky Races! Yes nothing can go wrong! Heheheheh! *Dastardly flips the switch on the Pixelizer shooting a beam towrds the convention, but the beam hits a mirror sending the beam back towards Dastardly* Oh phooey! *The beam hits Dastardly and an 8-bit version of him appears on the TV with a text box appearing saying, "I'll get you next time you hear me! I will win the Wacky Races!"*

Heheheheh! *Dastardly rubs his hands* Today, my plan will work. Its so simple it has to work! *Dastardly takes out a credit card from his pocket* With this, I shall buy everything here so no one else can buy or own anything! It'll all be mine! Then, with them not being able to buy anything they'll be so sad they won't be able to continue on! Then I will swoop in and take lead and win the Wacky Races! *Dastardly runs over to the first store he sees* Hi, I would like to buy everything here! *He hands the clerk his credit card and waits for a second, then looks surprised* What!? Denied!? But I'm Richard Milhous "Dick" Dastardly! I can buy anything! Wait no don't cut my card in half! And you cut my card in half....oh phooey. *Dadtardly walks out of the underground mall* Dang credit card companies I'll show you! Then after that I will take my lead in the Wacky Races!

*Dastardly is hiding in the bushes as he peers out at the people at the pool* Heheheheh! Today I will be succesful, there is no way my plan can go wrong at all! Behind me I have a tank full of boiling water which I will I will put in that pool as a replacement! Then when they go into that pool now filled with boiling hot water, they will be boiled alive giving me the lead to win the Wacky Races! *He pushes a button as the tank starts to whirl. Then water starts going down the hose leading to the pool* Heheheh! Today is the day! I can feel it! *What Dastardly doesn't realize is that his foot is on the hose causing it to start getting bigger ready to burst. He then turns around to see the boulder sized build up of boiling water behind him* Oh...no... *The hose explodes blasting Dastardly far off with hot water burning him turning him to a bright red* AAAA! HOT! HOT! I'LL GET YOU ALL NEXT TIME! YOU HEAR ME! I WILL GET YOU ALL! *Dastardly disappears over the horizon*

Heheheh! I am most definitely Chaotic Evil!