Heheheheh!
*Dastardly rubs his hands*
Today, my plan will work. Its so simple it has to work!
*Dastardly takes out a credit card from his pocket*
With this, I shall buy everything here so no one else can buy or own anything! It'll all be mine! Then, with them not being able to buy anything they'll be so sad they won't be able to continue on! Then I will swoop in and take lead and win the Wacky Races!
*Dastardly runs over to the first store he sees*
Hi, I would like to buy everything here!
*He hands the clerk his credit card and waits for a second, then looks surprised*
What!? Denied!? But I'm Richard Milhous "Dick" Dastardly! I can buy anything! Wait no don't cut my card in half! And you cut my card in half....oh phooey.
*Dadtardly walks out of the underground mall*
Dang credit card companies I'll show you! Then after that I will take my lead in the Wacky Races!