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just another day for corbin
*corbin was walking down a street of a random town after killing a monster that would have destroyed the town.* *sigh* just a normal day for me... *corbin keeps walking down the street, just pretty much minding his own business*
Send nudes
no *walks away*
*blows up the town anyway as corbin walks away*
oh great... *Sigh* now how am i going to get that quest completed... oh wait it is done, meh guess they wanted that monster out and dont care if anyone else destroys it
*blows up the town corbin was heading to as well*
*Dastardly rubs his hands as he laughs* Yes Corbin keep walking! Soon you will fall into my pit trap with a tiger at the bottom! Heheheheh! Once you fall down there and get eaten I will take my lead! I will not let you get away from your imminent doom! *Dastardly watches as corbin walks over his pitfall* What!? How!? *Dastardly runs over to the pitfall and steps on it. The pitfall doesn't break* Oh great! I built this too sturdy! How did my full proof plan mess up this badly!? *Dastardly stomps on the pitfall and a large crack is heard as the pitfall collapses, Dastardly falling down yelling. He then lands on the ground* Heheh, now now, nice kitty! *He pats the Tiger on its head, but the tiger jumps on him starting to attack. Dastardly then jumps on the tigers head and out of the pitfall running away* Curse you Corbin! You will get whats coming to you eventually!!!
*as Corbin walks away Genm glances at the destroyed town and then looks at his hands and is remember all of the people he haved killed*
*RIDES THROUGH TOWN IN THE PIMP MOBILE PICKS UP ALL THE HOT BITCHES AND RUNS OVER CORBINS SMELLY ASS* I'M OFF TO THE OLYMPICS FOR ANOTHER FIT GOLD MEDAL TO SWEAT ON NO ONE CAN STOP THE MUSCLE SENSATION
*Gamma walks by, as he sees Kamoshida's reckless driving and boasts* Oh dear, yeah.... *sigh* How Vulgar. Shiranui, Ice Age *A sheet of ice quickly spreads from the ground beneath Gamma, forming a solid wall shortly ahead of Kamoshida*
COMING THROUGH EDGELORD ICE FUCKER *STRIPS OFF SHIRT AND MELTS THE ICE INTO SWEAT WITH STEAMING BODY AND RIDES TO RIO*
NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOR YOOOOOOOUUUUU
*Gamma blinks as Kamoshida rides off, he stares into space as though remembering 'Nam. Of course, he's not old enough to have fought in that war, but its the idea man. The very memory of the horror he just witnessed*
Okay Gamma you got it!
I'M NUCLEAR I'M WIIIIIIIIIILD
{As Noire walks by the town ruins, she lights it on fire} Noire is helping!
Did somebody say FIRE!?! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
meh, just a normal day for me
*corbin puts on some headphones and listens to some music as i begin to walk to a new area*
*makes it to the new town, hoping to find another quest*