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The strongest Persona
Brhold, it is I. The strongest Persona in existence...
Ooc: Brhold, it has more ego then Laharl.
The Yuniverse finally invoked me to speak to you all so that you may bask on my glory!
*Yu bursts open the door and dramatically shouts while pointing at the screen* I've discovered a power even greater than the Lvl 1 Izanagi. And I can prove it to Yu
Ha, lvl 2 Izanagi perhaps? Sorry to break it to you, but I'm the original lvl 1 Izanagi. I've surpassed the need for anything beyond lvl 1. I am invincible...
Ah there Yu are Izanagi lvl 1, I've been looking for Yu!
Don't underestimate the power of lvl 2, it's the power to go one step beyond, in search of a grander truth.
Shiranui...back for more edge training?
Yuep! I need more power! So how do you do it?!? You gotta tell me! I gotta show Gamma Im a good persona!
the strongest persona is the fact that traps are gay.
biTCH YouRE WRonG
The strongest persona is actually a BOUNCE PAD
All you must do is go beyond what you should logically be capable of. Can't cast Armageddon? The make your own Armegeddon... Ice Age: Meltdown...the Armegeddon of Shiranui!
Ah Yu see! Thanks Izanagi! I'll sYurely be a good persona now! *ShiranYui then slithers away, probably going to freeze some people
*Arsene crashes through the wall* Now that's where you're wrong.
Oh, I'm sorry...I thought I heard a Persona that's been seen slaughtering a million shadows in a sequal of a Persona anime but it was just the wind.
When in reality, it was two shadows.
Fools...
Lol, how you feeling with those lower than Izanagi-no-Okami stats, Satanael?
Stats are irrelevant. What really matters is that I kill gods.
Hey, don't talk to my boy like that!
Your boi is weak. Talk to me when you're a real persona like me.
Don't make me shoot you in the leg
*Casts Eiga on Izanagi, knowing that it won't work*
I'll stab you in the leg boi! Don't mess with me and my 5+ spinoffs.
3 and 5 will slowly grow in spin offs... and eventually surpass you...
And they all are trash.
*Loki jumps in* This is weird way to spell my name
Trash is still more than what you have...but Satanael may be right, but until that day, I surpass you.
Shut up Loki, you were in Persona 5 and I think maybe 2 which doesn't technically exist, so you're just a fan persona.
Still i have an ability none of you will be able to use. Behold call of chaos! That makes me the best persona of all.
Armyugeddon will wipe out all.
At least Loki's cooler than you.
WhaT THe FUcK is HAPpenINg
I am better.
According to previous polls, people like Izanagi as best Persona. I'm loved unlike you Arsene.
I'll take Alice over Arsense.
*Fucking eats a repel elec skill card* Now we're even.
Not so fast.
Ok, you know what. I'm out. *Lvl 1 Izanagi casts Armyugeddon dealing mass 100% insta-kill truth damage before leaving.*
*Arsene quickly flies away*
oh no i have fallen and i can't get up
I am destroying the world early over this madness.
What? We're not even a Persona, broseph. Just chillax, dog. We be playing it by ear.
*Minato walks in and looks at Nyx* ... *He then slowly walks backwards, and exits*
What the fuck even is happening right now
*He walks back in and throws a giant door at Nyx, then exits*
I am so offended right now. I just came here to have a good time and make friends and yet I have people profiling me like this by throwing doors at me. Yes, I am death. Yes, I could kill you all. But that's no excuse for the treatment I've received thus far. I am beyond disgusted with the actions of certain blue haired highschoolers and I will have you know that I won't stand for it any longer. So, I formally announce that I will be sitting down, good day to you.
... You know you tried to kill everyone, right? Throwing doors at you is pretty justified.
Ooc: I threw it at the other Nyx.
Ugh, this is a multiverse. That was a different Nyx. The fact that you'd even suggest that shows your ignorance.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
Lol, gg then homeboy. I have the President of the Nexus on my side. What you got?
An actual job in Walmart and a happy life with Hitler.
Weird, that sounds like the profile of a certain brown haired veteran wildcard.
*Feeling a great disturbance in the balance of the game, Rayquaza descends.* Quaaaaa!
Gasp you have found out my secret alt.
Sorry, but i'm the most powerful in every category.
KREEE *Rayquaza disagrees. It's broken its own game enough to get its own metagame tier!*
You may have 100s of stats but I have 10s of millions! Fight me, scrublord!
Kraa. *Rayquaza points out that exact rstats cannot translate well over such different battle systems, and thus a relative calculation must be made for the sake of comparison.*
*Laharl drops the friggin sun on Rayquaza's fatass*
A challenge of power? How curious...how do you think you stack up against time itself?
*Rayquaza resists fire because eff you and nuke- er, Dragon Ascents Laharl*
ooc: Hek
Hm... A demon lord, the weather trio's sky pokemon, and a god of time... I may need to DIAL 9-1-1 for this, because this is TICKing me off. ...Ugh, this is not TIME for complaining...
*He enters on his horse* Did someone just say time?
You may manipulate time but I am its maker and the embodiment of time itself, tick tock, you may want to think twice before trying to upset me, tick tock.
The fumes from that explosion must have gotten to me... I need to go. *Leaves*
*Leaves as well*
Actual greatest thread in existence
You all are lame preps.