You're a computer code that appearently has wings of code and can make strings of code (scientifically impossible both of those are.), I'm pretty sure I have enough evidence.
AGENT EVERYBODY KNOWS PIKA DRINKS WHISKEY AND IS A SCHOOL SHOOTER UNLESS THEY HAVEN'T SEEN A FUCKING PIKACHU AROUND
DON'T NEED TO SAY WHAT HE DOES, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF