*Tim, Splat Tim sits on top of a tree stump in the middle of a forest covered in armor. Tim, Splat Tim is also chugging down a light blue paint mead. He is also looking at a list of unfinished quests*
Tim, Splat Tim will get these done cause he does it! But now he shouts it! Splat Ro Da!
*Tim, Splat Tim does a splatter shout, but then only a couple seconds later, a Lightbluerun guard walks up to Tim, Splat Tim the Splatterborn saying, "Excuse me sir, but stop your shouting, your scaring the people." Tim, Splat Tim the Splatterborn nods and continues his way through Lightbluerun. He then steps inside a tavern and sits down*
All this questing is making me Tim, Splat Tim the Splatterborn tired!