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OfficerLoli-Chan
I am the new law
I am Officer Loli and I will help Mishima protect the Loli purity on the Phansite!
Bgammax
Thank you little miss, there are many lost children who I'm sure could use the protection. Just don't work yourself too hard, ok?
MonoDj
Welcome to the W.U.T.P. You will be a good member.
OfficerLoli-Chan
Thank you for your warm welcoming, I will not sit aside and watch these... scum defile young lolis or shotas as if it's a hobby!
Shiza_Salad
What's wrong with defiling lolis?
OfficerLoli-Chan
YOU, PRISON NOW!
Homura-Akemi
Is okay to like lolis if you are one? A friend of mine needs to know you see.
Shiza_Salad
No seriously, that was a genuine question.
Nyarloli
Great to have you here! Too bad I'm going to kill everyone!
Ina
Oh, a law that protects me? That's good.
OfficerLoli-Chan
Nyarloli, Ina, PROMOTION! Lolis can touch loli, but NOT shotas and vise versa, and defiling lolis is against the law!
Ina
Yay! I get a promotion!
BeautyThief
i like traps will i be affected in any way with this new law
CakeCat
NEHEHEHEHE I HAVE A LOLI AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
OfficerLoli-Chan
BeautyThief, traps are fine, long as they're of age. CakeCat... oh dear ol CAKECAT!!! *Blows whistle and pulls out baton* PRISON!
Nana-chan
Nana is a loli!
Atarashii-Kaishi
What is a loli?
OfficerLoli-Chan
Nana, PROMOTION!
Atarashii-Kaishi
Never mind I looked it up, isn't it basically pedophilia?
Chihomi
Loli, pretty much. Nya.
Pikadaboi
LEWD LAVENZA
Atarashii-Kaishi
I guess it's none of my business ┐(‘～` )┌
OfficerLoli-Chan
PRISON PIKA, PRISON >:(
OfficerLoli-Chan
I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
Pikadaboi
LEWD LAVENZA YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE LEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZALEWD LAVENZA
Atarashii-Kaishi
Oh no
Pikadaboi
Oh yes
Atarashii-Kaishi
I'm confused
OfficerLoli-Chan
You got some MIGHTY pokéballs to do this Pika >:(
Pikadaboi
Orly?
OfficerLoli-Chan
Rly!
Pikadaboi
POKEBALLZ
Ina
SHTAP RITE THERE PERVERT! HES A REPEAT OFFENDER OFFICER
Pikadaboi
*HEAD PATTING COMMENCES* LEWD LAVENZA
Ina
OH NOES I HAVE BEEN HEAD PATTED GET HIM OFFICER IM TOO WEAK TO RESISTS HEAD PATS
Pikadaboi
*HEAD PATT* LEWD IN- LAVENZA
CakeCat
ravioli ravioli lewed the loli
Ruka_Maaka
KANNA THE LEWD LOLI DRAGON!
pancakeboi
roses are red lolis are sexy you can't arrest me because i'm also a loli check mate
Ina
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Lollipop
What, I'm illegal now!?
DAISY
EVEN DAISY WAS A LOLI ONCE