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Not_The_FBI
Heard y'all like lolis?
That's so cool. Say, we should meet up! Tell me your names and addresses!
TogoSystem
Chris Hansen beat you, man. https://phansite.net/forum/profile.php?user=Chris_Hansen
Not_The_FBI
There's a reason his show ended. I recommend you watch what you say. *AHEM* Lolis are amazing right?
MonoDj
I am sorry. There can be only one police force on this forum. I recommend you leave before you regret it.
Shiza_Salad
Loli's are great.
MonoDj
*pulls out cuffs* Are you serious?
Aincrad_Hazel
Aren't you married to Yang? I'm not sure that counts
-Agent_Indiana-
Good luck arresting me
MonoDj
Yang is legal.
MonoDj
You are under arrest. Anything you say and do will be used against you in a court of law.
-Agent_Indiana-
*One Devil trigger later....*
Aincrad_Hazel
Good to know I'll forever be safe
MonoDj
I ain't dead yet.
Shiza_Salad
Sure I'm married to Yang, but that doesn't make lolis any less great.
Aincrad_Hazel
Go ahead and arrest him. I'll let Yang know
MonoDj
Ok. Shiza. You are under arrest. Anything you say and do will be used against you in a court of law.
Shiza_Salad
*Dissipates into a red mist* Can't arrest what isn't tangible... *leaves*
Nyarloli
Nope! No lolis here sir!
Ina
Well if you are one, likeing one is fine! I have you beaten!
Not_The_FBI
Aw, tis a shame Nyarloli! Are you sure, though? Really curious!
Akechi_Kun
Excuse me sir, as an ace detective i feel there is nothing out of the ordinary to report.
DaPurrlice
Same with da purrlice!
-EliteKnight-
does it count if you come from an age where the age of consent for marriage was 12?
Nyarloli
Not any I've seen! Maybe you should try the park!
Not_The_FBI
You just gotta like lolis and send me your contact info! Then we will be just great, Elite!
Magicaloid44
You filth.
TogoSystem
Technically lolis are legal. They are just drawings. You're barking up the wrong tree.
RISE_REVOLUTION
RISETTE IS BETTER THAN LOLIS ❤
Shadowgear
That's true, she's got a bigger ass than lolis
DAISY
HI I'M DAISY DAISY IS LEGAL IN 193 COUNTRIES
Lollipop
Who doesn't like me? Only people who don't have childhoods don't love me!
Not_The_FBI
Lolipop, you like lolis??
Lollipop
I am one, ya dingus!
Not_The_FBI
Hmm... *flips through notes* You're good...
TogoSystem
Just go search for lolis to fap to. You know that's why you really want info.
Not_The_FBI
W-what? I'm looking for ped.... friends to discuss lolis! I don't know what you're talking about!
Shadowgear
I have Pedo-Files if that's what you want
Not_The_FBI
Just some loli lovers!
Chris_Hansen
NIGGA YOU WANNA FIGHT
Not_The_FBI
LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKER
Aishiomi
oshit Better watch this shit gud {Stalks to death.}
Tatsuya
Oh dear god is this a thing now... I swear you people get weirder by the day, so who's alt is FBI? This is amusing so it can't be Killer Queen, hmm....
Not_The_FBI
I am not an alt, Tatsuya.... You like lolis?
Mona
Yes, I like raping children and shooting schools. Name: Ryuji Sakamoto Address: Ryuji Sakamoto's house
Tatsuya
Lolis are dumb man, I like boobs why the hell would you want girls without em? Besides we all know I'm Mayasexual anyways and she's like 23... Or 40 something it depends on if time travel is involved or not, but either why sure as hell not loli. Also why is a US agency in Japan anyways? I just don't see how you have any power here?
Not_The_FBI
Thanks Mona! I'll meet you shortly. As for you Tatsuya, i'm not the FBI! So why would you ask such a silly question as that?!
TogoSystem
There's more to lolis than just breasts, Tatsuya
Mona
Tatsuya is so fucking shallow
Tatsuya
Still not a fan, they're either kids or like kids man... Also your disguise is poor Mr "Not FBI", then again what do I know? I'm just a poster with an opinion after all.
TogoSystem
Tatsuya... I think you have the 'tism.
Not_The_FBI
Pshhh, a disguise?!?! C'mon. It's obvious i'm a loli lover.
-KillerQueen-
lol eff you too tatsuya
Tatsuya
Wow KQ is back? I thought you had quit the site... I'm not taking back what I said tho.
-KillerQueen-
I did leave. I'm not going to let you mock me though.
Magicaloid44
"There's more to lolis than just breasts" Except the fact that there are plenty of characters who look like adults but are flat chested, but people still call them lolis regardless. So the literal only requirement to be a loli according to most Phansite users is to be a flat chested woman. So...
Not_The_FBI
Flat IS justice.
TogoSystem
That's what I meant. You can be flat chested and be an adult. Meaning flat chests doesn't always mean loli.
Not_The_FBI
Big titted lolis dont exist tho
TogoSystem
Watch Eikan. If you can stomach it.
TogoSystem
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/2/20763/600284-eiken2_20.png Loli, huge tits. Worst anime.
Broccoli
I feel objectified, nyu.
Aitome_Korichi
I'm questioning my sanity
Not_The_FBI
W-w- What the fuck?!
Jiyu-Hatanaka
Loli's are the gayest pieces of shit on this planet.
Broccoli
Can confirm as a gay loli, nyu.
Not_The_FBI
Why would you say such a thing Jiyu?! Have a change of heart!
Jiyu-Hatanaka
Nah, I'm good.
hazama
No my friend, that would be traps. Regardless I think I should do something about this thread. Or I could leave it. Ah, decisions, decisions.
Magicaloid44
Loli = Gay The fuck kinda logic is this
-KillerQueen-
Just leave it fam. XD LOL 100 underlined emoji ok emoji XD emoji
Nyarloli
Can confirm as a gay Nyarloli?
Not_The_FBI
Lolis are not gay. I will tell you all this right now! 💯💯💯
-KillerQueen-
This is the only thread I will return to because it has lolis in it.
Not_The_FBI
An understandable thing to say! What's your contact info?
Magicaloid44
Please delete this thread
Not_The_FBI
Why delete such an amazing thread? We all love lolis here!