*by a lovely crystal blue lake, the knight rotisseries and fries multiple meats, poultry, and fish. as well as fresh fruit and cheeses. both smokes and raw, it looks and smells.....strangely good, for the cook being a knight that is unable to die and has been responsible for more death than a drunk bus driver, the burgers smell nice....*

i personally play a relaxing game with Matthew Santoro or mr creepypasta playing on my phone beside me while i just...walk about and do stuff. its nice

so the DS reddit has brough the return to lordran event back. what is that? well, a bunch of people go back to dark souls one and play it religiously for a few eeks, playing it like it just came out. why do it? memes

*the Knight returns to the rugged old shop after leaving for some time. And after much deserved cleaning, everything is repaired, storied, and looks much better. New weapons were added as well, as well as the Mad King finally getting something he wanted for a long time. A glass case*

*the knight kneels at a monolithic stone pillar, carved with sculptures of what seem to be gods, and overgrown with moss and vines. the knight brings out a multicolored, ever lit spectral flame. a soul, as he knows it, and crushes it. ashes and embers flow into his body and he speaks to the monument, asking a question.* Purging Monument, please, restore what was once there. i require my memories, from when i was newly undead. who i am, what i was doing, why i have the need to search for someone i dont even know....

Anything that I should immediately care about upon it's procurement?

(everything here is dead except me, so nobody can prove me wrong!) <br> <br> Welcome everyone to the main hall of the castle of Anor Londo. It's a bit musty in here, please wipe your feet as this marble is eternally polished

No bullshit hollow arc. I jumped on a damn bandwagon. This was supposed to be a stupid SoL character. So..... <br> For my apology, here's a DS meme <br> <span class='video' vid='https://www.youtube.com/embed/bzJDimvPW1Y'>Click to load youtube video</span>

==PREVIOUS NIGHT== <br> *The Knight sits at the desk in the back of his shop....looking rather sad....* <br> Why don't I feel well? Im sure im in good shape.....maybe King knows something. God forbid he understands anything of me.... <br> (I can hear you....and I see that you've fallen for the same trap every human falls into. The Abyss has caught up with you, warrior.) <br> Impossible, I've purpose, I've a reason for my actions. I can't be going yet..... <br> (You forgot the principle of the curse. Theirs a time limit. You can prolong the inevitable all you want, it'll end the same. You encountered a divine being who gave you that soul, you never though it would be the same as the original?) <br> The original.....Dark Soul.... <br> No, I should still have time! I should....dammit!

(I see you've finally shown me proper respect, although you could have gilded this shelf. A lit more engravings and whatnot) <br> <br> Be grateful im not using you for murder anymore.