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The Fantastical Weaponry Emporium 2: The Mad King now has a rack

(I see you've finally shown me proper respect, although you could have gilded this shelf. A lit more engravings and whatnot)

Be grateful im not using you for murder anymore.

-EliteKnight-

(See? Nobody came in the store all day! You're awful at keeping a shop, much less keeping a Kings company)

Yes yes, I know. You don't have to rub it in.....

Mishimans

*He walks into the emporium*

*He then notices Elite and raises an eyebrow*

Why are you talking to yourself?

-EliteKnight-

@Mishimans

Im talking to an actual somebody! That somebody just happens to be a weapon that can talk.

(......)
*The King says nothing*

You say something so I don't look crazy!

(......)

You ass!

Mishimans

*He sighs*

Well this is the nexus so crazy is to be expected.

*He looks at Elite with a soft expression*

So how are you doing?

-EliteKnight-

@Mishimans
Not awful, besides that stupid Halberd being an ass.......how're you? You look down

Mishimans

*He laughs as his expression becomes neutral*

I'm fine enough.

Just dealing with some stupid stuff in my head.

*He looks at the halberd*

So why is it being an ass?

-EliteKnight-

It talks, I swear to Gwyn. But I guess it wants to embarrass me, so ill make it talk.

*Walks over to the rack, and picks it up then tosses it in a barrel*

(OW, YOU ASS! FINE FINE, I CAN TALK. NOW PUT ME BACK UP)

Good, now drink up. *The Knight produces an expensive looking bottle, and pours it down the skull on the weapon.*

FireShadow19

I walk in whistling and taking a quick look around at the weapons. "Sweet a weapons sh-" My eyes get fixed onto Elite and the bottle as I catch the last bit of the yell and turned to its source. "Well you don't see that every day."

Mishimans

Nice to see that your in a loving relationship with your weapon.

*He smirks and his eyes appear to glow a bit*

So when is the wedding Elite?

Or has the halberd not proposed yet?

-EliteKnight-

@FireShadow19
Oh, welcome. Every piece here has a story, including this annoying thing.....

-EliteKnight-

@Mishimans.

Oh please, I'd rather marry you than this thing....

*Under his breath*
Maybe that would be fun

FireShadow19

Shrugging I walk towards them. "Sweet, how exotix are the weapons here anyways? There's one I have been looking for for a long while now. And please tell me they don't all talk, no offence to the sword, but I'm not sure that I can deal with more voices when I fight."

Mishimans

*He gazes at Elite with a surprised expression*

*His eyes are so wide that the slightly golden glow in his eyes is now prevalent*

W-What you can't mean that!

*He awkwardly laugh*

This is some sort of joke right?

-EliteKnight-

@FireShadow19
Only this Halberd and the scythe over there talk. I do have a fire sword that's technically alive however.

@Mishimans
I did confess to you, remember?

FireShadow19

"Nice a fire sword... but I'll have to refuse. I have a thing about putting living creatures in danger, I can't do it. But nonetheless I'm looking for a type of sword called a Urumi, I believe, do you have one? Then I'll get out of your way. This seems to be a bit personal."

Mishimans

*He sighs and tries to cover his beginning blush with his hands*

I thought you were joking ...

*His eyes shift away from Elite*

Anyway any sort of romance with me is impossible.

-EliteKnight-

@FireShadow19
I've got Katana over three aisles. If you pass the Staves you've gone too far

@Mishimans
Romance isn't impossible for anyone.....even you. And I wasn't joking, would I have been so distraught if I was?

FireShadow19

Shaking my head I turn around. "Shame then, seems you don't have it. Well I'll be off. Before I go though," I grab Mishimans on the shoulder and whisper in his ear, "just say yes." Letting go, I wave to them and exit the store.

Rom_Dolos

*Stumbles into the shop and takes off his earphones* H-hello.

-EliteKnight-

@Rom_Dolos
Hello friend, feel free to browse!

Mishimans

*His eyes intently focus on the floor*

*A dark frown is on his face*

Romance is just not possible for someone as messed up as me.

*He suddenly lets out a sharp gasp*

*His eyes glow even more golden and his lips curve into a smile*

Maybe I should I should have made you hurt you even more.

After all not just anyone is worthy to partner with the phantom thieves manager. I'm in a class of my own idiot.

Rom_Dolos

*Looks around* Do you have any good lances? Perhaps relating to the Ice element by any chance?

-EliteKnight-

*the Knight walks over to @Mishimans, and looks as though he's about to strike him.....and yet, he holds Mishi in a tight embrace*

Romance is possible, whoever you are.....whatever you think of yourself.....you can't change what others think......and im sure you know what I think of you......

-EliteKnight-

@Rom_Dolos
Over in the 5th aisle, there's an Ice Rapier.

Mishimans

*He struggles to get out of Elite's tight hold*

Let go of me you armored idiot!

Your not worth an ounce of my valuable time and its about time that you accept that!

*His face takes on a bashful expression as he trains his glowing eyes on the opposite wall*

I don't need anyone like you loving me! The phantom thieves are more than enough!

Rom_Dolos

I usually wield lances, like this one:
*Pulls out his lance from his back*
But I think I can make something work...

-EliteKnight-

@Mishimans
*Strangely, the Knight remains locked in the hug, almost unmoving....it's like the struggling doesn't affect him*

You know as well as I do.....that you want to be actuated.....noticed and acknowledged.....I acknowledge you.....I notice you.....

*Whispers, almost unnoticeable*
......I love you......

-EliteKnight-

@Rom_Dolos
I do have Lance's, yet none are ice elemental. I can enchant them, but I don't think they'd do much damage.....

Rom_Dolos

Oh, that's fine. I was just hoping I can infuse the power of Ice into my weapon using another one, so I can strengthen my affinity to it. I'll take any recommendations you got.

-EliteKnight-

@Rom_Dolos

Lance's are.....3rd rack in the back. Go grab any one you like

Mishimans

*He suddenly grows limp in Elite's hold*

*His golden eyes take on a cruel glint*

Yeah well I don't acknowledge you.

As far as i'm concerned your nothing but an empty shell attempting to play at human feeling.

*His smile unnaturally widens*

Your love is meaningless cause you don't even exist!

*Spastic laughter flows out of him*

Your love is nothing but a sad illusion created by a being that knows little about himself!

-EliteKnight-

@Mishimans
*Slightly loosens hold, but remaining steadfast*
Are you talking to me, or yourself? Because I assure you, I am very tangible, and very true to myself......it seems you can't understand yourself....just wake up, I saw your eyes before.....I saw your blush.....I know it.....but I don't know if you do......

(Oh get a room.....)

Mishimans

*His eyes narrow as he once again begins to struggle*

Why won't you listen to me!

Those were my real feelings about you and your still too stupid accept them!

*His spastic laughter only increases in intensity resulting in a terrible shaking of his body*

I know about you, I know about myself, I know everything!

Just get rid of me already so the two use can move on!

-EliteKnight-

@Mishimans
*Remains entrenched*
Move on? What strange advice.....besides....if you know everything, then how do you know we won't work? How do you know ill move on?
How do you know you won't blush and try to hide when I make a passing flirt? I know you're lying to yourself.....

Starwaddle

*suddenly appears* hey. I heard this place sells cool weapons. Is armor also sold here? I'm looking for something fire resistant.

Kazuya

Or maybe you're being a little too pushy...?

*Kazuya walks in, yawning.*

Give Mish a break, he just got better after some really annoying bullshit, you know? If you're really that interested then stop being so selfish and leave him alone for like a minute.

*He rubs the back of his head.*

-EliteKnight-

@Starwaddle
What you're looking for is the Black Knight armor, it is furthest to the left in the armor section, the east of the store. Big black armor with horns.

The_Dark_Messiah

*Mist forms Satan, yada yada yada*

You sell armaments, but do you repair them as well?

Mishimans

*His gaze becomes despondent as his laughter finally settles*

*His voice comes out a bit raspy and weak*

I just know that any bond I form will be weak and fragile.

I-I'm used to it ...

*He attempts to smile*

Mishima Yuuki does lie to himself but he does so for good reason.

He lies cause he doesn't want to take everyone down with him.

-EliteKnight-

@Kazuya
*Lets go, realizing what the hell he was doing*
Oh Shit....i.....uh.....that's unlike me.....im sorry......I.....anyways.......armor, weapons? I've got it all!.....eh heh heh.....

(Nice going, idiot)

Oh like you did any better, stupid Halberd.....I thought you were drunk by now!

(I've grown tolerant)

Starwaddle

Okay. I was thinking something a bit smaller, but that will do. How much for it, and is there anything I should know about it?

-EliteKnight-

@Starwaddle
About Â¥3000, and don't worry about the size. Put it on and it automatically adapts to your proportions.

Starwaddle

Huh. That's pretty cheap. Pleasure doing business with you. *Plops a large bag of yen on the counter, walks over to the armor, puts it on, and suddenly disappears*

The_Dark_Messiah

Metal man, are you ignoring me? If so, that'd be unwise.

-EliteKnight-

@The_Dark_Messiah
Sorry, had some stuff going on. Yes, I do repair weaponry

The_Dark_Messiah

Do you also upgrade?

-EliteKnight-

@The_Dark_Messiah
Only if the weapon can be infused with titanite

The_Dark_Messiah

What is...tie-tan-night?

Mishimans

*He simply stands there stunned upon being let go*

*He speaks to no one in particular*

It's fine ...

I think I got carried away too.

*His eyes fade back to a dull yellow as he lets out an audible sigh*

Wow that was a weird experience.

-EliteKnight-

@The_Dark_Messiah
This
*Picks up a gigantic crate of different shapes rocks, scales, and slabs. Some glowing, some differ colors, some normal looking rocks.*

It's used to improve weaponry

-EliteKnight-

@Mishimans
Yeah.....sorry I got too.....into it.

The_Dark_Messiah

How can you tell when a weapon is compatible with these rocks?

Kazuya

I was just passing by, making sure we don't lose Mish again.

*He yawns again and walks out.*

See you all later, got things to investigate!

-EliteKnight-

@The_Dark_Messiah
The titanite will know

The_Dark_Messiah

Then could you enhance my blade, metal man? I am willing to pay dearly...

*Lays his five foot long great sword in front of him*

scratch it, and you pay with your soul or whatever thing important to you, undead.

Rom_Dolos

Ooh!

*Takes a dark blue colored lance from the shelf. It has the blade of a double sided sword with 4 smaller blades sticking out from the next of the lance.*

*Walks up to EliteKnight*

Could you enchant this one?

Rom_Dolos

Neck of the lance*

Mishimans

*He awkwardly rubs the back of his head*

No I should be the one apologizing ...

*A weird lopsided grin form on his face*

I shouldn't have let myself slip into being Mishima like that.

Guess I need to work more on my personal issues.

-EliteKnight-

@The_Dark_Messiah
The only way you could kill me permanently is with my permission. Now.....
*The Knight touches the blade for a second, picks out a large slab, and breaks it against the sword. The titanite absorbs itself into the blade, looking the same.*

The_Dark_Messiah

Who said anything about killing, flesh?

-EliteKnight-

@Rom_Dolos
If you want, here.....*the Knight produces a rock that looks like ice, and breaks it against the Lance. It ebbs frost.*

@Mishimans
Guess we both feel apologetic......don't hurt yourself trying though.

The_Dark_Messiah

OOC: @-EliteKnight-

You wouldn't mind joining on my battle, would you? Most of the people are busy, and I need one more member at the least...

-EliteKnight-

@The_Dark_Messiah
OOC: Depends I guess, I could try.

Rom_Dolos

@-EliteKnight-
Ah thank you, sir. Just what I needed. How much for the lance?

The_Dark_Messiah

OOC: Sweet, thanks. I owe you one. Otherwise it would've been a 1v1 against Satan.

Mishimans

*He blushes a bit*

I'll try not to.

Thanks for the concern Elite.

*He quickly walks over to the door*

I need some time to just think about thing ... sorry.

*He leaves*

-EliteKnight-

@Rom_Dolos
Â¥1500.

@Mishimans
I know....later

The_Dark_Messiah

So...the rock merged with the blade. That's good...right?

-EliteKnight-

@The_Dark_Messiah
Yes, your weapon is now more powerful. That will be Â¥500

Rom_Dolos

Huh... cheaper than I thought.
*Places a small bag on the counter when the money inside*
Here you go.

*Rom eagerly pulls out his smartphone and taps on an app labeled: ESSENCE ABSORB
The Ice lance's power is absobed into Rom and in turn, his weapon*

This new power! Perfect... Thanks again!

*Walks out of the shop, putting on his earphones*

The_Dark_Messiah

I wish for you to enhance my guns as well. Is this possible?

*Lays out both his sawed-offs on the counter as well*

-EliteKnight-

I'd say.....only infusions would work, not upgrades

The_Dark_Messiah

Explain this...infusion...for me.