(You find yourself in a particularly barren room in mementos after having followed a mysterious text. Checking the surroundings you notice a phantom thieves logo on the wall and a table piled high with papers. There are also a bunch of chairs set around the area as if someone was expecting guests. Oddly enough the room has a noticeable lack of sound or smell even if it is a part of mementos .)

(After waking up in the depths of mementos you come across a conspicuous set of doors. These doors are obnoxiously yellow in color and they have two finely painted wolves on them. Once you push open the doors you are hit by the smell of lavender as a few rose petals fly past your face. When your eyes finally adjust to the light you are able to see an expansive ballroom complete with all sorts of party decorations. ) <br> <br> (At the center of the room lies a golden statue of a wolf and around it shadow flock as if preparing something.) <br> <br>

*Stands there waiting for people to show up* <br> <br> Damn thought people would actually be interested in all the evil of the world. <br> <br> *He looks at the sky* <br> <br> Looks like there is more evil for me then.

(You somehow end up in mementos lost and confused. It must have been that weird note you found on the floor. Anyway you walk aimlessly until you reach a two large doors. They have a wolf pattern imprinted on them and a sign stating Mementos Host Club.) <br> <br> Will you open the unusual doors?

(You push open two brightly colored doors only to be blinded by a light. Once you open your eyes again you see a huge ballroom filled with classical furniture. As you stand at the door a bunch of rose petals fly past you. You notice a sign on the door to your left.) <br> <br> Enter paradise at your own risk.

Welcome to my therapy group for all the troubled individuals residing in the Nexus. <br> <br> There are free refreshments for anyone that joins. <br> <br> (Motions to a pile of soda)

Recently I have noticed an upsurge of the shadow population in this forum and I felt that a meet and greet was needed. <br> <br> This is meant as a space for free shadow discussion. Topics can be anything from pie recipes to murder plans.

Graaaaaaa <br> <br> (Your very existence has become intolerable for a being as powerful as myself. You say you know me yet continue to mention things that only apply to previous fake form. I desire to destroy you today so that I can finally regain my ability to speak)

Finally I'm free from the possession of Ramengod, but I believe that I currently suffering a bit of Stockholm syndrome after my release.

Right now I am broke and starving which is a pretty shitty combination. If anyone is willing to fund me some cash. I will use it towards feeding myself with the good ramen.