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Mishimans
Nexus Anonymous
Welcome to my therapy group for all the troubled individuals residing in the Nexus.

There are free refreshments for anyone that joins.

(Motions to a pile of soda)
Hillock
Sup!
*Enters*
Akamoto_Shinji
*And illusion appears*
Do you do relationship counseling?
Oh Hey its Mish!
Mako-chan
Hey, so people are saying I have a "God Complex" or something. I'm not sure what that means.
Mishimans
Hey guys.

*Puts on his fake glasses*

Yes I do specialize in a wide variety of things including relationship counseling.
Mishimans
@Mako-chan

It Means that you love yourself too much.

Chill a bit with the selfcest.
Shiza_Salad
Can you help me with my bloodlust? Whenever I'm put in a violent situation, I tend to get...carried away...
Mako-chan
But selfcest is fun.
Hibiki
Hi, I don't know what I'm doing here and I never know what's happening in the Nexus.
Kotone Shiomi
Did somebody say "free refreshments"?
Hillock
I will wait until the end... this is hard to tell...
Mishimans
@Shiza_Salad

Please tell my about your interest in murder.
Mako-chan
Same Hibiki, this place confuses me.
IamThou
@Mako-chan
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I a--

(Justine: Don't. Let. Our. Little. Secret. Out.)

(Caroline: Crap, sorry! I almost spilled the beans there. Haha...)

What I meant to say was, I think you should just keep on doing what you love, Mako-chan.
Shadowwaifuaigis
I technically shouldn't exist
Does that count as "troubled"?
Mishimans
@Mako-chan

Selfcest is fun but only when done in tiny portions.

Try carrying a mirror around.

@Hibiki

Are you sure that your confusion is not due to the Nexus?

@Kotone

Yes we have free snacks and drinks.
-Yaldabaoth-
I tried to take over the world twice. One time with the help of Hitler. Is that bad?
Bonafied-Monafied
Hi there, I have an identity problem. I don't know if I'm cat, car, or human. I don't know what to do with my life.
Hibiki
There's so much going on all the time and everyone seems to be a part of it but me, and people always say things I don't understand do I even end up avoiding people.
Mishimans
@Shadowwaifuaigis

Maybe?

*Flips through a psychology book*

*points at a page*

It says here in chapter 5 that you have depression.
Hillock
@Hibiki... I´m sorry
Shadowwaifuaigis
Ah... I see...
Mishimans
@-Yaldabaoth-

Did you try to take over the world on a sunday?

@Bonafied

Your a cat.

*Claps his hands*

Identity crisis solved!

@Hibiki

It appears that you have an issue with presence.

Have you tried changing your character type?
Mishimans
*Lays against his chair*

I should have done psychology from the start.

This is why better then fighting.
Hillock
Legit
-Yaldabaoth-
The first time was on a Saturday, I forget when the second one was. I think it might have been Sunday.
-Hitoshura-
*Sits on the chair and crosses his legs*

Alright, so...I've been DYING to punch someone in the face right now. Got any advice?
Akamoto_Shinji
Right.... This is a good thing you're doing Mish,
I'll.... bring Aqua if we need any help...
*the illusion fades*
Hibiki
... My... Character type?
Bonafied-Monafied
B-but I don't want to be a cat!
Mishimans
@-Yaldabaoth-

Then yeah it's bad.

According to most of the world's religions Sunday is meant to be a holy day.

By trying to destroy things on a Sunday you have technically committed blasphemy.

I'm sure you will be forgiven in hell.

@Hitoshura

*Pulls out a squirtle plush toy*

Try punching this instead.

See if it makes you feels better.
-Yaldabaoth-
But how can I commit blasphemy when I'm a god?
Hillock
You just did!
-Yaldabaoth-
What did I do to commit blasphemy, @Hillock?
Mishimans
@Hibiki

You know the type of character you tend to be.

*Studies her*

You appear to be the loli type.

So I guess be more fearsome in attitude?

@Bonified

Fine!

Then just be a human.

There problem solved again.
Hillock
@-Yaldabaoth- what @Mishimans said.
-Hitoshura-
@Mishimans
This thing looks intimidating. I will KILL IT.

Thank you.

*Teleports to another realm*
Mishimans
@-Yaldabaoth-

*Mutters*

Oh dear another person with a god complex.

*Grips his hand*

Listen Yaldabaoth you ain't God. You will only get better once you accept that.
Hibiki
Loli type... Something tells me you don't actually know what you're doing.
Akamoto_Nanaka
*warps in*
Quick! How do I not spill milk!
Bonafied-Monafied
But I don't know what I truly am, I want to become human, but these forms confuse me.
-Yaldabaoth-
@Mishimans I never said I was YHVH, I just said I was a god. And I am a god. A god made from the people's wishes.
Shiza_Salad
My interest in murder? It's not exactly in interest. It's more like, once I start killing something, I lose myself in what I'm doing and brutally kill all threats.
Mishimans
@Hibiki

*Gets annoyed*

I'll have you know that Igor himself taught me how to rehabilitate people!

The sooner you accept you loli status the better it is for everyone.

@Nanaka

Easy!

Just spill orange juice instead.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Big bro will kill me if I spill orange juice though... Will Apple juice work?
Hibiki
But I'm not even a loli! Do you need your eyes checked?!
Mishimans
@Bonafied-Monafied

Have you ever considered wishing upon a star to become human?

Disney taught me that wishes do come true.

@yaldabaoth

*Makes a stopping motion with his hands*

Please stop ...

Your narcissism is making me sad.

*Hands him a flyer for volunteer work*

I'm sure you'll be able to find yourself again by helping those in need.

@Shiza

It appears that your blood lust fills a void in your heart.

*Looks into his eyes*

When was the last time you had any romance.

Trillex
*Wakes up after four hours of sleeping*
HOLY CRAP WHERE AM I
Kuroumi
I have a problem. Recently got into Alchemy, now I can't stop killing stuff.
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Nanaka

Apple juice is actually a better substitute.

Be free Nanaka and spill that apple juice!

@Hibiki

*Takes off the fake glasses*

Oh wow my vision is better now.

*Studies Hibiki*

Your right I just made a stupid mistake.

Your clearly of the magical girl variety.

@Trillex

Your in my therapy group.
Bonafied-Monafied
I'll do just that! Thank you! Do i have to sing the song too?
-Yaldabaoth-
This guy doesn't look like he's a good therapist. He doesn't know that I'm the God of Control/Fecalposting, and he thinks that @Hibiki is a loli.
Mishimans
@Kuroumi

*Sighs*

Did you just get into alchemy to bring your dead mom back to life?
Trillex
T-therapy group? Hey, stop kidding! Where am I, why I'm not in my room, and who are you?
Shiza_Salad
@Mishimans? Can you help me or not?
Fear_Freak
Oh Mishimans you reconfigure the place a lot since I've been here last time.

*picks up a soda*

Therapy room now?
Kuroumi
I have no family. I got into alchemy to keep myself alive with potions.
Hillock
@Trillex: Welcome, to the therapy room. My name is @Hillock, and this here is my assistant, @Mishimans.
Mishimans
@Bonafied-Monafied

Yep you have to sing a song too.

If you don't then you could end up being some weird cat/dog hybrid.

@Yaldabaoth

*Gives him a sympathetic look*

Keep believing your God if it helps you sleep at night.
Trillex
Ok, but does any of you know how I ended up here? Did you kidnap me?
Hillock
@Trillex: this is a place between dream and reality, mind and matter...
Hibiki
Why are you even wearing glasses? They don't seem to be helping you.
-Yaldabaoth-
What do I have to do to get you to believe I am a god?
Bonafied-Monafied
Oh god, I wouldn't want that to happen. I'm going to do that tonight!
Mishimans
@Trillex

Great are you another teleporter?

@Shiza

With your lack of a love life or your bloodlust?

@Fear_Freak

Yep I decided that I wanted to give back to the nexus.

*Mutters*

I also wanted to beat Igor at his own game.

@Kuromi

Try killing small animals instead.

No one will miss the local rats.
Shiza_Salad
You really want to know, @Mishimans? I've only had one relationship, and that started up recently. I haven't been able to see if this "bloodlust" still happens to me, as I haven't had to enter combat since then.
Trillex
This is so messed up, but for some reason I don't feel like you will harm me. But seriously what's up with this place? Alchemy? Therapy? What kind of therapy?
-EliteKnight-
*falls from nowhere with metallic clanks* I have a problem with my past and romantic feelings I don't understand.
Kuroumi
I kill living teddy bears. The villagers are terrified of them, surprisingly. So I'll kill those instead.
Mishimans
@Hibiki

*Puts his glasses back on*

They make me look more sophisticated and professional.

@Yaldabaoth

Do something God like.

*Mutters*

This poor fool ...

@Bonafied

Good luck with your wish.
Hillock
Like, psychological therapy
Hibiki
You certainly don't seem sophisticated or professional from the advice you give... Maybe you really need those glasses...
Trillex
Did that guy just fell from nowhere? W-whatever, I'm not even asking anymore! I'll just introduce myself... I'm Trillex, from Earth
Kuroumi
@Shiza_Salad

You wanna test if you still have bloodlust?
Kill the extra 11 teddy bears I have.
Kotone Shiomi
*grabs a drink*
-Yaldabaoth-
[Manifest Gun]
I pulled this giant gun out of nowhere and I'm bigger than this building. Is that enough?
Trillex
@Hillock, well considering the kind of guys who comes here I can understand why...
Mishimans
@Shiza_Salad

Then I recommend you get into a fight and see if your blood lust still kicks in.

If it doesn't then congrats romance basically cured your issues.

@Trillex

I give therapy for everything that may plague the mind.

*Mutters*

God knows you people need it.

@EliteKnight

Have you tried Tinder to forget you problems?

@Kuromi

Just stick to killing the teddy bears.

I;m sure no one will miss them.
Bonafied-Monafied
Thank you for your help!
Trillex
OOC: Sorry guus if I look annoying but I couldn't find another way to introduce my character since it's the first time I RP
-EliteKnight-
@Mishimans
Why would I need tinder? Does lighting fire attract lovely maidens?
Bgammax
OOC: Its not a big deal, simply introduce your character in an IC way, though usually people make a first appearance in LeBlanc.
Mishimans
@Hibiki

*Feigns hurt*

Okay Ouch.

*Presents a psychology textbook*

I read five chapters of it so I think I know what i'm doing.

@Trillex

*Offers his hand*

Pleasure to meet you man.

I am Doctor Mishimans.

@Yaldabaoth

*looks unimpressed*

Ta-chan can summon satan and Akamoto can teleport to other dimensions.

Your going to have to do better then that.

@Bonafied

Your welcome.
Mishimans
@-EliteKnight-

Even better!

Tinder provides you with a fine selection of lovely maidens.

You can choose whoever you want.

Hibiki
I don't think five chapters is enough for you to pursue a career like this. Especially when the best advice you can give to me is "change your character type".
Trillex
OOC: @Bgammax even so I couldn't understand how to introduce my character in any way

"@Mishimans Uhm... Hi, I guess?
*Shakes hand*
-EliteKnight-
@Mishimans
I fail to understand, how is firewood going to help?
Shiza_Salad
Pretty sure there needs to be actual blood for bloodlust to kick in @Kuroumi. Thanks anyway though.
Shiza_Salad
I'm going to go kill something. I'll tell you how it goes @Mishimans. Thank you.

*Leaves*
Kotone Shiomi
*grabs a few more drinks*
Mishimans
@Hibiki

*Sighs*

Maybe you should have asked me for help with your trust issues.

Bonafied-Monafied
I wished upon a star and sung, but a blue fairy came down and slapped me, what now?
Mishimans
@Trillex

So do you have something you need help with?

The nexus can be a strange place for newbies.

@EliteKnight

Ugh looks like you need to do things the old fashioned way.

Have you tried flirting with anyone recently?

@Shiza

Your welcome.

Shiza_Salad
*Pokes his head in the door*

Oh, one more thing. I've also got a problem with mild alcoholism. I used to be an alcoholic to help with my depression, but now I think it's coming back. You have any advice for that @Mishimans?
-Yaldabaoth-
Do I have to refuse reality and the Metaverse again to prove I'm a god?
Hibiki
Why didn't you think it was something like that in the first place?
Trillex
@Mishimas Nexus uh? Is something correlated with this "world between dream and reality or whatever it was".
So, how do I come in and out of here?
Mishimans
@Bonafied-Monafied

Slap the blue fairy back!

Punish her for ruining your well deserved wish.

@Shiza

Do what I normally do and just give into the issue.

Alcohol makes life natrually better so why give it up?

@Yaldabaoth

*Crosses his arms*

Yeah you do.

But don't do it in my group.

Try it in a more open area.
Shiza_Salad
I mean, you're not wrong.
-Yaldabaoth-
*teleports to uninhabited island* *Fuses the island with the Metaverse before realizing the Metaverse was destroyed.*
Mishimans
@Hibiki

Because you are surprisingly happy for a persona with trust issues.

Normally it's the edge lords like Ta-chan and Akamoto that have these issues.

@Trillex

*Laughs*

Oh my god newbie you have a lot to learn.

*His eyes gleam*

There is no escape from the Nexus.

Your are stuck with the insane people forever.
Bonafied-Monafied
Ok, I slapped her, but now she turned me into a frog. I don't know what to do.
Fear_Freak
Interesting..well anyway I kinda have an issue myself you see when ever I try to recreate my frownies I can't recreate the frownie face itself...it's not the same without the proper face.
Trillex
@Mishimans Dude, that ain't funny! Please tell me how I can get out of here! In exchange I'll help with wathever you want. I'll even work work for free!
Hibiki
I don't think I really have trust issues...
Mishimans
@Shiza_Salad

I know I'm not.

Alcohol is the cure for all of life's stupid problems.

@Yaldabaoth

*Shouts*

LAME!

@Bonafied

Continues existing as a frog from now on. Frogs happen to be very cute creatures.
Bonafied-Monafied
B-b-but!....ok...
Mishimans
@Fear_Freak

Okay first of all ...

What is a frownie?

@Trillex

*Puts on a serious face*

I'm really not joking.

There is no proven way to leave the Nexus.

*Thinks for a sec*

Actually if you die then you might be able to leave.

@Hibiki

You really are a mess of issues aren't you.
Fear_Freak
It must have been a long time since that meeting remember there chocolate squares really good and have a frownie face on it by using cream.
Mishimans
@Fear_Freak

Oh yeah that was back when I was a wolf.

Those frownies were pretty good.

*Looks serious*

Have you tried crying into the frownies?

Your tears may make them sad enough to frown.
Fear_Freak
How does that even work? I just feel like I lost my artistic touch.
Trillex
NO WAY I'M GONNA DIE!
*Gives up his hopes of leaving with a deep breath*
Very well...
Anyway, if this is a therapy I could lend you a hand with something. I "kinda" studied psychology, or I could clean up the place for you, in order to understand better this place and the people who lives in.
How 'bout that?
Akamoto_Nanaka
*warps in and spills Apple juice on Mishi's head*
Shiza_Salad
@Mishimans

My boy Bojangles the interdimensional demon from beyond the nexus says that, and I quote, "That'll kill ya."
Mishimans
@Fear_Freak

Hmm if it's an issue of artistic touch ...

Then maybe you should kill people for inspiration?

I heard that watching blood hit the ground was therapeutic.

@Trillex

Nice to see that you accepted things so quickly.

*Passes him a broom*

Your welcome to clean around here if you want.

Oh also can you please get me some alcohol?
Bonafied-Monafied
I need some new advice. Now that I am a frog, what do I do? What should I do? I'm confused.
Trillex
@Mishimans Y-yes! I'll be right back!
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Nanaka

*Grabs her by the hair*

Do I even want to know why you did that?

@Shiza

Death by alcohol is the best kind of death.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Shaigis said if I did that I'd have even more luck.
Trillex
*Runs away without even knowing where to find the alcohol*
Shiza_Salad
@Mishimans

Fair enough, I guess. I'm still gonna listen to Bojangles though.
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Wait, can we even die in the nexus?
Bonafied-Monafied
OOC: Has there ever been a death at all yet?
Mishimans
@Bonafied-Monafied

Find a new home preferably in a lake.

Then buy yourself some clothes please!

Your naked right now.
Bonafied-Monafied
Alright, is there a lake somewhere in the Nexus?
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Nanaka

*Let's go of her hair*

You know that animal dung gives you true luck right?

Wipe some on Shaigis and you'll be eternally lucky.

@Shiza

Go ahead and listen to Bojangles.

You'll be missing out though.
Shiza_Salad
OOC: @Bonafied-Monafied Why does your pfp look like my cat?
Fear_Freak
Kill to find my artistic touch......Ah idea! I think I know what I can do thank you for my shadow comrade!
Bonafied-Monafied
OOC: I am your cat! Nah but I just looked up cat grog on google and got this. Maybe your cat is secretly a model for frog hoods.
Shiza_Salad
OOC: I mean, anything's possible.
Akamoto_Nanaka
I get the feeling you people are playing with me kuz I'm dumb...

That's not nice y'know...

*warps away*
Mishimans
@Bonafied-Monafied

There is a secret lake in the attic of Leblanc.

@Fear_Freak

Your welcome.

Keep the blood to a minimum.
Bonafied-Monafied
I must go and claim my lake!
-EliteKnight-
@Mishimans

No, I've not tried courting....I believe I should try but I've no confidence.

OOC: I had to go do something for a bit. Sorry for being gone
Trillex
*runs toward @Mishimans* "Here... *pant pant*, I brought you the alcohol. Could you at least tell me where to find it!
Well, I guess it was usefull to understand the place better."

@Bonafied-Monafied "Oh, what a beautiful frog!"
Mishimans
Good Luck with the lack claiming!
Mishimans
*Lake
Bonafied-Monafied
Thank you for everything! *Hops away*
Mishimans
@-EliteKnight-

What no confidence!

But your a knight you should be surrounded by ladies already.

Girls around these parts admire suits of armor and fine weaponry.

@Trillex

Sorry I assumed that alcohol could be found everywhere.

*Takes a sip of alcohol*

Oh wow you brought the good stuff.


Hibiki
You seem like more of a mess than me.
Trillex
@Mishimas You know, the place ain't bad when you get used to it, but still, everyone is creepy around here. How do I know who to trust?
Mishimans
@Hibiki

I am not a mess!

I am just a very unique individual.
-EliteKnight-
@Mishimans

You...you are right. Hmm....I....after my former love departed, I've been unable to think of other women. But even the undead should be happy....I shall go courting! Thank you, Lord Mishi!
Mishimans
@Trillex

Yep people be creeping in the Nexus.

*Thinks on the question*

Trust has basically wrecked me at this point.

But a safe method I have found is to pretend to trust everyone when in reality you don't.

It makes betrayal that much easier to face and it leaves you on everyone's good books.
Mishimans
@-EliteKnight-

Good luck you suave knight!
Trillex
@Mishimans True enough. Sorry for the lame question but i guess this people isn't like me.
Is there any way to become a little bit like them? you know, in an hypotetical fight I would die immediatly, am I right?
Mishimans
@Trillex

Yes in a fight you would most likely die right away.

But so what I'm sure you have other redeeming qualities that others don't.

*Motions to his room*

That is the beauty of this place!

You can be as weird as you want and people can't really give you crap for that.

You don't need to be as messed up as the rest of us to fit in.
Hibiki
You're a mess.
Mishimans
@Hibiki

Geez can you please stop judging me.

Therapy is meant to be a judge free zone.
Trillex
@Mishimans Sounds cool, very well, I'll finish cleaning and then I'll explore the nexus on my own, to understand everything better.
See you soon!
Mishimans
@Trillex

Go explore the Nexus newbie!

Remember your always welcome back here if things get too strange.
Mishimans
*Drinks the rest of the alcohol*

*Cheeks turn slightly red*
Hibiki
[sighs]
at least there's drinks here...
Mishimans
I'm surprised that no one stole the drinks.

Last time Akamoto just took an entire table of soda.
Akamoto_Nanaka
He only took 8, and he paid for them later...
Hibiki
I think I saw someone taking a lot but at least they didn't steal all of them.
Shiza_Salad
*Enters*

What about stealing?

*Grabs two 2 liter soda bottles*

These are mine now.

*Walks out*
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Nanaka

He never paid me back.

@Hibiki

Yeah Kotone was taking a lot but at least she has limits.
Mishimans
*Glares at the spot where the soda was*

Why do I even fucking bother anymore?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Can I have a soda?
Mishimans
Go ahead Nanaka ....

My life is a wreck and someone keeps stealing soda but yeah go ahead.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Thank you!
*takes a soda and hides it*
Mishimans
Also tell your brother that he still owes me cash.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Ok.
Akamoto_Nanaka
1600 yen
Mishimans
*Accepts the cash*

Thank now I won't have to hunt him down.
Kazuya
Yo Mishy!
Hey...isn't it kind of ironic that you, of all people, is running this place?
Mishimans
Hey Kazuya.

I don't see the irony.

Please enlighten me on it.
Kazuya
I mean...

*Points at him*

You were at the top of the angst meter a few days ago, even above Ta-chan.
But anyway!

*He laughs*

How's it going? Did you have any trouble?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Why are you here...
Mishimans
I-I was not!

*Tries to hide his blush*

Things have been going decent recently. I have just been suffering a few hangovers and even now I feel off due to some mystery alcohol that Shaigis gave me.

Ever since I decided to stay out of things from now on things have been chill for me.
Kazuya
I'm happy things are working out for you, man!

*Turns to Nanaka*

Why? Well, I was curious and I said to myself "I'll go and say hi to my good friend Mishy"!
Mishimans
*Leans against the wall*

Holy shit is that alcohol x powerful.

I can barely even make out the room anymore.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Watch out Mishi, Kazuya says you're his friend. Get in an argument with him and say something he doesn't like and he'll drop you like a newborn giraffe.
Mishimans
Hey Kazuya do you mind taking over my therapy group.

*groans*

I needs to see a certain Shaigis about this.

*Leaves*
Kazuya
For the last TIME. NANAKA.
I was too tired to deal with anything at that particular moment! I had to deal with a lot of shit that day.
Seriously, god dammit...
*He leaves*