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Mishimans
Possession Therapy
Finally I'm free from the possession of Ramengod, but I believe that I currently suffering a bit of Stockholm syndrome after my release.
Master
*puts a bowl of ramen on table and leaves whistling*
MakotoYuki14
Stop it get some help
Mishimans
It weird ...

Like obviously I wanted to not be possessed, but at the same time being controlled by another entity allowed me to not think for myself.

Which is kind of good I guess?
Akamoto_Shinji
Don't worry, I hear thats normal. It should go away after a while.
Mishimans
@Master

There is no way that I am falling for that same trick again Igor.

You really are a terrible person
Mishimans
@MakotoYuki14

What kind of help though and from who?

I don't even know where to start with this.
Master
This is what happens when you stay awake few days in a row. You can easily tell from my eyes.
Mishimans
*Makes the mistake of looking at Igor's creepy bloodshot eyes*

Dude maybe you need the therapy instead of me ...
Master
We all know what happens when you leave one addiction... you fall into another.
Mishimans
Hopefully this weird feeling goes away soon, but it's not just that ...

I also feel kind of dumb for being the only person to fall fully under the effects of gluttony.
Mishimans
@Master

Are you trying to jinx my "Rehabilitation"
Mishimans
Makes me wonder why no one else was affected by gluttony when everyone feels hunger just the same.
MakotoYuki14
I'm quoting Michael Jordan
Mishimans
@MakotoYuki14

Why couldn't you quote Shia Lebouf instead???
Master
I'm just sad that my donations for ramengod are going to be wasted now.
Mishimans
I am also currently suffering a massive stomach ache after eating many bowls of ramen over a period of two days.

All you people that warned me about my absurd consumption were right.
Tatsuya
I'm just curious if my tattoo helped any. And glad to hear your free.
Mishimans
@Master

You can still donate towards my therapy and redeem yourself as a person.

After all it is your fault that I fell under ramengod's influence for the second time.
Akamoto_Shinji
Yup, the tattoo combined with a stungun snapped him out of it.
Master
Fine, I will let my assistant know that you are under our watchful eye now.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

Your tattoo did help for like five minutes and then afterwards it caused me absolute agony.

I could almost feel the skin burning off my arm...

Anyway yep I am back to my usual trash self.
Mishimans
@Master

Wait I think you didn't understand my request.

All I want is your money after you tempted me in the morning with ramen.

IGOR YOU FUCKING OWE ME!
Mishimans
@Master

Wait I think you didn't understand my request.

All I want is your money after you tempted me in the morning with ramen.

IGOR YOU FUCKING OWE ME!
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh... it wasn't supposed to hurt you? I figured the pain was supposed to pull you back to your senses.
Mishimans
How did my thing just double post???
MakotoYuki14
Cause of lag
Master
I guess your anger is so big that you are losing control again. At this rate you could turn into another sin.
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Shinji

I didn't even know what the tattoo was supposed to do. I just assumed that it would clear my mind or something.

Not give me agonizing pain ...

If I knew this affect ahead of time then I would have just allowed them to raid my palace.
Mishimans
@Master

I hope you remember that I hate you.
Tatsuya
No it is meant to hurt if you get taken over. I'm just wondering how it got past though. What did you do take a gift from it?
Master
I'm delighted.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

Next time please warn me about any pain inducing side effects.
Akamoto_Shinji
In my experience pain does usually help with possession. However whether or not the tattoo was made to do that I don't know.
Tatsuya
Ok who are you and what have you done with Igor?
Tatsuya
It's only more than a tiny tinge if you get possessed. You must of invited the damn thing in.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

As you can see right now I am putting the blame on Igor for my possession.

There is a reason for this placement of blame...

In the morning when I visited the velvet room. Igor tempted me with ramen while insulting my existence.

I believe this is when the possession began to one agian oocur.
Akamoto_Shinji
Does eating possessed Ramen count as inviting it?
Tatsuya
*Tatsuya slaps his forehead* Good god you took ramen from the Ramen god didn't you?
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

I also made the mistake of consuming Ramegod's ramen, but that only occurred after a ramen based gofund me page and an existential crisis.
Mishimans
Whoops

*shrugs*
Akamoto_Shinji
Still... it probably didn't help.
Mishimans
@Master

You better pray that I am never motivated enough to kill you.
Tatsuya
*Sighs* Ok first rule of not getting your mind taken over? Never take something from a being that's trying to control you! What are they teaching in schools these days.
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Shinji

Yep consuming that ramen probably did not help me in the least. Although in my defense I was already kind of gone by that point.

You could say the gift was more of a final blow.
Tatsuya
Also if you want us to poke in your Palace we can. Hell I say you can come if ya want might learn something about yourself.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

Well by the time Ramengod offered his gift I was already kind of gone. The tattoo did wake me up in some instances, but for the majority of the day the only thing I could think of was ramen.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

Thanks for the offer, but it is still a big nope for me. Now that Ramengod is gone I have no reason to allow anyone into my palace. Also who knows what you people could possibly do to me ....
Tatsuya
Hmm sounds like you need to learn more about focusing your mind then. I suggest thinking only of murdering whatever is trying to take you over.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

Thanks for the advice.

Next time a god tries to possess me again I will just fight them off by reaching nirvana.

Much Helpful Much thanks ...
Mishimans
Also how many times do you think I am going to get possessed???

Tatsuya
Pfft I didn't say you need to do that. Just think of one thing dumbass. Or you could just knock yourself out if the tattoo acts up.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

That is even more difficult, because my mind is always in like twenty different place at once.

It takes me a lot of effort just to ignore my desire to kill my true self everday.

I think I will just go with the knock out option instead. Hopefully, I don't get any future brain damage from doing that continuously.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

I recommend that you check out Igor if you have the time. The entire day he has been outright supporting my addiction and even attempting to get something out of it.
Tatsuya
Well better get some chloroform or something then. And for once I don't have what you need.
Tatsuya
Hmm this doesn't sound like Igor to me. The one I knew was a steadfast Ally of humanity even if his boss bet all our lives in a game.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

When you kill Igor please let me know. The deformed dwarf has it coming at this point.

It's fine if you don't have what I need no one ever does...

I'm used to not really being helped at this point so meh.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

Well the Igor I dealt with was nothing like that and he even too pleasure in seeing me suffer. So yeah I wouldn't trust him too readily anymore.
Mishimans
Or maybe this new Igor was the true Igor all along. That would make for a fun plot twist.
3xcal1bur
Kick Igor in the fucking balls
Mishimans
@3xcal1bur

Shh dude that's like my plan c towards dealing with Igor.

Plan a is to egg the velvet room when he is not in.