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Mishimans
Gofund my Addiction
Right now I am broke and starving which is a pretty shitty combination. If anyone is willing to fund me some cash. I will use it towards feeding myself with the good ramen.
Mishimans
I may even give you a reward if you provide me with a few gold bars.
-TheAkiraKurusu-
Why not become a pastafarian? Worship the flying spaghetti monster. We'll give you free money
3xcal1bur
maybe you should go get medical help?
ramen kills pretty quick if you're not careful.
Akamoto_Shinji
Couldn't you just sell the reward for some money?
Firematthew
Why not start up a restaurant that serves only quality ramen, so you can make crap tons of money so you can buy and eat more ramen?
Firematthew
I'm only saying this because I know there is no way in hell any of us is going to get you off of ramen.
Soupicide
Sell your kidney. That should net you some cash.
Taiga_Aisaka
Can you use chopsticks now?
Mao
Why not just buy money?
Taiga_Aisaka
@Mao
OOC: This man knows what's up.
Mishimans
*Clutches head and groans for a sec*

@-TheAkiraKurusu

The flying spaghetti monster is nothing more than a false prophet ...

*Head stops hurting*

Okay wow that just felt a bit weird. I can't become a pastafraian, because that will waste valuble effort that cane be used towrads consuming ramen.
Mishimans
@3xcal1bur

I'm too broke to afford medical help.
Master
I heard Kawakami got this all figured out.
Mishimans
@Akamoto_Shinji

The reward is a tiny sticker that looks like this

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So nope not getting much cash out of it
IamThou
I will fund therapy, howbowdah?
Mishimans
@Firematthew

Can't start a restaurant if I can't cook. Last time I tried to cook I nearly lit the kitchen on fire.
Akamoto_Shinji
Ah, Would you take a donation in Gil? I used the last of my yen last night.
Chie_Fsteakonaka
Only if you get a Fsteak bowl
Firematthew
@Mishimans Then learn how to cook ramen, then get better and better. That or just hire people who are dedicated to the ramen cause and know how to cook.
Mishimans
@Soupicide

I might try organ donation if I become really desperate. But, as of right now I need my body intact to consume ramen.

@Taiga_Asuka

Chopsticks are still bullshit. Just throw you face in the bowl and consume it like a starving wolf.
Master
Create religion similar to The Flying Spaghetti Monster but with Ramen
Akamoto_Shinji
Thats... one way to eat your food I guess.
Mishimans
@IamThou

Wait why do you think I need therapy???

When a shadow and ramen fall in love it is simply a natural process of life.
Hillock
@Master he already did. We fought it.
Chie_Fsteakonaka
the flying Fsteak Monster god religion ! aka Fsteakianism !
Hillock
Please, no more food religions
Mishimans
@Master

Ramnegod already exists although right now i'm trying to stave off his temptation.

As you can see this Resistance against Ramengod is going well for me.
Chie_Fsteakonaka
Get addicted to steak instead. It's way better.
Mishimans
@Firematthew

Two great ideas ...

Only issue is my lack of money to do that.
Master
Maybe i will succumb then...
Firematthew
@Mishimans I will loan you 1 million yen. I would like it all back by the beginning of summer. No interest until summer begins at which point I will add 2% a week.
Hillock
@Good work @Mishimans! Keep it up!
Firematthew
For the restaurant's funding.
Mishimans
@Master

If you could provide me with the ramen you made this morning that would be very helpful.
Mishimans
@Chie_Fsteakonaka

Steak can't compare to the wonders that ramen can provide.
Master
*Puts on a chef hat* Hmph. Fine.
Mishimans
@Hillock

Thanks for the support! It feels nice that someone can appreciate my struggle against possession by a food god. Tatsuya even provided me with an anti-possesion tattoo to prevent what happened yesterday.

Although I think it's broken, because it has has been glowing and causing me pain all day.

*Shows a glowy tattoo*

Astarte
I'll invest 10% of the Okumura shares into supplying you with Ramen!
Mishimans
@Firematthew

Okay I am good with those terms now lend me the cash so I can finally get some ramen.
Chie_Fsteakonaka
@Astarte how about throwing some funds into Fsteak ?
Mishimans
@Astarte

*Hugs Astarte*

Thank you so much! You don't know how much it means to me to afford so much ramen.
Mishimans
So far this fundme thread has been going really well.
Firematthew
*Lends @Mishimans 1 million yen* Let's see if you can actually get me back this cash before summer begins. (IC muttering: Let's also hope you actually use this cash for the restaurant and not spend it all on ramen to eat for yourself)
Master
I will give you 1% when i am paying taxes.
Mao
I will give you 3 dollars
Astarte
Ah, no problem!
Mishimans
@Firematthew

Yep your cash will come back...

Guess who is going to the local convenience store.
Mishimans
@Master

Do you even pay taxes?

@Mao

Thank you kind sir.

Master
Yes , i rent 5cm x 50cm in Paulownia Mall.
Mishimans
@Master

Then I will gratefully take the share of taxes that your offering me towards ramen and all it's by products.
Firematthew
OOC: Now I'm wondering if I'm going to end up with 1 million yen's worth of Ramen... or if I'm actually going to get it back in cash. Well done @Mishimans for keeping me guessing.
FutabaIsMyLife
good meme
Mishimans
@Firematthew

It is my job to remain mysterious to everyone else that is around me.
Mishimans
The only one who can truly know me is Ramengod.
Ramengod
Right
Mishimans
@Ramengod

Thank you for gracing my good thread with your presence.