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Mishimans
The Nexus Host Club
(You push open two brightly colored doors only to be blinded by a light. Once you open your eyes again you see a huge ballroom filled with classical furniture. As you stand at the door a bunch of rose petals fly past you. You notice a sign on the door to your left.)

Enter paradise at your own risk.
Mishimans
*Sips his tea*

Can't wait to see the little lambs that enter my domain.
Kuudere
Wow, this place is big. And pretty. There's just SOO much.

*simply stands in the doorway basking in the area's beauty*
Hillock
*Enters*
Bartendeeeeeeeer.
Bourboooooooooon.
Pleaaaaaaaaaaase.
Mishimans
*Approaches the door*

*Sticks out his hand to Kuudere in a luring gesture*

Your welcome to come in if you want.
Kuudere
Ummmm. Kitty Guy. I don't think they have alcohol here.
Inari
r e s e t ?
Kuudere
*stares at Mishimans for a moment*

Are you offering me candy? Because I was told not to go with people who offer me candy.
Mishimans
*Huff in annoyance*

We don't have such garish drink here.

If you want you can have some tea or coffee.
Hillock
Theeeeeeeeeeeeen.
Coooooooofffffffeeeeeeeee.
I neeeeeeeeeeed iiiiiiiiiiit.
Theeeee laaaaaaaaaagg is kiiiiiiiling meeeeeeeeee.
Mishimans
*Gives Kuudere an annoyed smile*

I am not offering you candy.

I am simply stating that you are welcome to enter my club.

*Mutters*

How dare this kid compare me to some common thug.
Kuudere
Well... If you're not offering me candy...

*thinks for a moment*

OK.

*runs in giggling*
Mishimans
*Claps his hands*

(A shadow wearing a butler uniform instantly appears pushing a cart toward Hillock. Once the shadow arrives he quietly pours some coffee and then bows.)

Shadow: I hope this is to your liking master.
Shiza_Salad
What is this place?
Hillock
*Drinks coffee while lagged. Then returns to normal*
Uf, that was close.
*Smiles at @Mishimans*
Thanks! You are a life saver!
Mishimans
@Kuudere

Be careful not to break anything.

It took some time getting the cash for this.

@Shiza

Welcome to my beautiful host club.
Shiza_Salad
But, what exactly is this place? I gathered that it was a host club, but what is its purpose?
Mishimans
Your welcome Hillock.

I'm glad that the coffee here was up to your standards.

*Claps his hands once again*

(The shadow gives a relived look and he quickly exits the room.)
Hillock
Hm... shadows... interesting...
This place is new, what is its function?
Mishimans
The purpose of this place is to entertain lost lambs that want a bit of fun.

*Sighs*

Although there are currently only guys here so I guess my club has become an area of recreation.

Kuudere
lost lambs.... So you're some sort of shepard?
*looks around again*
This place looks really fancy for a bunch of young sheep.
Mishimans
*Puts on a strained smile*

No I am not a Shepard.

By lambs I mean elegant young ladies.

*Mutters*

Preferably that befit my high standards.
Hillock
But there is no lady here!
Mishimans
*Glares at Hillock*

I know that!

*Finishes off his tea*

Guess I just have to lower my expectations.
Shiza_Salad
Well duh. Hard to pick up chicks when there aren't any.
Hillock
*Sigh* don't worry, they will come...
Mishimans
If you guys want I can have my servants put on a show for you.

Kuudere
OOOH. I love shows. I'd love to watch a show.
Kuroumi
*enters*
What's this place supposed to be?
Mishimans
Welcome Kuroumi to my elegant host club.

*Claps hands*

(Instantly a bunch of shadows dressed in circus uniforms appears. They look to Mishimans for guidance.)

Shadows: What would you have us do Master?
Shiza_Salad
You got any alcohol, Mishimans? I need a drink.
Kuudere
Kitty guy asked that earlier headband man. You'll make maid-guy angry asking for stuff like that.
Kuroumi
I need some tea.
Mishimans
Can you please not call me maid-guy ...

I believe that I am deserving of a better name.

*Glares at the shadows*

Surprise me.

(The shadows look and each other nervously and instantly spring into action. Within minutes they have one of their own strapped to a spin board and another taking out some knives.)

Shadows: Ladies and gentlemen we now present our skilled knife thrower.
Mishimans
*Claps his hands*

(A shadow quickly serves Kuroumi tea and then leaves.)
Hillock
Looks like shadows are afraid of you, @Mishimans...
Kuroumi
*Pats Hillock 57 times*
Might as well do it here.
Kuudere
*laughs*

Well what am I supposed to call you maid guy? You're dressed in a maid outfit. That's very noticeable.
Mishimans
*Laughs*

They simply cower a bit because they recognize my superiority over them.

Don't worry though I'm a nice boss.

(The knife thrower begins his act throwing knife around his partner. His partner looks very scared and is attempting not to tremble.)
Hillock
Nyaaaaaaaaa!
Thanks @Kuroumi!
Mishimans
*Gives Kuudere an exasperated look*

Can you just call me by my name?
Shiza_Salad
So, you don't have any bourbon?
Kuudere
*completely oblivious*

Your name's maid-guy maid-guy. At least until someone tells me otherwise.
Mishimans
@Shiza_Salad

No we don't have any alcohol.

This is meant to be a place of class. If you want we do have tea or coffee.

@Kuudere

*His eye twitches*

Can you please find a more befitting name for me.

Maid-guy does not really fit with my power.
Shiza_Salad
His name is Mishimans. Try not to piss him off. My name is not "headband man". My name is Shiza. Assassin. Mercenary. Need someone dead? I'm your guy. Here, have my card.

*Hands @Kuudere a business card*
Shiza_Salad
Dammit Mishimans, bourbon is classy. Coffee is if anything less classy than bourbon.
Kuroumi
*Yawns*
I'm always sleepy allova sudden. I slept all day yesterday though...
Kuudere
@Mishimans

*huffs*

Maybe I should call you angry guy. You're always being mean to me anyways.

@Shiza

Why would I need someone dead? No one's been THAT mean yet.
Mishimans
Alcohol is not classy!

That shit is only meant for people with issues.

*Turns to Kuroumi*

If you want you can sleep on one of the couches.
-EliteKnight-
This place looks like the Anor Londo Manor. Yet it is a bit cleaner....Master Gwyndolin never has anybody clean, and I'm no Silver Knight
Tatsuya
*walks in and looks at the shadows* ... Really a host club? Not even a normal one which is bad enough, no this one has shadows. So who's running it.
Shiza_Salad
@Mishimans Bourbon IS classy dammit! Whatever. Can I get an earl grey tea?

Trust me @Kuudere, you'll need it eventually. Just keep the card.
Mishimans
*Gives Kuudere a frustrated look*

I am trying to be nice to you but your not giving me anything to work with.


Kuudere
*looks at EliteKnight, obviously confused*
You're throwing out a lot of big words that don't mean much armor guy.

*waves to Tatsuya*
And hi Tatsu, angry guy seems to be running this place
Kazuya
*Walks in with his hands in his pockets*

This place never fails to amaze me.
Tatsuya
Oh Mishi huh? Hey Mishi why exactly do you think using shadows as workers is a good idea.
Mishimans
Welcome to my fine establishment Tatsu.

*Claps his hands*

(A shadow rushes in and delivers Shiza his tea.)

Mishimans
Well I am obviously better then the weak shadows you see here.

*Shrugs*

So I decided to use them since they weren't really doing anything better.
Shiza_Salad
Ah. Thanks.

*Takes the tea and takes a sip*

Hmm. Not as good as a bourbon blend from Leblanc, but not bad either.
Kuudere
*apparently bored*

Hey Angry guy? When is something exciting going to happen? Its like he's just throwing things at a board right now.

Tatsuya
*shakes his head* Alright but don't come crying to me if it backfires somehow.
Akamoto_Shinji
*warps in*
Host club? I worked at one of those for a bit...
Hey guys.
Kuroumi
*Sips tea*
How's work going for you, Shiza? I was wondering cause you always give out business cards.
KensukeKurosaki
*jumps though portal* Hello
Tatsuya
*stares at Shinji bewildered* You a host club? How the hell did that happen.
Mishimans
*Gazes at the dart act*

Your right this is getting boring ...

*Glares at the shadows*

Hey step up your act all you!

(The shadow throwing knives loses focus mid throw at the command. The badly tossed knife ends up hitting his partner in the head. The pierced shadow let's out a terrible cry of pain but the other shadows ignore his suffering. Instead they focus on creating a better follow up act.)
Akamoto_Shinji
It was for a job. Though, that was a woman's host club I worked for...
*shudder*
Those are memories better left untouched.
Mishimans
*Looks pleased again*

Welcome all of you to my elegant club.

I hope you have an adequate time here.
Kuudere
*laughs*

That was cool. Can we do it again?

On second thought, that might get old... Maybe something else would be better.
Shiza_Salad
It's been a bit slow, to be honest @Kuromi. I just hand them out as an introduction at this point. It's hard to drum up business.
Kazuya
*He crosses his arms as he looks at Shinji*

There is so much of you I admire, but also a lot of things about you scare me.

*He laughs*
Tatsuya
Wow you've turned into a bond villain level of bad boss. I'm truly impressed Mishi. *He speaks with the most deadpan face*

And for a job huh. Yeah let's not talk about it sounds bad.
Akamoto_Nanaka
*walks in*
OH GOD THE PETA-
*cough cough gag*
Mishimans
Hey servants hold up!

(The shadows instantly stop what they are doing and gaze at Mishimasn intently.)

*Gazes at Kuudere in interest*

What do you have in mind?
Kuroumi
Hope your business goes well Shiza.
Akamoto_Shinji
I scare me too Kaz, that was the time I realized wearing woman's clothes made me feel strangely.... comfortable....
Kuudere
*thinks for a moment*

I dunno, maybe they could fight or something... Oh, wait, wait, Do they know any tricks? Like they could do a magic show. That would be cool. And I don't mean like, shooting ice and stuff. I mean a REAL magic show.
Shiza_Salad
I hope so too. I might have to sell my soul to the old eldritch gods soon. By the way, has anyone seen a man with a large dog recently? I've been hired to off him. And his dog.
Mishimans
@Tatsuya

I am not a bad boss.

These shadows are simply obeying the most superior out of all of them.
Akamoto_Shinji
Magic show? Like this?
*walks over and pulls a coin from behind Kuu's ear*
Kazuya
*He walks towards Shinji and places his hands on his shoulders*

I have too dressed like a woman in the past...I understand that feeling.
Akamoto_Shinji
Wait seriously Kaz? I thought it was just me....
You aren't just saying that to get a laugh are you? -_-
Kuudere
*giggles*

Kinda like that Shinji, but with more exciting stuff. Like daring escapes. And the thing where you saw an assistant in half
Mishimans
*Smirks*

I like the way you think.

*Points at two shadows*

Reveal yourselves and fight!

(The two shadows instantly change into thier true forms. One turns into an inugami and the other turns into a jack frost. They begin to intensely fight each other.)
KensukeKurosaki
So whats up ?
Akamoto_Nanaka
*is on the ground choking in front of the door*
Mishimans
*Grows disgusted at the mess left by the previous shadow*

*claps his hands*

Someone clean that filth up please!

(A shadow instantly rushes to the mess and hesitantly burns the remains of his comrade.)
Kuroumi
Is Nana okay?
KensukeKurosaki
.....she is a goddess, she will be fine
Shiza_Salad
Doesn't look it.
KensukeKurosaki
....some lewd and she will be fnei
Kazuya
So like...don't tell anyone I said this buuuut back in my high school days, I used to cross dress a lot...it wasn't my choice of course, but...yeah...a yew years ago a looked really girly. I still kind of do, but...yeah.
KensukeKurosaki
NANA IF YU DIE YOU CAN'T LEWD PEOPLE!
Kuudere
I'm sure Big Sis will be fine. She's always fine.. More importantly.

*watches the shadows fight, excited*

So cooool.
Mishimans
Is Nana dying?
-EliteKnight-
*proceeds to drink a cup of tea rather....eloquently. How in gods name does a knight know tea drinking posture?* hmmm....
Kuroumi
I feel like it's going to go downhill soon. I'm going to sleep.
*Lays on one of the multiple couches and falls asleep almost instantly*
Akamoto_Shinji
Heh, According to Aqua I'm still pretty feminine, why do you think I have a scowl as my default expression?

Nanaka and I are twins after all, put us side by side in the same clothing, with the same expression, and you'd be surprised how hard it would be to tell us apart.

Except for the... y'know, the boobs thing.
Kazuya
Well, you do have a point...

*He thinks for a moment*

You know what the Nexus is missing?
Mishimans
*Watches the Shadow fight*

This could be made more interesting.

*Claps his hands to get their attention*

If none of you dies within the next five minutes then I will have to kill the lot of you myself!

(The fight suddenly becomes much more brutal as both shadow fight to continue existing.)
Akamoto_Shinji
What?
Mishimans
*Starts drinking another cup of tea*

*rests his feet on a table*

I should have done this idea a while ago.
Kazuya
A cross dressing contest!
Strike_Noir
*Enters in looking around*

This place is to gucci in my opinion...
Akamoto_Shinji
Sounds like fun. I'll join. We'd have to have Lux be there, enforce a No Magic rule....
Akamoto_Nanaka
*face is starting to turn colors as she desperately
tries to gasp for air*
Mishimans
Can you host this cross dressing contest in my club?

I really need some more females in here.
3xcal1bur
Jesus christ what is this place
some kinda weeaboo haven
Strike_Noir
*sets his optice to black and white*

That's better and a WHAT contest?!
Shiza_Salad
*Finishes tea*

Eh, fuck it.

*Walks over to Nanaka*

What the hell's wrong with her? Is she choking on a solid or gaseous substance?
Mishimans
@Strike_Noir

Thank you.

Glad to see that people enjoy it.
Akamoto_Shinji
You're right now that I think about it... There's only one girl in here....
Kazuya
*He turns to Nanaka*

Uhm...should we help somehow...?
Kuroumi
*opens her eyes for a moment*
Stop choking.
*goes back to sleeping*
Akamoto_Shinji
*is facing away from the door and is too far from it to here Nanaka*
Strike_Noir
*looks at Mishimans*

That is interesting usually people get offended to opinions.
Tatsuya
Cross dressing? Really some people are actually going to do that?
Akamoto_Shinji
Nanaka? She's here? Where?
*begins looking around*
Shiza_Salad
AKAMOTO! SHE'S CHOKING YOU DICK! HELP HER!
Mishimans
(The shadow fight finally arrives at it's climatic conclusion once the Jack Frost pierces the Inugami with ice. The Inugami is left bleeding on the floor with a gaping hole on its stomach.)

Well that was fun.

Time to think of a new act.
Kazuya
Man...she's right there...!

*He points at Nanaka*

And hell yeah, Ta-chan, and I will cross dress voluntarily as well.
Akamoto_Shinji
SHIT!
*warps to Nanaka and punches her in the gut*
Strike_Noir
...

*had to reset his four optics behind his lenses after just looking something that he regrets*
Tatsuya
Huh good on you Kaz, I'll only do that if Maya asked... And even then just in front of her.
Mishimans
@Strike_Noir

Well I don't get easily offended since I already know that my club is the best.
KensukeKurosaki
*sits next to @Kuroumi* tjis is weird
Akamoto_Nanaka
*coughs as she's punched, causing the flower petals to exit her windpipe*

....ouchie.
Kuroumi
*wakes up*
So people are voluntarily cross-dressing in here? I'd be a judge in this cross-dressing competition.
Akamoto_Shinji
If you guys noticed then why the hell did you just sit there and watch?
Kazuya
*He point up with excitement*

We're totally going to have a cross-dressing competition here! Heck yeah!
KensukeKurosaki
And i would be a participant, my past self has a cross dressing history no?
Mishimans
*Gazes at the Ingumai's blood*

Can someone clean that up.

I don't need any of you defiling my nice carpet.

(The Ingumai's corpse is quickly dragged away while his blood is burned off the carpet)

Kazuya
*Turns to Nanaka*

I'm sorry, but I can't hit her...
Tatsuya
I'll cheer Kaz on.. Though I have to get to work in about an hour.
Shiza_Salad
I wasn't sure what she was choking on @Akamoto_Shinji! I thought she was choking on some sort of smoke or something cause I didn't see her consume anything!
Mishimans
If your really having the contest then I must be a judge too.

I actually have taste unlike most people.
Kuroumi
I think you cross-dressed once Ken.
Shiza_Salad
I'll judge the contest. I'm sure as hell not participating.
Tatsuya
Yeah I'm not gonna enter. Just not my style.
Akamoto_Shinji
Its called the heimlich maneuver Kaz...
Whatever...
We still need lux.
Mishimans
We can have a three judge panel for the contest.
Akamoto_Shinji
C'mon Tats, Have a little fun!
Mishimans
*Smirks*

Aww Tatsu afraid that your masculinity will suffer once you put on a dress?

Akamoto_Nanaka
*stands up*
Nana.... Nana wants to join.... *cough*
Kazuya
*He crosses his arms, smirking*

Geez Ta-chan, I didn't know you were this insecure.
KensukeKurosaki
hey @Kuroumi i have a favor to ask
Kuroumi
Yes, Ken?
Kuudere
Soooo.... What's cross dressing? It sounds like fun.
KensukeKurosaki
I need you to do my makeup, i wanna be a convincing girl.....i'm trusting you not to draw a dick on my face?
Kuroumi
Nope.
*falls asleep*
Tatsuya
*he shrugs* I'm not gonna do something I don't want too just for your amusement. There's one person who can get me to do that she's hardly ever around. Call me insecure if you will Kaz I just don't feel like it.
Mishimans
Hmmm ...

Since this cross dressing contest is a actual thing I guess I should make the stage.

*Claps his hands*

Servants make me a stage!

(An army of shadows appear and begin constructing an intricate stage. With their large numbers they easily finish the construction in under five minutes. Whats left is a large star at the other end of the door complete with lighting and curtains.)
KensukeKurosaki
...damn it kuro, failing me when i need you most
Mishimans
*Sighs*

Tatsu that is kind of lame.

But I guess I understand the feeling.

I wouldn't want to cross dress either since people don't deserve me as entertainment.
Kuroumi
*opens her eyes*
I'm no good in fashion.
*closes her eyes and sleeps*
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi that's ok mate, hey tatsuya, can you do my makeup?
Tatsuya
... Ken why would I Know anything about make up? I mean I can try but I Know​ nothing.
Kazuya
Geez Mishy, but you're always dresses as a maid.

*He laughs*

Well...when should we start?
KensukeKurosaki
@tatsuya...make me pretty
Tatsuya
*stares at Ken deadpan* I've got no idea how.
Mishimans
The maid dress is a sign of my superiority above all shadows.

*Calls up a few shadows*

If you follow my servants they will show you to the backrooms so you can prepare.
KensukeKurosaki
ummm
@Mishishimans, i am a maid to yknow
Kazuya
Okay~!

*He follows the shadows with a big smile on his face*
Mishimans
@KensukeKurosaki

Since when were you a maid?
Kuudere
Soooo what you're saying Angry guy. Is that you dress like a servant so they know you're not a servant? That's kinda weird.
Akamoto_Shinji
*warps to room*
The_Hunter
*enters in his eyes glow white and a sigil eradiating out of his back*

...
-EliteKnight-
Um, I'd say I'm rather good at judging cross dressers.....

*he'd rather not say it, but he's talking about his master*
KensukeKurosaki
I am @Ene's maid remember
Mishimans
*Glares at Kuudere*

My dress happens to be world's better then what my servants are wearing. By looking at it my servants know that they are worth less then dirt.
Shiza_Salad
I'd rather watch instead of participating. Don't mind me...
Kuroumi
*murmurs with her eyes closed*
I'll probably be asleep by then...
Mishimans
Who exactly is participating in the cross dressing competition then?
Shiza_Salad
Not I, that's for sure.
Kazuya
*Yells from afar*

Me!!
Kuudere
*apparently oblivious*

So you're saying you're like a maid over the other maids. Kinda like a Maid Captain or something?

*eyes light up*

That's what I'll call you, angry Maid Captain.
Akamoto_Shinji
Ore!
-EliteKnight-
I'd like to apply for judge
Mishimans
All the competitors should be at the back rooms by now.

Also we already have two judges me and Kuroumi.

*Looks at Kuudere and sighs*

I'm just done with you at this point.
KensukeKurosaki
IM READY
KensukeKurosaki
I look beautiful
KensukeKurosaki
I can't come out yet....sigh
Kuudere
*begins looking around anxiously*

T... Thanks Angry Maid Captain. B.. But I just remembered. I.. I need to go practice. S.. So I'll see you around. S... Sorry for missing the contest thing.
Akamoto_Shinji
I'll go last!
Mishimans
*Claps his hands*

Someone go check on the contestants.

(A shadow walks by the each of the back rooms to see if each contestant is ready.)
KensukeKurosaki
I want to be first
KensukeKurosaki
I'm ready mr shadow!
Mishimans
*Looks at Kuudere curiously*

Why are you suddenly so nervous?

I thought you were having fun with pissing me off.
Kuudere
*looks around again*

T... That's not important. I.. I just shouldn't be here right now. B.. Bad idea.

*makes for the door*
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: can we hurry this up
Kazuya
*He yells once again*

I'm almost ready! Don't worry!
The_Hunter
*takes a seat next to the elite knight but begins loosing his shumanity via his skin shriviling up*
Mishimans
(The shadow comes back and whispers in Mishimans ear.)

Nice looks like the contestants are ready.

Servant go ahead and announce.

(An elegantly dressed shadow walks up to the stage and takes out a mike.)

Shadow: Welcome one and all to the Host Club's first annual cross dressing competition. Today we see who is the most feminine man among females!
Mishimans
*Get's impatient*

Can you hurry this up we don;t have all day!

(The shadow looks nervous for a second but then he quickly smiles again.)

Shadow: Our first competitor is Kensuke! May he put on a spectacular show for us.

(The shadows moves to the edge of the stage.)
KensukeKurosaki
*walks out*
http://static.zerochan.net/Morishige.Sakutaro.full.1428684.jpg
Hello! My name is Kensuke Kurosaki, I'm from Byukaden Senior High and I am so excited to be here right now!
KensukeKurosaki
I hope you all like my appearance, my lovely friend Tatsu really helped
Kuroumi
*Is asleep*
KensukeKurosaki
I am going to show you something amazing today, *pulls out gun and shoots self in the dead*
KensukeKurosaki
*jumps out of portal* Tadaa and shit, now for the main event, I will wake up sleeping beauty!
Mishimans
I give Kensuke points for style but his dress appears to be lacking.
KensukeKurosaki
http://static.zerochan.net/Morishige.Sakutaro.full.1428684.jpg

Just cos I'm a maid
KensukeKurosaki
....*alks up to kuroumi* and now to wake up sleeping beauty
KensukeKurosaki
All sleeping beauty needed was a kiss from her prince...
KensukeKurosaki
*kisses @Kuroumi*
KensukeKurosaki
........(please don't hurt me)
KensukeKurosaki
*walks back to the stage* I just did this for the lols, have fun!
Mishimans
*Looks at Kensuke with surprise*

Damn we have a dead man walking here.
KensukeKurosaki
I can't die, if i were mortal, I never would have done that
KensukeKurosaki
....*looks at kuro and blushes* Thank you for having me *bows and walks back*
Mishimans
*Grows bored*

Anyway it's time for the next act!

(The shadow once again moves to center stage.)

Shadow: Our next contestant happens to be Akamoto. May he put on an equally good presentation.
KensukeKurosaki
NO HE WON'T
KensukeKurosaki
OR SHE, DON'T KNOW WHICHONE
Akamoto_Shinji
IM LAST! GO KAZ!
Kuroumi
Shut up, you already had your turn.
Akamoto_Shinji
I AIN'T READY YET
KensukeKurosaki
.......*has shut up*
Mishimans
*Glares at the shadow*

So you made a mistake huh.

Fix it!

(The shadow quickly tears up the note card and reads the next one.)

Shadow: Oops look like I made a small error. I'm sorry folks. The next competitor is actually Kazuya!

(The shadow runs to the side of the stage and trembles in fear.)
Mishimans
Is Kazuya still around?
Mishimans
Akamoto it looks like you will have to go up next up.
Kuroumi
I'll murder the first competitor if Kazuya isn't.
Kazuya
*Yells again*

I'm sorry I was doing...something...I will come out soon!!
Mishimans
Well Kaz is gone ...

*Smirks*

Kuroumi you can go ahead and kill Kensuke now.
Akamoto_Shinji
KAZ WENT TO TAKE A PISS!
Mishimans
*Looks dissapointed*

Aww he came back.

Looks like murder is not a thing today.
Kuroumi
Dammit, I wanted to kill him for that kiss.
KensukeKurosaki
...........*is hiding*
KensukeKurosaki
........*is very scared of kuro*
Mishimans
*Rests his head on his hands*

So now we wait ...

Can we get some service here!

(A few shadows begin moving about the room ready to take a few orders.)
KensukeKurosaki
*attempts to sneak out past the judges...will he be caught*
Kuroumi
.... I see you there, Ken. Don't think you're going to escape. If you do, I won't show mercy.
KensukeKurosaki
...Yes, ma'am......
Kazuya
*Suddenly the light turn off, and happy song, similar to the ones idols sing, starts playing.*

I'm sorry for the wait guys!

*Kazuya runs into the stage as the spotlight follows him*

I was trying to look super perfect for my wonder fans, here I go!

*Kazuya is now wearing a really girly and colorful dress. Wearing a long wig of the same color as his own hair. His make up hides almost every single facial indication of him being a male.*

So, how do you like this, nya~!

*He makes a pose similar to the ones in Sailor Moon, as he gives everyone a big smile*

Mishimans
(One of the shadows instantly notices Kensuke attempting to escape. The shadows grabs him by the strap of his maid uniform.)

Shadow: Master we have a runner. What should we do with him?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hau~~~
Kazy looks cute!
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: ken already stopped, he is scarred of kuro
Mishimans
*Looks at Kaz with an indescribable expression*

Wow Kaz ...

Just wow.

I really don't know what to say about this.
Mishimans
OOC: Ignore the post about Ken it was late.
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: ok
Kuroumi
Everything's amazing.
Mishimans
*Claps*

I now officially have idol Kaz burned into my mind.

Mishimans
(The shadow pulls out his final card and reads from it.)

Shadow: Well that was something. Now for our final act this evening we have Akamoto.
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: that...woud genuinely be amazing if someone re-enacted that
Mishimans
OOC: Maybe Ene could re create this Kaz at a later date.
Kuroumi
OOC: That'd be beautiful.
Kazuya
OOC: Please do so.
Mishimans
OOC: Will do then.
Akamoto_Shinji
*runs out excitedly*
HI Everyone! Nana here!
How's everyone doing today!
Nana just wanted to tell everyone how happy Nana is to see everyone!

Hehehe! *smiles*
Kuroumi
*Is growing impatient*
The same rule applies for the second competitor. If you end up late, I'll kill Ken.
Akamoto_Shinji
Ask Nana any question you want!
Kuroumi
OOC: Kay then, late post. Ignore.
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: don't kill kenny, you bastard :)
Mishimans
Wait I thought Shinji was the one cross dressing?
Mishimans
Also Nanaka your not really cross dressing ...

your just wearing you normal clothing.
KensukeKurosaki
.....guuys...that is shinji i think...dressed as as nana
Kuroumi
Does this count as disqualification? If so, Ken dies.
Kazuya
*He crosses his arms*

You're kidding...you really did that...!
Mishimans
OOC: Ignore my previous posts. I just had a stupid moment and looked at the icon instead of the anime.
Akamoto_Shinji
Any questions for Nana?
Mishimans
*Studies Shinji*

Wait so that is really Shinji dressed as his sister?
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC just roll with it, you can't tell them apart anyway.
KensukeKurosaki
@Mishimans...I think so...
Akamoto_Shinji
Why would big bro dress up like Nana?
Kuroumi
*sweatdrop*
I can't tell anymore if it Shinji or if it's Nanaka. Can I kill Ken yet?
Mishimans
*Tries to think this through*

Okay now i'm lost ...

Are you Shinji or are you Nana?

*Sighs*

I didn't have enough coffee for this.
Kazuya
Stop! You're sending shivers down my spine!

Anyway, I have a question!
KensukeKurosaki
......*gulp*
Akamoto_Shinji
OK Kazy! Ask away!
Cait_Sith
*walks in*

So many petals, nya...

*looks around*

Hm? Did I miss something?
Mishimans
@Cait_Sith

Right now we are in the midst of a cross dressing competition.
Kazuya
Tell me one thing only Kazuya and Nanaka would know!
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears in a puff of smoke* it works! My time machine wor-what the hell is happening?
Kuroumi
Erm, that's more of a command than a question....
Kazuya
I...had to change it, don't judge me.
Akamoto_Shinji
Hm? Ummm....
You mean like what happened the night of the cuddle party?
*mischievous smile*
Cait_Sith
C-cross dressing? Interesting... Might stick around to watch, nya!
Mishimans
Kaz are you getting nervous about your sexuality?
KensukeKurosaki
http://static.zerochan.net/Morishige.Sakutaro.full.1428684.jpg
*is still very scared and dressed as so*
Kazuya
SHUT IT MISHY!

*He turns to Shinji, his face lost it's color*

Don't you....how did you...!?
Of course...you guys share memories and shit...
Akamoto_Shinji
Any other questions for Nana?
KensukeKurosaki
Yes
Akamoto_Shinji
Ask Away!
KensukeKurosaki
As a dear family friend......can you revive me later.....
KensukeKurosaki
I'm fairly sure I'm gonna die
Mishimans
Me thinks that Kaz is getting hot over Shinji .

*Laughs*

Thank fuck that i don't believe in love.
Akamoto_Shinji
Nana can't revive people... sorry!
Kazuya
The only person that gets me hot is Sparky, damn it, Mishy!

*He crosses his arms as he looks away*

Sometimes I just hate those Weirdo-Twins.
KensukeKurosaki
Oh no!
Akamoto_Shinji
Well! That's all for Now! Bye-bees!
*runs back stage*
Kuroumi
So Nanaka can't revive Ken? Great. Don't worry, I'll kill him slowly so he can enjoy his last moments.
KensukeKurosaki
......IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY!!!!!
Akamoto_Nanaka
WOW! Big bro Looked just like me!
Mishimans
(The shadow looks around.)

Shadow: Is it over yet?

Mishimans glares at him.

(The shadows quickly takes up center stage again.)

Shadow: Now it is time for the two judges to vote on who was best dressed!
Mishimans
Now I have yet another thing to lord over Akamoto's head.

Things are turning out better then expected.
KensukeKurosaki
I'm sorry Kuro...I'll accept my punishment
Akamoto_Nanaka
*warps on stage*
Is it Nana's turn!?
Mishimans
Nana your not even cross dressing.
Kuroumi
Disqualification. Ken's dying, it's confirmed now.
KensukeKurosaki
......ok
Akamoto_Nanaka
Yah huh! Nana's dressed like big bro!
KensukeKurosaki
@Akamoto_Nanaka but big bro is dressed like you, therefore if your wearing same clothes as him, you are dressed as yourself
Kuroumi
Never mind, I guess. Ken, you live.