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Mishimans
Mementos Host Club
(You somehow end up in mementos lost and confused. It must have been that weird note you found on the floor. Anyway you walk aimlessly until you reach a two large doors. They have a wolf pattern imprinted on them and a sign stating Mementos Host Club.)

Will you open the unusual doors?
Ira
Of course, who do you think I am?
Mishimans
*Sits on his throne with tea in hand*

*his feet are on top of two shadows*

Now we wait and see what occurs my servants.
Jokerboi
*wakes up*
Ughh, last time I drink a while bottle of whisky in under 2 minutes.

*Notices Ira*
Oh god, it's you...

Oh look, some doors. Let's open them
Ira
*He looks around as he steps in*

What the hell is this place, Maid boy?
Mishimans
(As you open the doors a few black rose petals fly towards your face. The sweet scent of lavender fills the air and soft music can be heard. The doors have revealed a nicely decorated ballroom filled with shadows.)
Mishimans
*Tries to hide his annoyance*

*Motions around*

This is my new and improved host club.
Mishimans
This place is now equipped with better drinks and even more shadow servants.

*Smirks*

Do you guys like?

Ira
I can see that, it makes sense for you to have it in Mementos. You ARE a shadow after all, even if you're this flamboyant.

*He crosses his arms as he smirks*

How are you doing, Mishy mish?
Jokerboi
*Walks in, sticks the middle finger out at Its, and walks to Mishi*

Woah, this place is awesome, Mishi! You own this place?
Jokerboi
*Ira
Mishimans
*Grows indignant*

I am not flamboyant...

I simply have a more elegant taste for things.

*Glares at Ira*

Also can you please call me the lord of shadows.

*Points at his servants*

Thats what they know me as around these parts.
Mishimans
*Waves*

Hey Joker i'm glad that you decided to visit.

*Sits a bit straighter*

Yep I own this entire place and control it with an iron fist.
Ira
I do what I want, Mishy boy.

*He keeps smirking as he puts his hands in hins pockets, amused.*

Even that names is flamboyant, you really are something, little shadow.

*He chuckles*

Anyway, I would like to have a drink...I HOPE you have at least five bottles.
Jokerboi
@Mishimans That's cool. So, can I get a whisky? Also, don't bother with Ira, he's an asshat.
Jokerboi
Oh and Mishi.... make sure you have at least 6 bottles *Looks at Ira*
Mishimans
*Settles with a more neutral expression*

*Sighs*

I guess I have to put up with you.

*he then Smirks*

Of course I have more then five bottles. What do you take me for you jerk.

*He claps his hands*

Servants bring the man what her wants!

(A shadows appears pushing a tray covered with wine bottles. It stands in front of Ira waiting patiently for him to take a few.)
Mishimans
Glad to see that someone else recognizes the jerk in Ira.

Be my guest Joker and have as many drinks as you want.

*He claps his hands*

Servants we need some whisky in here!

(Another shadow appears carrying many bottles of whiskey. The shadow quickly puts them down for Joker.)
Ira
*He chuckles as he takes one of the bottles, he opens it and takes a sip*

I like to drink, but I do it at my own pace...since I like to enjoy the flavor.

*He sits down, crossing his legs*

This one is very good, Flamboyant Shadow. You have great taste, I'll give you that.
Jokerboi
@Mishimans Ahh, a man of refined drinks I see. These are excellent labels! *pours himself a drink and begins drinking* Also, yeah, Ira is an irredeemable prick. Can't wait to kick his ass soon
Mishimans
*Puts on a smug look*

I have more then just great taste you know.

Maybe if you actually respected me you would see that Ira.

*Turns to Joker*

Oh yeah Ira is up there on the prick list.

If you plan on kicking his ass then you have to invite me to watch.
Ira
"Kick my ass"?
Like that will ever happen.

*He yawns*
Mishimans
*Lays back on his throne*

Hey guys don't you dare get drunk in here!

*He once again rests his feet*

I'm not even gonna bother carrying you back to the surface.
Jokerboi
@Ira I'm more powerful than you think jackass. When shit goes down and we start fighting, I'm going for you first.

@Mishimans You'll get front row seats, Mishi *raises his glass and then proceeds to drink the rest if the whisky in the cup* ahh, good shit...
Mishimans
*Returns Joker's gesture*

Good cause I wouldn't want to miss a fun prick beating.

Hell I may even provide catering for the event if i'm tempted enough.
Ira
Funny things is I know exactly how strong you are.

*His takes another sip*

That's why I'm saying you will never beat me, after all...what can you do without a Persona?

*He raises an eyebrow*
Mishimans
*Looks at Joker with surprise*

Wait you don't have a persona anymore?
Jokerboi
@Ira Well, it all depends, do you want to get punched the fuck up, knifed the fuck up, or shot the fuck up. I'm magic with a knife.
Jokerboi
I have loads of personas Mishi, he's just implying that without them, I'm useless
Robin-K
*Confused at his sudden change of location, Robin slightly stumbles before managing to catch himself and taking a look around*
Where..Where am I ?
Ira
So far guns don't work on me, their bullets can't even penetrate my skin.
What makes you thing something less powerful like a knife or a fist will actually do anything?

*He sighs and takes another sip*

Seriously, I know you're known for being a showy, cocky bastard but...c'mon, you can't possibly be this dumb.
Nana-chan
*walks in the door*
Ooh! Flowers!
Mishimans
That's right I forgot you were a wild card.

*Takes a sip of his tea*

That was just my once in a day idiot moment.
Randomperson2021
*walks in*

Where the bloody hell am I and why is this place so......... Flamboyant? Seriously it's like Ghirahim designed this place.
Robin-K
*Looking over to the other people in the room, Robin gives a small frown before walking up to the group*
Hey, where am I?
Mishimans
Hello Nana.

Wait a sec why are you tiny?

*Turns to glare at Random*

My place is not flamboyant!

It just has a more elegant touch.

Jokerboi
@Ira Beleive me when I tell you, I'm known for having a few tricks up my sleeve.

@Nana-chan *Sees he walking in* Why hello there, Little One! How did you get here?
Mishimans
*Gazes at Robin*

Welcome to my host club.

I hope you have a particularly chill time here.
Ira
We'll see about that.

*He notices Nana*

Why is she here? How is she here? Shouldn't her be with...I dunno...Kazuya or someone else...somewhere else!?

Mishimans
*Looks at Ira with amusement*

Wait are you scared of Nana?
Jokerboi
@Ira What's wrong, scared of a little girl?
Robin-K
A host club, huh?
I may as well enjoy myself
*Robin sits down and pours himself some tea*
Randomperson2021
From what I've seen, Nana-chan goes wherever Nana-Chan wants.
Ira
No, I'm honestly worried she might get hurt with you jackasses here.
Mishimans
*Looks at Robin with confusion*

You know you didn't have to pour your own drink.

*Motions to his servants*

I have shadows here that are willing to serve you.

Mishimans
Since when were we the jackasses!?

*Glares at Ira*

Your the one we should be most frightened of.

You know with your anger issues and all.
Robin-K
*Looking at Mishimans*
I don't mind, I'm used to doing stuff with my own hands.
*Taking a sip of the tea*
This is some nice tea you have here...
Randomperson2021
Oi! Mishi! Some of your servants are getting touchy-feely.

*shakes off several Pixies clinging onto him*
Ira
I don't hurt kids, I'm not an animal.

*He finishes his drink*
Jokerboi
@Ira You'd be the one to harm her the most, you know. What, with being the LITERAL SIN OF WRATH
Jokerboi
I swear, he doesn't even listen to himself speak *pours another glass and begins his second cup*
Robin-K
*Looking over to Ira, suddenly tense*
This person, Sin of Wrath?
Jokerboi
@Robin-K Yep. Meet the actual Sin of Wrath, Ira. He's a total cunt, don't even bother talking to him
Mishimans
*Offers Robin a smile*

Thanks I only order the best for my customers.

*Notices the clingy pixies*

*Sighs*

I knew this might happen.

*A bright card appears in his hand*

Kougaon!

*Tendrils of light spring from the ground and stab each individual pixie in the chest.*

*He wipes some imaginary dust of his hands*

Thats what happens to any naughty shadows in my vicinity.
Ira
Hello new person.

*He waves at Robin*
Mishimans
Yep Ira is the one and only sin of wrath.

Don't try to make friends with him because he will make you regret everything.
Robin-K
*Subtly inspecting Ira, Robin continues to drink the tea*
Hello, Ira.
I'm Robin, pleasure to make your acquaintance.
*Looking over to Mishimans*
These must cost a lot
Mishimans
*Glances at his tea*

This stuff does cost a lot but with the cash my servants find I see no problems.

My realm is also packed with plenty of riches to exploit.
Jokerboi
@Ira Oh cut the bullshit and make fun of him already. You're an asshole, but at least you treat everyone with the same disrespect
Ira
*Point at Joker*

People hate me because I make jokes at the expense of others. But this one is new, I don't know enough about him to even say anything.

*He yawns*

Unlike you two, Flamboyant Shadow and Moronic Maggot.
Mishimans
For the last time-

*thinks for a sec*

Actually you know what screw it I quit.

*Glares at Ira*

Go ahead and call me whatever you want. I will get you back for it someday.
Robin-K
*Looking over to Ira*
Atleast you don't discriminate to certain groups, I hate to say it but you hating everything instead of a specific thing is actually..a little comforting...
Mishimans
*Gives Robin a weird look*

How is Ira hating everything possibly comforting?

That means he is free to kill us all.
Ira
*He raises an eyebrow as he glares at Robin*

Whatever, weirdo.
Robin-K
*Stirring his tea*
People who hate everything are easier target to fight, they never pick an individual to kill for something they are from birth. It's easier to fight those who hate everything since I don't have to try and reason with them..
Mishimans
*Raises an eyebrow at Robin*

You my friend have a strange philosophy.
Ira
The things is, young man. I don't hate anyone...but that Joker fucker over there.

*He points at Joker*

The only thing that's true is that I don't give a shit about any of you, still, you're making a giant ruckus around this world.
Therefore, I must kill every single one of you.

*He smiles*

It's the only way at this point.
Robin-K
*Scratching the back of his head while looking away from Mishimans*
I don't know, It's what I think.
I've never really seen it to be quite peculiar...
Mishimans
*Smirks*

Good luck killing me when I have most of mementos at my beck and call.

*Laughs*

It will be fun watching you kill the rest Ira.
Jokerboi
@Ira Don't worry, I hate you too. Btw, fuck you for that insult, wasn't even that clever
Ira
I'm not trying to be clever, you are not worth it, nerd.
At least Flamboyant Faker here is actually a pretty cool guy.
Mishimans
*Looks between Joker and Ira*

You two have quite the hate based relationship.
Robin-K
*Shrugs*
Never asked for your opinion but you are entitled to it, feel free to throw hate as much as you want..
Ira
That's because hitting on Aergia is unforgivable, Mishy boy. At least to uncultured brats ike him.
Jokerboi
@Ira You sure about That? Because to me, it looks like you wanna be a tough guy, always angry and always making fun of people. Pathetic. Also, nerd? What are you, a High school bully?

@Mishimans Let's just say he started it
Jokerboi
@Ira I was a dumbass and I'm sorry, is that what you want me to say? Besides it's not gonna happen again
Mishimans
How many nicknames do you plan on giving me Ira ...

Anyway you basically hate Joker cause he hit on your sister.

*Laughs*

Ira do you have a sister complex or something?
Robin-K
*Leaning back, enjoying the show*
Well this is getting interesting...
Ira
Whatever, Joker.

*He looks at Mishimans*

"Sister complex"? What kind of bullshit are you saying now? She's my younger sister, that's all there is to it.
...
....
You...you...you dumbass.
Jokerboi
@Ira Incest is gross, my guy
Mishimans
*Laughs even harder*

I'm sorry Ira but you don't sound that convincing.

Who knew that the sin of wrath was a siscon. I think everyone needs to know this.
Mishimans
Servants give me my phone!

*A shadow carefully gives Mishi his phones*

It's time to share the truth with everyone.
Jokerboi
@Mishimans YES DO IT
Mishimans
*Begins to text*

This is revenge Ira for all of those crap names.
Ira
*He sighs with extreme annoyance*

Go ahead, I don't give a crap, you Flamboyant Bitch.

*He looks aways, with nothing but an absolutely embarrassed expression trying to show anger, but failing*

It's not even like that, you damn pervs...

*He mutters to himself*
Robin-K
*Glancing at trio, Robin smirked*
It seems i am surrounded by some fairly unique people...
Jokerboi
@Ira *laughing his ass off* OH MY GOD YOU REALLY DO WANNA FUCK YOUR SISTER. I'M GONNA HAVE A FUCKING FIELD DAY WITH THIS HOLY SHIT
Mishimans
*Presses the send button*

There and now the truth is out to the world.

*Smirks*

Maybe you shouldn't have been so mean Ira.

Ira
Like I said, I don't care Mishy.

*He clenches his teeth*

I don't, Joker, say whatever the fuck you want about me, but don't involve my sister. And if you say anything like that again, this entire THREAD will turn into a fucking battle!!!
...
...
I mean Host Club.
Jokerboi
@Mishimans MI-MISHI I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Mishimans
*Glances at Robin*

Your the unique one for keeping a straight face through all of this.

Seriously though how are you not laughing?
Mishimans
If you boys need to fight to settle your differences you can go ahead.

*Sits back*

I have more then enough servants to cover the damages.

*Grins at Joker*

Revenge feels good.
Jokerboi
@Ira *calms down* Settle down there, siscon. I'm kind of a prick, but I'm not an asshole.*Looks at him seriously* besides, I saw that embarrassed look on your face. Why would you be embarrassed if it's just a joke and not ignore it like you usually do?*whispers* Unless you really to fuck your sister
Robin-K
*Closes his eyes as he puts the tea down*
I can't say anything against him however, I myself have been pointed out to be a little protective of my twin sister back then...
Jokerboi
*want to
Ira
You don't understand...

*Suddenly, Ira stands up and his expression shows nothing but anger*

Say that...one more god damn time, Joker...
I dare you.
Mishimans
*Quietly watches the situation with amusement*

Jokerboi
@Ira One, calm the fuck down, I'm saying the truth, based on the evidence presented to me. Two, I'm not gonna fight you right now, seeing as how I'm a little sauced. But whatever you say, IIW
Ira
*He smirks*

Weren't you going to kick my ass earlier, though? I think you said something like...

*He mimics Joker's voice perfectly as weak, crimson flames cover his own body*

"Do you want to get punched the fuck up, knifed the fuck up, or shot the fuck up. I'm magic with a knife."

*He gets closer to him*

C'mon, I choose all of the above.
Don't worry, I won't kill you...I'm actually expecting that you kill ME.
Mishimans
Well things are about to get exciting.

*Claps his hands*

Servants bring me some popcorn!

(A shadow runs over to bring Mishi a whole bag of popcorn.)

*He then waves the servant away*

Now what will Joker do.
Jokerboi
@Ira Ahh. I see what you're doing, trying to get me to fight you by getting me angry. Unfortunately, I said all of that before I started drinking, so now that I am sufficiently buzzed, even I'm not dumb enough to pick a fight with anger incarnate. *smirks* I like your style, though, IIW.
Jokerboi
Sorry to disappoint Mishi
Jokerboi
*continues drinking*
Mishimans
*Gives Joker a dissapointed look*

Well thats lame.

I already did my part in the Ira revenge plot and now you have to do yours Joker.
Jokerboi
@Mishimans Im not gonna kill myself over his weird fetish, Mishi
Mishimans
@Jokerboi

Well that sucks.

I was hoping for some good entertainment.
Ira
Alright!

*He smiles and shrugs*

You're all talk after all, just what I was expecting from someone like you!

*He laughs casually as the crimson flames grow in size, and become more and more violent*

Pathetic, simply pathetic.

*The flames go away, and he turns around, attacking him with a powerful back kick on the face*

IF YOU WILL HIDE LIKE A COWARD WHEN THINGS GET TOUGH THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAY ON THE GROUND LIE VERMIN YOU ARE!!!!

*His expression goes from absolute anger to calm after this*

Anyway, Mishy boy, I'm going for the time being, the wine was pretty good!

*He smiles at Mishimans, waving at him as he leaves*

And like I said, I just care about my siblings, I'm not a fucking pervert.

*He's gone now*
Jokerboi
@Mishimans Sorry, big guy, but im no idiot
Mishimans
*has a knowing smirk on his face*

Sure you don't Ira.

*Spares a glance at Joker*

Are you okay after the back kick?
Jokerboi
@Ira AGH FUCK *rubs his face*

That guy kicks pretty hard. He really knows how to grind my gears. Unfortunately, he's a bit on the dull side in terms of tactics. Only tries to get others angry, without realizing the person on the other end is smarter than he is. Well, this was... an experience. Thanks for the booze, Mishi. I'm out. Next time you see Ira, tell him I'm coming for him *Joker leaves*
Mishimans
Thus the two idiots have left.

How uncouth getting riled up like that for nothing.

*Grows bored*

Time to wait for more guests.
Bgammax
*enters, apparently tired*
Ok, why are there some fancy doors down here? And it doesn't leaad to more Mementos, NOOOO it leads to.
*notices Mishimans*
Wolfy. It leads to Wolfy apparently.
Mishimans
*Waves at him*

*Has a wide smirk*

Hey Gamma do you still have some issues or do you just enjoy calling me wolfy?

I can't even tell with your tsundere act anymore.
Bgammax
*sighs*
I take it you've been talking to Homura or something. She's the only one who normally gets away with calling me that. But I guess in your case, Wolfy, fair is fair.
Robin-K
*Gesturing an empty cup over to Mishimans*
May I have another cup of tea?
Mishimans
Nope I have never talked with Homura before.

*laughs*

Just got the whole tsundere thing by studying the way you act. You check off all the boxes for the category.

*Looks away*

I'm glad that your finally yourself again. Things were starting to get boring without you.
Mishimans
*Notices Robin's empty cup*

Of course you may have another.

*Claps his hands*

Servants I expect another cup of tea on his table!

(A shadow appears and pushes toward Robin a cart covered in many different brands of tea.)
Bgammax
*waves to Robin*
Hey mister "peace for all". Haven't actually seen you much.
*turns back to Mishimans and laughs*
What? You gonna cry on me? I mean, I'm glad to be back I guess, but there's no need to get so emotional about it.
Mishimans
*Glares at Gamma*

Who said I was getting emotional over you!

Just stating my thoughts on your conditions is all.

*Eats some popcorn*

Next time I just won't say anything if thats how you take it.
Yu-Narukami
*Yu enters*
Why is there a host club in the middle of mementos?
Bgammax
*laughs*
Alright Tsundere. Whatever you say.

*sees Yu walk in*
And now the truthseeker's here. Honestly, its best not to ask the whys here.
Mishimans
Cause mementos has an abundant supply of servants and chances are no one else will come to destroy my club here.

Mishimans
Anyway Hi Yu.

*Waves at him*

Might I interest you in any of the clubs specialties?
Yu-Narukami
Did that happen before?
Yu-Narukami
Guess that depends on what the specialties are.
Mishimans
*Tries to hide his annoyance*

A certain brown haired edgelord came to my club one day and blew the front door clean off.

*He tightens his grip on the popcorn*

It was an insult to me so I didn't want a repeat of the incident.
Yu-Narukami
Tatsuya went that far? What did you do to make him that mad?
Robin-K
*Looking at Yu and Gamma*
How do you know this place..?
Bgammax
*looking at Robin*
You mean Mementos, or here specifically? I've been to Mementos a few times before to beat up shadows, like the servants here. The host club I've never seen before.
Mishimans
The only thing I did was try to sell cookies to his cute female friend.

*Grows even more annoyed*

I didn't even do anything to him in particular.

The brown haired edge lord just got some issues.
Yu-Narukami
Sounds rough...
@Robin-K
I often train in Mementos when not in the TV world.
Robin-K
*Frowns*
You seemed to know your way to this place so I figured you guys were a regular.
Are you saying that this place is in Mementos?
Mishimans
Anyway onto the specials.

*Claps his hands*

(A bunch of shadow line up each holding a bottle.)

The specialties of this club include various types of alcoholic beverages that were mixed down here in mementos.

It is unknown what effect these drinks may have on humans but if your up for a challenge then go ahead and test it.
Yu-Narukami
I guess I'm up for the challenge.
Bgammax
*sighs*
Yes mister hopeful, this is in mementos. Kinda surprised you didn't notice.

Anyways, sorry Wolfy, but I don't drink. I think I'll just watch this disaster instead.
Mishimans
If your sure you want to Yu.

*Gazes at each bottle*

Servant hand him the wine.

(A shadow walks over to Yu holding a dark green bottle. It is impossible to see the lqiuid inside.)
Mishimans
Gamma I plan to do the same.

I am really interested in seeing what these special drinks can do.
Yu-Narukami
So, is there anything you can tell me about what's in this?
Magatsu-Izanagi
*leaks through the door*

Well greetings everyone.
Mishimans
*Looks at the bottle*

Well I believe the liquid in that bottle was created by the remains of a jack frost. Found him at a pretty high level of mementos so I assume it won't be strong enough to kill you.

*Waves at Magatsu*

Welcome guest.
Yu-Narukami
*Yu pours the liquid into a glass and looks at it*
I guess here goes nothing.
*He drinks the liquid down*
Magatsu-Izanagi
I am in Mementos to scout out weapons for my user to make new trick weapons and hello Mr. Narukami.
Robin-K
*Looking at Gamma*
I didn't exactly walk through the front door, I just somehow found myself here..
The tea is absolutely great however..
Maya_Amano
[She walks in, waving at everyone]

Hello, I was passing by and...well, I think I got lost.
Mishimans
(The liquid that Yu drinks turns out to be ice cold and difficult to swallow. The liquid has the side effect of giving anyone that drinks it some magician arcana qualities such as increased determination and desire for control.)
Yu-Narukami
Mishi, bring me another...I'm going to drink them all...
Mishimans
*Waves at Maya*

You must me Tatsu's lady friend from the other day.

I'm sad that you couldn't enjoy the cookies.

*Focuses back on Yu*

So how do you feel?
Bgammax
*sighs, then turns to Maya*
So, I take it you're Tatsu's girlfriend. What are you doing here without mister friendship to back you up?
Tatsuya
*Walks in and spots Maya* Man what a weird place to find you. So guessing you got lost too?
Maya_Amano
Well, he's not around, so I thought I should talk with you guys...maybe we can become friends!
After all, we will probably be living in this world together for a long time...

[She giggles]
Mishimans
*Gives Yu a surprised look*

Are you sure!?

I have no idea what having multiple of those can do.
Bgammax
*sighs*
Speak of the devil and he shall appear I suppose. Can't you give her any time to herself?
Mishimans
Welcome to my second club Tatsu.

I hope you don't damage it like the first one.
Yu-Narukami
I'm going to do it...nothing can stop me from doing it!
Tatsuya
Hmm I guess. I'll leave if you want Maya. *He looks over at her*
Magatsu-Izanagi
Thank you Mishimans for the rest. I will return on hunting weapons for my user. Have a good night.

*leaks through the door*
Mishimans
*Gives Yu a curious look*

Fine I won't stop you.

Servants bring some more of that wine!

(Two shadow appear and carry two more bottles of that strange wine to Yu. They leave it on the table and dissapear.)
Maya_Amano
I mean...you always follow me around, but I don't mind that much, you must've missed me a lot!

[She hugs him tightly, blushing and smiling]

Don't worry though, I will never leave you again!
Yu-Narukami
*Yu begins pouring another strange wine into a glass*
This one will be better than the last...I know it.
*Yu drinks the wine*
Tatsuya
Hey Yu are ya sure that's a good idea? I'm not one to talk frankly but trust me drinking to much isn't smart.
Mishimans
Anyone else want to try some of my specialty drinks?

*Points at Yu*

He seems to be enjoying it.

Mishimans
@Bgammax

Tatsu is kind of like the devil isn't he or at least he could be.

Tatsuya
*he hugs her back and grins* I know you won't... But really if I'm annoying you let me know okay? *He looks down at the ground*
Bgammax
Not really, I mean. I've met like, three Satans. None of them are as annoying as he is. In fact, one of them was actually really cool.
Yu-Narukami
*Yu continues sampling the strange wines, an odd fire burns in his eyes*
Mishimans
Yeah your right Gamma the many satans of this world are much nicer then a single normal Tatsu.

*Has a dreamy look on his face*

Especially the white haired one in leblanc.
Tatsuya
Satan and Lucifer aren't even the same thing you guys. Satan is the judge of YHVH in fact how do people not know this?
Bgammax
The white-haired one? Who is
*suddenly realizes something*
Oh, yeah. The little girl who summoned demons and stuff and... Honestly I don't even know what happened there. I ended up fighting a cat.
Mishimans
*Walks over to Maya while holding a bottle of rum*

Hey since I couldn't really sell you my cookies the other day do you mind if I offer you this instead.

*Offers her the bottle*

It's on the house.
Maya_Amano
It's okay Ta-chan, don't worry about that!

[She keeps smiling at him]

Anyway...do we really have that many Lucifers and Satans...?
Tatsuya
*he sighs* Sadly we've got all to many. Not all are dangerous but still. Actually one of each just work at a theme park.
Mishimans
*Yells at Yu*

Hey Yu are you still alright?

If you start to feel sick just scream for help or something.
Robin-K
*Finishing his tea, Robin stands, leaving some cash on the table*
I'll be off then.
Thanks, I'll see if I can drop by soon..
*Robin heads off to the exit*
Maya_Amano
...
A...
Theme park?
Tatsuya
*he chuckles* Yes it's run our resdient Goddess of insanity. She's actually sorta my friend really. Super weird though being ya know of insanity​.
Maya_Amano
[She just stares at him with concern]

Are you...sure you're okay, Ta-chan?
Have you been watching those weird r-rated anime again!? I keep telling you, it's not good for you!
Tatsuya
No I'm serious Maya she'll show up. Orange hair glasses teleports around and comes back when killed. She's not even the weirdest thing here I'm sure.
Yu-Narukami
*Yu looks over at Mish*
I am the eternal fire blazing into the night. We have to beat the clockwork god!
Yu-Narukami
Yuki! Help me out here!
Tatsuya
Hey Yu chill out or I'm casting Salvation to cure you of being drunk.
Mishimans
And Yu's gone.

*Takes on a soft tone*

Hey Yu maybe you should stop drinking that stuff.
Maya_Amano
[She sits down and laughs]

It'll be a loooong stay then!!
Bgammax
He just wants to kill a god. Don't you people do that all the time? Doesn't seem that weird to me.
Yu-Narukami
You're just saying that because you're jealous of my group date cafe!
Mishimans
*mutters*

Pity I still had a few bottles I wanted to try out.

*Looks at Maya*

Might you be interested in a drink young miss?
Tatsuya
*he laughs along with her* Oh you've got no idea. Wait until you meet that idiot Jackman. Always shouting about Justice. Well at least I'm mostly sane right?
Mishimans
@Bgammax

Yeah but Yu is saying all that stuff after having a few bottles of my specialty drink.

*Looks worried*

I just don't want him to drop dead or anything.
Tatsuya
Jealous? Yu I've got the best woman I've ever known right here. Trust me I'm not Jealous. Now then fix that buffoon Hyperion! *A giant made out of light appears and a healing light washes over Yu* Let's hope that worked if not I got nothing.
Yu-Narukami
Mish...are you threatening me...
Bgammax
*sighs*
If he somehow dies from doing something that dumb, he'll deserve it. It was entirely his choice after all.
Mishimans
*Looks at Yu with confusion*

No i'm not.

What makes you think that?
Maya_Amano
A drink?
Of course! I totally drink a lot of alcohol!

[She seems overjoyed]
Yu-Narukami
*The spell seemed to work, but then...*
You must be the clockwork god! Wheres Yuki when you need him!
*Yu stands up*
Izanagi-no-Okami!
*The persona appears*
Bgammax
*sighs*
Anyone else think he needs a break before he actually breaks something?
Mishimans
*Gives Maya the bottle*

Hope you enjoy.

(The bottle is a peculiar brown color with some purple liquid inside of it. It was made using substances extracted from a pixie.)
Tatsuya
*he chuckles* Bet ya can't keep up with me Maya... That's a really bad thing if you can let's just say I'm bad at coping okay. Anyways I've never gotten to. Drink with you before so hell yeah gimme a bottle of Vodka Mishi!

*He looks at Yu stunned*
No I'm not the clockwork god. I'm an uh foe of his yeah! And I know his location is out there in the real world at a cafe called Leblanc in fact.
Yu-Narukami
*Yu looks confused for a second*
I...need to find Yuki...
*He runs out of the club*
Bgammax
Welp, that's probably gonna end in disaster. Oh well. Not my problem.
Tatsuya
*he sighs* damnit I should go after him... But let's just drink instead I'm tired.
Mishimans
Servant bring Tatsu a bottle!

(A Shadow appears and brings Tatsu a bright yellow bottle. It is impossible to see the liquid within the bottle.)
Maya_Amano
[She chugs down the entire bottle. Her face is now red]

I want more...I neeeeed it~!
Tatsuya
*he sighs then chugs his own bottle... And looks basically fine if a bit off* Oh for God's sake Maya you're trying to drink as much as I do without the sold decade of alcohol abuse... Maybe that's not a great idea?
Mishimans
(Without even needing a command this time a shadow is by Mayas side and delivers her another of the same bottle.)

(The liquid that Maya just drank has the side effect of giving people temporary qualities of the lovers aracana. It makes people more social and cheerful.)
Maya_Amano
Don't be like that, Ta-channnn~!

[She takes the bottle violently and chugs it down once again]

Helloooooo~! Maid...shadow guy...and hello ther handsome stranger...beautiful, I dunno.

[She says, looking at Tatsuya, clinging to his arm.]
Mishimans
*Looks at Tatsuya with surprise*

How are you fine after drinking one of my specialties?

*Looks at the empty bottle*

Was it regular booze after all?
Mishimans
@Bgammax

Dude why don't you just join in while the crazy is still going on.

I swear no one is going to remember this later.

Yu-Narukami
*Yu runs in*
Everyone. be careful! The clockwork god is here!
Tatsuya
Stranger? Maya we've known each other for years it's Tatsu. *He blushes and grabs holding off her* um I'm glad you think that though... Maybe you should get home?

And Mishi I can suck down some of the strongest drinks in the mutliverse it's no shock I'm alright.
Bgammax
*sighs*
Look Wolfy, I don't drink, I don't run around like an idiot, and I most CERTAINLY don't join things just because others are doing it. Got that?
Tatsuya
Wow Gamma! The edge it hurts even me!
Maya_Amano
Who caresh about home, not me!
Not with boooooze!!
Can a grill get some alcohol around here!?!?
Randomperson2021
*walks in*

Hey Mishi. Got any ryncol? If you don't know what that is, it's basically like drinking a liquid grenade.
Mishimans
*Raises an eyebrow at Tatsuya*

Really now?

*Smirks*

Why don't you prove it then Tatsu.

Servants!

(Two more shadows arrive and bring three more bottles of what Tatsu previously drunk. The liquid inside them are made of sudama essence and any who drink it will take on the qualities of the hermit arcana. Meaning that said person will become more introspective and reclusive.)
Tatsuya
... Maya please don't die. I am capable of reversing that so long as it's recent but I'd rather not need to... *He grins at her* besides I'm sure we could find something to do at home right?
Tatsuya
*he chuckles* Normally I'd be fine with that. But I've got my hands full thanks to your booze so later.
Bgammax
*sighs*
You did not just hit on your girlfriend when she's vulnerable. That's low, even for you.
Mishimans
@Bgammax

No need to be so aggressive Gamma I was only offering a suggestion.

@Maya

(A shadow appears and brings her yet another drink.)

@Random

We don't really have any ryncol around here but you could take something else from my specialty selection.
Maya_Amano
I'm not goign to die, silly~!

[She laughs loudly]

You perv!!!

[Her laugh is even louder]

I have my own house, so shhhhhut it, Ta-chan~!
Tatsuya
*he whispers to Gamma* dumbass I'm not going to do anything. I just need her away from here.
Tatsuya
I thought you were staying at a hotel lately? Or did that change?
Yu-Narukami
*Yu begins to become unsteady and then falls to the ground*
Mishimans
*Looks around*

Hey guys where did Yu go?

I could have sworn he was here a few minutes ago.
Mishimans
*Looks down*

Oh so thats where Yu was the entire time.

*Waves a hand in front of Yu's face*

Are you alright?
Bgammax
He seems to have fallen asleep from the drinking. The polite thing to do is get your slaves to move him, but honestly who cares.
Yu-Narukami
I have seen the end, it isn't pretty...
Bgammax
oh, not asleep. Maybe I should fix that.
Mishimans
*Glares at Gamma*

They are servants not slaves.

*Turns to Yu*

Maybe you should lie down somewhere.
Yu-Narukami
I have no home, reality is going to be turned into a mere pocket of what it once was.
Maya_Amano
Shhhhhhhut it, Ta-channn~!

You might be good at killing, but you ain't good at getting them girl~!

[She chugs down her last bottle.]

Guys...No matter whattt happens, I would love it if some shadows could take me to my hotel...because!!!

[She points at Tatsuya]

Even if I love him, he doesn't know how to treat a lady like me~!

[She places her hands on her hips, laughing loudly]
Migrant
Hey has anyone seen Yu? He barged into Leblanc, said some weird stuff, then apparently decided to head to Mementos.

I'd ask why there's a building in Mementos, but Yu's more important.
Tatsuya
... I know Maya I know. You don't have to make feel so bad about it but it's fine you're drunk... And hey at least you love me in spite of my idiocy.
Bgammax
He's been mumbling about a clockwork god and the world ending. Why do you ask?
Yu-Narukami
*Yu gets up and grabs onto Migrant*
Didn't you see it, you were standing there in despair?!?
Migrant
Yu...?

Yu are you okay? Standing where?
Yu-Narukami
At the end...everything was gone, covered by darkness...people we once knew at each other's throats.
Mishimans
Migrant I recommend that you don't take what Yu says so seriously.

He is really drunk.
Maya_Amano
[She passes out with a smile on her face]

Boooooze...~

[Is the last thing she says before losing her consciousness]
Migrant
Oooookay.

So you got a vision of the future, and your's happened to be a bad ending?
Yu-Narukami
*Yu falls onto a booth and passes out*
Tatsuya
OOC I mean I could wake her up if you want.

*He looks at her in thought* Should I wake her up that's the question?
Mishimans
*Gives Tatsuya a side look*

Are you sure you don't want to drink some more?

Your lady friends said some pretty harsh stuff.
Tatsuya
*he grins* she's not wrong Mishi I'm bad at that crap. I don't really care as long she loves me.
LuxTenebris
*A figure shows up behind Mishimans*
Hey...
Mishimans
*Fakes a gag*

Well Tatsu that was painfully sweet.

*Smirks*

Good luck with all the romance business.
Tatsuya
*he laughs* Well I sure as hell need it.
Mishimans
*Teleports away at the sound of Lux's voice*

*pants*

Sorry you surprised me ...

*Tries to smirk*

Hey Lux.
LuxTenebris
Hey, you all probably already know why I showed up so suddenly.
Bgammax
No, I certainly don't Lux, but it seems people like running in talking about events I've never heard of before and acting like its relevant.
Mishimans
*Looks confused*

Excuse me Lux.

I have no idea why you are are here right now.

LuxTenebris
Nah, not anything specific like that, my friend isn't one for details.
LuxTenebris
Well, I was given a prediction about you, shadow.
Migrant
Huh, drunk Yu.... that's a new one.

So what even is this?
Mishimans
Wait what!?

A prediction about me?

*His fingers twitch*

Didn't think i was important enough for that.
LuxTenebris
Apparently, you are...as usual my friend likes giving me two alternate paths and well, to be honest, this one might not be best-said out loud...
Mishimans
*His expression darkens*

Lux i'm sure you can say it in front of all these people.

*He sits back on his throne*

After all knowing how this place works they will probably find out on their own anyway.
LuxTenebris
You're going to either destroy this place or become a great asset to everyone...the first is more likely...or so I'm told.
Bgammax
Oh lovely, explosions. My favorite. i just LOVE a ton of destruction in the morning
Tatsuya
Huh that's very interesting to me... I should get her home now though... And have no clue where she's staying screw it. *He pulls out a Go-Ho-M than vanishes in a blur with Maya*
Mishimans
*He looks dumbfounded*

By destroy this place you mean my club right?

Not anything bigger then that ... right?
LuxTenebris
No, I mean the world...
Bgammax
*clears throat*
So do I need to meme the Avatar opening or what?
*begins to laugh*
Mishimans
*Starts laughing*

Oh Lux I can't believe that you think i'm capable of doing such a thing.

*Nervously taps his fingers*

Your friend's abilities are obviously trash and this whole prediction things is bs.
LuxTenebris
The other thing he said were true...they always come true 100% of the time and quite frankly, I'm not even sure if they exist or not.
Mishimans
*The implication sinks in and his face pales*

I-I'm sure this is all just some misunderstanding.

Your friend probably got me mixed up for someone like Tatsuya or Yu.
Bgammax
Doesn't really matter. If he tries anything I'll stop him in self-defense. If not, no harm done.
LuxTenebris
Sorry to say, but the only way to avoid the first path is if the second is taken...I've learned the hard way that you can't stop my friend's predictions.
Mishimans
*Looks down*

Great so I can either become some sort of destroyer or turn myself into a tool for everyone elses use.

*He tightly grips his own clothing*

This is all just a load of bull!

Your friend is a liar and I'll just prove it!
LuxTenebris
Do what you want, I'm just a messenger...
Bgammax
fighting against fate stereotype, check.
Really though, this seems nice and all, but it really doesn't matter what you do.
Mishimans
*Glares at Gamma*

And why do my choices not matter Tsundere.
Bgammax
*yawns*
I meant it doesn't really matter to me. Whatever you decide to do, if you can go through with it, then whatever. Of course, if that involves killing me I'm not just gonna take it.
Migrant
Honestly if you feel like rebelling, maybe take it up with the people who keep using you for evil?
LuxTenebris
This is why I didn't want to just blurt this stuff out...these predictions keep getting worse though.
LuxTenebris
I feel like my friend might have been holding back on me until now.
Mishimans
I don't get used ...

*Sighs*

Anyway if I were to rebel then I would just be setting myself up to become a pawn for the rest of you people.

Do you think I want to be turned into a tool!
Bgammax
*laughs*
Why don't you try becoming a wolf again? That fixed all your emotional problems last time after all.
Mishimans
Maybe I should ...

Then at least I wouldn't have to think of a choice once I got cornered into it.

Bgammax
*sighs*
You can run from your problems all you want. Not like I care.
Mishimans
I now have a prophecy weighing me down so I feel like shit.

*Gazes at Gamma*

But what happened to you?

You used to be as optimistic and feely as the rest of them.
Bgammax
Don't compare me to those idiots, but more to the point.
Why would you care? Last I checked we weren't exactly friends
*chuckles*
and if we are I should probably fix that.
Migrant
Honestly if there was a sin of being Jaded, I'd think you were it, Gamma.
Mishimans
I dunno why I care about you.

I just do cause your one of the people I actually like around here.

*Glares at Gamma*

If we have a friendship then can you please not fuck it up.

Bgammax
*glares at Mig*
Really don't need the backtalk here. You did a good job making me forget you're there until now.

*back to Mishimans*
Anyways, its just not really worth the effort. I guess I don't mind whatever you think of me, but don't expect me to get close.
Mishimans
Guess thats the most I should expect from you Gamma.

Tell me if you ever need my help for anything.

*Teleports onto his throne*

*Dozes off*
Bgammax
*sighs*
Yeah, that's about as much as I expected. Don't expect me to call
*makes for the exit*