Waifu War Shelter - Phansite Archive

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Yu-Narukami

Waifu War Shelter

Quick, hide in here. The only love that can reach here is my love of the truth.

Hibiki

This night is proof Persona was a mistake on ATLUS's part.

Kenny_Omega

I'll love you Yu-baby

Aincrad_Hazel

Yeah imma just dive in here. I refuse to partake in that.

YourBrstFriend

What about Level Of ViolencE?

Aishiomi

I think it's a better idea to hide here than that monstrosity of a thread.

Aincrad_Hazel

We are the waifu resistance

YourBrstFriend

Ooh, I hate waifus! Can I join?

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

*sniffs around outside the shelter* DO I HEAR SOME ALIBABIES?!?!

Aincrad_Hazel

Ah crud. Drive them away and you can flower

YourBrstFriend

GO AWAY WE DONT WANT YOU HERE!

Yu-Narukami

I'll drive them away with my cruel indiffrence... All Persona girl are underaged...

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

ARGH, FINE THEN YOU ALL ARE HATERS!!! ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¡

Aincrad_Hazel

Welcome to the waifu resistance you two. We are proud to have you.

YourBrstFriend

I did it. Can I join now?

YourBrstFriend

Thanks.

Yu-Narukami

The truth is stronger than your waifus.

Minato_Yuki

Can I join?

Kenny_Omega

Notice me Yu-baby

Yu-Narukami

Not noticing people is part of my cruel indiffrence.

Aincrad_Hazel

Do you accept waifus into your life minato?

YourBrstFriend

I just hate people.

Minato_Yuki

Nah.

Aincrad_Hazel

You may join then dear friend. Welcome to the resistance.

Aincrad_Hazel

Now then resistance! We have our first mission! Futaba revolution is attempting to coerce the admins to change the name of the site, we must not allow this to pass! Use any tactics necessary! Resistance move out!

Hibiki

Friendly reminder Mishima said he romanced Futaba and then admitted it was a big mistake

Kenny_Omega

I'll make you notice me Yu-baby Then you'll be a waifu too My waifu

Minato_Yuki

Oh wow.

Aincrad_Hazel

So if he keeps his head we have no problems. Sweet

Zelda

Don't worry fam The heroine is here to save the Phansite from the waifu spread What do I bomb

DaPurrlice

Should I send some purrlice to your area?

Aincrad_Hazel

Eh sure I'll outsource this to be safe. Futaba Zelda. Go at it

Minato_Yuki

Futaba's thread.

Hibiki

NO RETRACT THAT REQUEST WE MUST RETAIN THE HIGHER MORAL GROUND

Aincrad_Hazel

Fine! Zelda ignore that. We need to maintain the high ground.

Hibiki

DAMMIT SHE DID IT

Aincrad_Hazel

FUCK

Aincrad_Hazel

Shit we have a new challenger, the Haru has arrived

Minato_Yuki

I've got this.

Minato_Yuki

I just need to switch to another account.

Aincrad_Hazel

Okay we might need to attack then. It's become too much

-Diego_Brando-

I already did my attack.

Aincrad_Hazel

Well we need something to drive them off! Yu? Can you use your cruel indifference here?!

-Diego_Brando-

Someone has to put this on the Wiki when it's over.

Ohya

This stupid kid tried to encourage me into 'waifu'ing an underage child! The hell is wrong with them?

Yu-Narukami

Cruel indifference only works defensively. If I used it offensively then it wouldn't be indifference.

Aincrad_Hazel

This is what the PhanSite has come to... Anarchy... RESISTANCE WE MUST RESTORE ORDER!

Aincrad_Hazel

Damn it. Any other ideas?

Axel

Perhaps...I could help...

YourBrstFriend

Anyone have 6 human souls?

Aincrad_Hazel

Hmmm... Alright Axel. What do you have up your sleeve?

Kalin-Kessler

https://i.imgflip.com/1x2ebe.jpg Use this!!!

Zelda

Mission failed, fam. I could not execute the godmodding Gary Stu. I shame myself as heroine.

YourBrstFriend

If anyone has 6 human souls, I could trap them in a never-ending nightmare.

Aincrad_Hazel

We must all work together Zelda. This is a problem no one person can fix.

Axel

I'll use my power to steal their hearts in an instant...Got it memorized? All you have to do is set up a thread for their palace. Be sure to tag it under meme.

Aincrad_Hazel

That might work Kalin, and unfortunately I don't carry souls with me

IsIs_Beheader

I'm about to behead some people.

Zelda

I will avenge my failure with bombs and kung fu jewjitsu

YourBrstFriend

Eff. I'll go kill some people to get their souls. Wish me luck. *pops into the ground*

Aincrad_Hazel

Hmm... We will need a calling card though... Kalin! Your in charge of the calling card! Flowey, start targeting and formulating plans for the other leaders, we will use your plan as a last resort.

Kalin-Kessler

Got it

YourBrstFriend

* a vine making a thumbs up appears where flowey once was*

Aincrad_Hazel

Axel are you sure you can do this? It's an important mission you have.

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

AHA, I CAN FINALLY ENTER THIS GODFORSAKEN SHELTER. SO MANY USED TISSUES. THE FUCK?! I WILL LET YOU ALL LIVE IF YOU BOW TO ME. LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

IsIs_Beheader

*Beheads Futaba*

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

POOR WEAKLING, YOUR MOVES HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. PREPARE TO DIE. LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

Aincrad_Hazel

Dammit! Everyone retreat! Yu! Use your special! -breaks an 'in case of waifu apocalypse' glass bow- I swore never to use this... But it's time. -grabs a gun rating waifus and fires it at Futuba- Gun: You are a ONE! Not worthy of the dirt on which you stand!

BonafideMonafide04

*is ghost* FUTABAE IS STILL BEST BAE EVEN IN THE AFTERLIFE

Axel

As long as I'm within a meme thread palace my powers are near infinite. Got it memorized? I just can't be the one to make the palace thread.

Aincrad_Hazel

Box*

Aincrad_Hazel

Understood!

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

GAH, THAT GODFORSAKEN GUN SPREADS LIES! IT IS BASED UPON YOUR OWN EMOTIONS. THIS WILL BECOME A GOOD PLACE TO HAVE MY FRONT LINES STAY. LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

Yu-Narukami

I'm not into Futaba. My only love is the truth.

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

THE TRUTH IS NOW FUTABA, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN FUTABA. LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

BonafideMonafide04

FACE THE FACTS: FUTABAE IS BEST BAE â¤â¤â¤ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜

Yu-Narukami

Nah, the truth is an abstract concept that one can only accept through facing their repressed self.

IsIs_Beheader

*Beheads Futaba's computer* Whoops.

Aincrad_Hazel

-keeps firing the gun and it shoots the literal number one at Futuba- GET THE CALLING CARD READY KALIN!

IsIs_Beheader

Kalin-Kessler

https://i.imgflip.com/1x2er8.jpg One rally banner

Aincrad_Hazel

Thank you. We are coming for your treasure Futuba! -activates metanav and disappears-

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

GAH, FOR NOW I WILL RETREAT, BUT I SHALL LEAVE A PARTING GIFT. *SETS C4 AGAINST BUNKER DOOR AND DETONATES IT.* LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

IsIs_Beheader

*Beheads C4 deactivating it*

Ohya

.... [Throws Molotov cocktail at @FUTABA_REVOLUTION.] ....*burp*

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

GAH *TAKES PILL THAT TEMPORARILY KILLS ME* THIS IS AS CLOSE AS YOU WILL GET. LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

Zelda

*bomb 04*

Yu-Narukami

... This waifu war is cancer. *Leaves*

Aitome_Korichi

Did y'all forget the greatest waifus? P E R S O N A S

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

I HAVE REAWOKEN, Aincrad IS DEAD AND NARUKAMI IS GONE. HOW YOUR ARMY FALLS APART. LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

BonafideMonafide04

EVEN AFTER DEATH ILL STILL BE THE BEST SEARGENT OF THE FUTABAE ARMY â¤â¤â¤ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜

FUTABA_REVOLUTION

THAT MOLOTOV HARDLY SINGED MY HAIRS, YOU SKANK. I WILL END YOU AFTER THE OTHER TWO I HAVE ALREADY SET UP FOR EXECUTION. LOVE MY ALIBABIES!!! ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

Magicaloid44

You're the Sergeant? No wonder your army's morale is low.