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How do you seduce a Door 2?
I too am asking for a friend.
Protein.
You have to carefully turn their knob
Interesting... I'll suggest that to my friend.
Dance~! The language the soul!
Pancakes!
Gently pet it. Works for me.
Have you tried knocking on the door?
According to Melvin, doors are evil. Don't ask.
here, have a pole and this sheet of complicated dance moves involving said pole. just follow the instructions