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Kazuya
[P.H.R.I.E.N.D.S] Episode 2: "The One with Will Smith"
(Sitcom sequel, do whatever you want.) [The set is nicely put together with different kinds of dumb references to pop culture all around, as well as the production team. There he is, the man, the legend. Will Smith doing what he does best, being Will Smith. People cheer and praise the good man who's done a lot of really bad movies for a few years now. He is sitting by the couch, waiting for something to come through the door.] "I'm Will Smith" [He says being all happy and charming, like Will Smith.] "Did I mention I'm Will Smith?" [The audience laughs their ass off, but can you blame them? Will Smith is a blast.]
Minato_Yuki
*Minato enters the room* Hey...
Ronald_McDonald
*Knocks the door off its hinges* Did anybody order a BURGER!? *Floods the room with burger*
Pancake_Knight
*A flash of white light appears and a man with a pointy helmet in a white latex suit jumps up as the crowd cheers! It's Snow Rangers time! Hello everyone! Have no fear! PK is here!
Winnie_the_Pooh
{Heelies in through the broken door and takes a bite out of the burger.} Good evening you bastards! Happy Hallofuckingween! UPOOHPOOHPOOH!
Will_Smith
[Will Smith stands up and makes some wacky moves.] "I'm Will Smith" [Says the man, the legend.]
Winnie_the_Pooh
Ah! Mister Smith! Nice of you to host us this evening! {The bear pulls out a pot of hunny and starts shoveling handfuls of the sweet nectar into his maw.}
Pancake_Knight
It's great to hear that Will Smith! Say have you heard of the Snow Rangers? I hear they got a new memeber! Do you know who it is?
Minato_Yuki
*He looks at Will Smith* Hold on, Will Smith is here..?
Winnie_the_Pooh
Well we were gonna get someone else, but Mr. Smith was insistent on hosting tonight! {Pooh Bear pouts.} And here I thought I was gonna be the master of ceremonies.
Captain_Falcon
*captain falcon jumps out of the blue falcon as it crashes into a building, exploding* YES.
-Felix-
*A man enters the room with hands in a ta-da stance* Hey guys!
Will_Smith
"I'm Will Smith" [Says the man, the legend to the bear, telling him that he, indeed, will (smith) be the master of ceremonies.] "I'm Will Smith"
Winnie_the_Pooh
Truly a man ahead of his time! I can't be mad at him! {Pooh Bear continues shoveling honey into his gaping hole of a mouth.}
Ronald_McDonald
TRY THE NEW McHONEY *McDonalds pulls a happy meal absolutely dripping with grease filled honey filling the box. He takes the box and shoves it into Pooh's mouth.*
Genm
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BEST FRIEND CORBIN HE WON'T STAY IN HIS CAGE
laughtrack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Will_Smith
"I'm Will Smith"
Winnie_the_Pooh
{Fucking devours the McHoney.}
Captain_Falcon
SHOW ME YA MOVES FALCON PUNCH *he punches the window, breaking it into peices*
THE_IRON_SHEIK
SPECIAL GUEST STAR THE IRON SHEIK IS HERE TO SUPLEX JABRONIS
laughtrack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Captain_Falcon
YES
Segata_Sanshiro
*Segata walks in after someone mentions a vague person unknown to the audience* Listen, <Main Character(s)> you NEED to play the Sega Saturn!
Captain_Falcon
YES *plays a gamcube that looks exactly like a Sega saturn*
Fat_Albert
*Fat Albert suddenly appears.* Hey hey hey, here's the keyblade!
Captain_Falcon
SHOW ME YA MOVES
BonafideMonafide04
*bursts through the door* GUYS I LOST MY KEYS HERE AGAIN
THE_IRON_SHEIK
FUCK YOUR KEYS
BonafideMonafide04
BRUH I NEED MY EFFING KEYS WHER ARE THEY *looks all over the room*
Yashiro
I have your keys right here! *Throws the set of keys at Bona04, stabbing him in the eye*
laughtrack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zelda
I'm ready to have a feast!
BonafideMonafide04
......you butt. *leaves with his keys still in his eye. Loud screaming can be heard*
WAAAAAA
*bursts through the door* WA.
DAISY
*BREAKS DOOR DOWN* HI I'M DAISY
Fat_Albert
*Fat Albert casts an anti-gay spell.* Hey hey hey, that green-haired gay is gone.
laughtrack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff-TheKiller
*Slaughters everyone*
CIA
Uh, you don't get to bring P.H.R.I.E.N.D.S.