My favorite drink is Red Rum!

Do you have bottles of Maple syrup?

A wealthy looking man gets up from his seat and coughs a bit prior to speaking. Um. Hello...my name is Tony Stark and I'm an alcoholic. The man begins rubbing his hands together, visibly nervous. I've been clean for about seventy-two hours. He instinctively reaches for a flask in his breast pocket before taking a sip. Upon realizing what he'd done, he would sit back down with a heavy sigh. Fuck.

Chie tells me I have Phantom Drinking Syndrome and it's a problem so she sent me here to get clean or something.

*drunk dragon noises*

Everyone here sounds so depressed.

Aitome steps in timidly, arguing with herself as she snaps out of it and begins to confess Um..! Hi? I'm Aitome Korichi! Um.. I kinda have a low tolerance of alcohol so I use it to pass out during stressful situations... it's kind of a problem though as I can't control what I do when I'm unconscious!

Woooo alcohol! Wait, this isn't a bar.

I, Dio, am a blood addict, and I, DIO, am very much in need of actual help. (I, Dio, sit down and wait for shit to happen)

While I am not addicted to alcohol, I am addicted to buying massive amounts of nontoxic paint and chugging it while I am home alone. I apologize if this strange behavior of mine disgusts you, but that is exactly why I seek help. I feel as if this is the only place I can turn to.