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Clandestine Schooling

Welcome to St. Eve's school for the gifted and wealthy. Here students study to become future leaders of tomorrow under the banner of the noble snake. They strive to reach above the masses and claim a top position in the world. Come nightfall and our glorious students learn more covert methods of obtaining a place. You know the basics like shady dealing, assassination, and sneak tactics. We promise that the kids will graduate knowing the spy arts or you will get your money back. After providing an address and some personal info~ Send your child today!

AfterM

*Midnight walks in.* Hey, I'm here for... *he looks down at his note* assassination?

Hijikata

[He heard about some weird school being run by a guy with silver hair and the eyes of a dead fish. Hijikata didn't want to believe it but it probably was him. Gintoki.] "What kind of stupid ad is this? Just an idiot would fall for this plot." [Hijikata decides to enter the building, looking for the one responsible.] "This is the Shinsengumi, come on out so we can see your papers, Mister Dead Fish."

Ene

*Ene curiously peers at Hijitaka from her locker* What is a Shinsengumi and who is this Mister Dead Fish? *She claps her hands with excitement* Ooh could this be a comedy routine! Like you call out for this guy and something happens!

Stormcall_Warlock

*he peeks in* Hello? Is my fireteam member here?

Hijikata

[Hijikata curiously looks down to see Ene. He was expecting an idiot, and he definitely found one.] "The Shinsengumi is a special police force, which has to deal with dumb stuff like this. Now, can you please show me the way to the actual owner of this place?" [Hijikata was getting a little impacient. It had to be Gintoki, no one else he knew would possibly do something this dumb...no, wait, there are a few people, actually. He quickly notices the strange people. He chooses to ignore them in favor of doing his job quickly.]

Ene

*Ene looks at Stormcall and points to the ladies bathroom* Well there is a fire in the toilet if thats what you are looking for. *She then apologetically gazes back at Hijitaka* Sorry cool looking police officer but the owner is right now climbing the gate behind you. *She suddenly covers her mouth and waves a free hand* Umm pretend you didn't hear that ... *Looking down she mumbles* I am so failing liars class again.

Soupicide

*Walks into orientation office* Is this the...*looks at note in hand*...Orchard Park city library? I'm here for the...umm...woodshop 3d class? I think?

Hijikata

"WHAT!?" [He totaly buys it. He immediately runs outside with his sword in hand, moving it from side to side with annoyance.] "Why are you running away!? Eh!? Are you scared!? You should be, I'm missing out on my LUNCH because of you! Do you have any idea how pissed I'll be if I miss my Mayorin!?" [Hijikata has left the scene, looking for a man that probably doesn't even exist.]

Ene

*A second Ene ominously spins her chair and faces Soupicide* Nope this happens to be St. Eve's! *She spins her hand carelessly* You know the blah blah blah school for the weird kids! *She leans against an arm as she quirks an eyebrow at Soupicide* You know by sneaking in here you may be one of us. ~~~~ *Meanwhile, the first Ene just laughs at Hijikata's reaction* Knew this was a comedy act!

Kazuya

[Kazuya sees the strange man run out with a strange look on his face. He gives the peculiar flier he had with him one look before gazing at the school itself.] Okay, this should be an experience. You have to wonder, who even is running this thin- [All he sees is Ene in front of him the moment he goes in. Just by looking at here he knew it had to do with her. Kazuya's right eye twitches for a moment before actually speaking up.] Is this a gift for the Snake too?

Soupicide

Sneaking in here? What do you mean? Is this not the library? But my note says...Wait, here, you take a look. *Starts ruffling through bag, murmuring* where did that sheet go, I put it right there...

Ene

*Ene fully emerges from her locker holding up a book with a triumphant look* Finally after years I have found you! May we never part for that would waste even more time! *She dramatically leans against the locker door closing it and then notices Kaz* Hey friend! Like what you see? *She motions to the empty hallway and grins.*

Ene

*The shadow cloned jujitsued Ene continues to watch Soupicide with interest* A spy in the making from what I can see. Oh they start off so young.

Kazuya

[He turns to the empty hallway for a good couple of seconds in complete silence. He then just stares at Ene with a poker face.] All I see is an empty hallway. What is there to see besides your usual antics, friend?

Soupicide

Waddya mean young?? I'll have you know I'm just short and...! *Trips, spilling paper everywhere* OHHHH, there's the note!

Gintoki

A man with silver hair and white clothes enters the scene. He carries a wooden blade with letters engraved on it and his face shows an expression that can only be described as the stare of a dead fish. A school? I don't remember a school being here before... I must be hallucinating or something. The man walks away while picking at his ear as if trying to ignore the school's existence.

Ene

*Ene innocently gazes about as she raises a finger to her lip* I don't really know what your talking about frieeeennnd. *She stresses the word with a smile* Just found this fun school and learned how to spy. I am a secret agent now! *She throws up her arms with excitement* Amazing right!? ~~~~~~ *Ene the second coming perks up at Mona's find* So what does it say? I didn't bring my glasses today so I can't see anything.

Soupicide

(OOC: Is Mona referring to me? I share a profile pic origin, but I'm not Mona)

Bgammax

OOC: Its a reasonable assumption to make, in most RPs the profile pic represents the character, makes it easier, might want to describe appearance a bit to avoid confusion

Soupicide

(OOC: I see. Call me Mona, then. I shall carry on his legacy. Assuming you meant me as Mona)

Bgammax

OOC: Yeah, the character Mona, not the account, is what we were meaning.

Ene

OOC: Rip ... yep in reference to soupicide. Sorry got distracted and messed up.

Soupicide

*Hands note over* See, it says right here, Orchard Par... *Looks at note again* WHAT?!? Letter of Acceptance?? But I could have sworn it said...Am I sleep deprived or something?

Soupicide

OOC: Rip ... yep in reference to soupicide. Sorry got distracted and messed up. (OOC: It's k. Just assume I look like Mona)

Kazuya

[Kazuya can't help but laugh at this. She was kind of a hassle with the snake thing but he couldn't deny she could be cute from time to time.] It's kind of hard to believe you used to be the tsun type. Anyway...I suppose it's amazing, but what good will it do if you almost never leave home? [Kazuya thinks that the best course of action right now would be to pat her head]

Ene

*Fake Ene claps for Soupicide and drops a black suitcase in front of her* Welcome to St. Eve's student and may you graduate... Or not die. *She shrugs* Either one works really. *She presses a button on the suitcase and it clicks open revealing ... a squirt gun and some fake blood* Use these tools to slay the best of them young trainee.

Soupicide

Oh. I..um... *Fidgets uncomfortably* I don't really...use...guns. Have any flashlights? I'm pretty handy with those!

Soupicide

(OOC: I'm a guy, btw. I might be misreading, but you keep calling me female. I can keep that pronoun for this RP, if you want me to. I'm ok with that.)

Ene

*Ene confidently folds her arms with a smirk* Easy i'll use my training to do some sneaking around with Snake-chan or some elaborate trap setting. This is totally not a wasted education! *She quirks her lips and mutters* Baka friend.

Ene

*Ene x2 reaches into a drawer and pulls out a fluorescent pink flashlight* *She then tosses it to soupicide* There ya go cadet use it well as you encounter the force and study ninjitsu. *She winks* It may even come in handy for getting people to talk.

Soupicide

Of course! No education is a waste!

Kazuya

[He sighs with a smile and mimics her pose.] It IS wasted because Snake-boy is going to bite the dust sooner or later, he is not getting any redemption after what he made us and you go through. [His honest smile turns into a mocking grin.] Baka friend.

Soupicide

Ohh yay! *Clicks around* The beam width is adjustable. Very nice! How did you get this?

Ene

*Ene leans in a bit and whispers to Kaz* Nope still not wasted for Snake-chan will be around forever. He is a really good friend like that. *Done she turns around and walks toward the end of the hall* *She lazily waves as she does this* Bye friend hope you enjoy spying. ~~~~~ *Ene the second awakening glances at the ceiling with a smirk* Got it from some reliable sources. *She mutters* Mainly Walmart.

Soupicide

*Still playing around with light* What happens if I do this? *Light spazzes out in strobe lights* Oh. Guess it could be used to blind the enemy?

Ene

*Ene the shadow stares at the flashlight with fascination* Okay I did not know the flashlight could do that ... I need to buy more now. *She slow claps for Soupicide* Congrats cadet you are now a second year since you discovered an actual skill.

Kazuya

[Kazuya moves his neck a bit, making a nasty noise of bones cracking, slowly following Ene.] If it's about spying, then I think I should give it a try. Maybe play her game for a bit...? Can't deny it's fun when thing don't get life threatening...like every time. [He chuckles and tries to see where she might be going, in tru spy fashion, athough he doesn't really have a training in this, he DID have to be sneaky a lot in the past just to stay alive.]

Minato_Yuki

*Minato enters the school* A school for the gifted..?

(edited by Minato_Yuki)

Ene

*Ene stops in front of a basic wooden door and quickly goes in* *The door swings closed with a click leaving the hall once again empty*

Kazuya

[Kazuya raises a single eyebrow and prepares himself. In his experience, now is the moment when a giant snake eats him alive.] There is no way that could happen here...right? [Kazuya then attempts to go through the same door Ene walked through]

Ene

*The door opens with ease revealing a pitch black stone corridor* *The sounds of footsteps reverberate around the walls as a musty smell becomes prevalent*

Kazuya

[He takes a very quick look at his surroundings and simply nods.] Okay then, I'm gonna get killed. [He laughs for a moment before moving forward, cautious of his surroundings.]

Ene

*The tunnel eventually widens and light can be seen at the end of it* *As Kaz continues on he is able to hear shounen anime music reminiscent of an old time* *Soon he reaches the end and sees a poorly made sign labeled "spy cave"* *Beneath it lies a set of bars akin to a dungeon prison*

Kazuya

[Kazuya quickly picks up on the theme song and tries to remember, it sounds familiar but after so many years, he just can't tell from what show it was anymore.] People say that one shouldn't walk towards the light at the end of the tunnel but...I don't know, I just hope nobody hears me say these cheesy lines. [Bravely, Kazuya keeps walking until he sees the "Spy Cave" sing, and notices the set of bars. He takes a closer look.] Why would something like this be in...you know what, this is Ene we're talking about.

Ene

*Upon taking a closer look the bars suddenly fly open in front Kaz* *Revealing a tiny room with blue design and filled with many cushions* *Many snake photos hang on the walls as the anime music filters throughout the room* *No one else can be seen in the room but a closed door in it carries the sound of humming*

Kazuya

[This was most likely some kind of trap, or something weird was going to happen.] Or both, I'm already here anyway. [Without much of a care for the world, Kazuya steps in.] An Otaku, who would've guessed? Then again, I'm a Tokusatsu fan so...

Gin-chan

*Gin suddenly slams the door open and looks at Kaz with surprise* Oi! Boy who said you could come into the headmasters room! *He flops down on one of the cushions with a dead fish expression* This place is meant to be a secret. You won't find the one piece or dragon balls here.

Kazuya

[Kazuya simply stands still with both eyes open wide. He was honestly speechless.] I...One Piece? And what do the dragon balls have to do with anything? [Kazuya looks around.] Have you seen a girl with blue hair? She's kind of short, also very dumb and kind of crazy.

Gin-chan

*Gin nonchalantly picks his nose and flicks his finger* Hmm girl blue hair nope. Try finding Hatsune Miku online. *He stares at Kazuya's with dead red eyes* Heard she was popular among young neets.

Kazuya

[He rubs the back of his head, mentally comparing Miku and Ene. Maybe she can sing too?] Well, now that you mention it... [But he gets serious once more, disregarding his own curiosity.] No, I mean...she is an actual girl, her names is Ene and she was apparently a student here. She also should go by the name...Takane, if I remember correctly. It's really important for me to find her.

Gin-chan

*Gin simply shrugs and turns on the one tv in the room* You should just try those dating sim games these days. Heard everyone is getting paired by them. *He smirks and his eyes momentarily shine red* Even a pair of glasses can find love.

Kazuya

[He tilts his head, but then just shakes his head and decides that it would be better to examine the room.] Geez, I don't even like her. That's Kalib's and apparently Gamma's deal.

Gin-chan

*As Kazuya examines the room he finds a newly created journal and plenty of drawings showing a girl with long lack hair and red eyes.* *On the floor he can see the tell tale signs of show marking but is unable to see a clear path* *Gin frowns at the search* Boy you are still not meant to be here. Can you hurry it up.

Kazuya

[He turns to him with a big smile as he takes a look at the journal.] Sorry, this is a really important spy investigation...thing. I will hurry but I can't make any promises.