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Normal Day at the Kurusu Household
*Maria was walking towards her house with Zen* Now hon, you're gonna have to be open around my mom.... she can be a bit Much sometimes.... *She sighs anxiously*
[Zenjiro looks at Maria slightly confused, then sighs] Mothers will be mothers I guess? Still, I think I’ll manage.... probably.
*he digs out of the ground infront of the house with his head being present* Knock knock!
I hope so..... for our sake.... *She opens the house with her key, and enters* Mom? I brought someone for you to meet
A small moth flies into the Warlock's head, as if telling him to be quiet. And to not randomly pop up in front of people's homes.
*She walks down the stairs* Hey Maria what's u- *She stops upon seeing Zen* Woah..... stud alert....
[He blushes slightly and steps in behind Maria] Been hearing that more often... H-Hello Mrs. Kurusu... [He waves slightly]
AH something is on me!
Satisfied with its work, the moth flies inside and lands on a table, watching everyone.
Why hello young man, who might you be?
Mom, I want you to meet Zenjiro Ishida.... he and I are..... in a relationship... *She blushes*
The moth's wings quiver a little. Both from the room's atmosphere and from a sudden burst of energy. It forces itself to sit still.
*Diego suddenly appears inside the house* "Alright, so who's the genius who kept the front door open?"
The moth flies into Diego, thoroughly annoyed that the atmosphere of its little show was ruined.
B-By relationship she means we’re just friends... [He holds out his hand for Joker to shake] E-Either way, it’s a pleasure to meet you Ma’am.
*The door had been closed*
"THE WORL-" *Before the moth could fly into him, he appears somewhere else* "Nice try, little moth."
*She takes the hand and smirks* Ah, two young lovebirds.... please dear the pleasure is all mine! Come, sit down while I prepare us all a drink.. *She leads the two to the kitchen counter* What's your drink, young man?
The moth, even more irritated, huffs. No fair... And everyone here has such strange auras... It lands on Joker's shoulder, and its small body glows.
Tea if you have it.. [He scratches the back of his head, clearly nervous...]
"No fair?" *He laughs* "In my universe, everything is fair."
Any particular type?
Not really... though green is kinda preferable but whatever you have. Um... where can I sit? [He looks around the kitchen...]
The masked man walks in through the doors, a curious look on his face. That moth is really quite something... Time to get a new subject perhaps. He follows the thing through the home, paying no mind to anything till he's spotted it upon the black haired woman's shoulder. "Hello there, I couldn't help but notice that odd moth flying into your home, the one on your shoulder, Miss? At any rate... I'm rather curious to see a talking moth, it's new even by my standards you see! And as a man of science I'm always looking for new knowledge."
*She points to the stools near the counter* Either there or in the couch in the living room, whatever you prefer *She meanwhile prepares the tea*
Huh? Who's this creepy person? The moth keeps its glow as it tilts its head at the masked man.
R-Right... [He turns and heads into the living room. He looks around a bit, then sits at the couch and sighs.] Is this going well..?
*Diego looks at the masked man* "What's wrong with a talking moth when there's a lot of strange people in this world?"
*he walks up to Clover* Aren't you that Relius guy who is quite infamous on human experimentation? *he starts fixing his vex legs*
I think she really like you hon! *She smiles excitedly*
*Erases all OOC knowledge from the thread leaving stormcall saying nothing*
(Good job Nexus)
You sure? You know I’ve never done this before... feels weird... [He lays sideways on the couch... unconsciously placing his head on Maria’s lap]
Relius stares at it and chuckles, he's clearly trying to come off as harmless... It doesn't work that well though. "Creepy you say? Why I'm just Relius Clover, a simple researcher and intelligence officer. No need to be so wary, you're just an interesting being. My world doesn't really have creatures such as yourself you see."
I haven't either Hon.... I know my mom seems scary but she's really a nice person.... she just needs to make sure you aren't a bad person and then you're in the clear!
I bet! And I find everything here to be weird, too. Lots of Wild Cards. It's hard to contain my energy around them! It nuzzles Joker, glowing a little brighter.
OOC: Oops Oh, never took you for much of a bug catcher, Colonel. A shady-looking man leans against the doorway, and tips his hat to the group and most pointedly to Relius. Long time no see, it's me your best pal Hazama!
(edited by hazama-but-RP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! There is the muffled sound of screaming in the distance.
Right.... right.... [There's a sudden knock at the door. They don't seem to be expecting any visitors today... unless it's Jerry from across the street, in which case... NO JERRY!]
A young man with a shady expression and curiosity filled eyes approeaches the weird group of people who appear to be ignoring each other. "You don't see this very often" Kazuma's attention, however, shifts to Hazama and Relius. "Wow, if it isn't my favorite pair of sadistic men, who are also technically my dad and little bro. How is it going, fellow classy men?"
*She brings the tea to the two before heading to the door* Who on Earth could that be?
SPACE IS... DANGEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!! The muffled screaming gets louder.
Relius smirks at the snake leaving man, finally someone who might be helpful to an extent, well helpful in a purposeful way at least. "Ah Captain Hazama? Pleasure to see you, I'd heard tell of your being around this Nexus place but this is our first encounter. Seen any of our old friends wandering about or just us from back home?" His eyes shift towards Kazuma, hmm... Wasn't expecting to see that one again, what's next? The idiot Terumi. And openly calling them sadistic? Is he trying to blow any attempt at cover. "I'm doing rather well all things considered, but I'm rather shocked at you saying such things about us Kazuma. Sadistic? I'm nothing of the sort, just a simple researcher as I'm sure you both know."
.... [Yet another knock, a bit lighter this time.... I swear Jerry you better stop! No one wants to play Poker with you!]
"Why is this house so crowded?"
Coming! *She finally gets to the door and opens it*
"Why is this house so crowded?" OOC: The question I also ask myself
The moth, still on Joker's shoulder, is taken along for the ride and looks at whoever is on the other side of the door.
*Is very confused as to why this house is so crowded...*
[The door swings open. Behind it was a young woman with long black hair and a dark green highlight. One of her eyes was silver and the other was red. Her clothing was dark, consisting of black and grey.] Grandma Akira! [She smiles and hugs Joker, slightly squeezing her]
*Diego's horse, Silver Bullet, enters the house*
A man with a beautiful pompadour kicks down the door Did somebody say Space Dandy? Cause if they did, Dandy is here to stay baby. Dandy winks and fixes his pompadour
*Her eyes widen in surprise* Sorry, GRANDMA?! I suddenly feel 30 years older.....
*Her jaw drops and she stands up* Did I hear her right? She said Grandma..... HOLY SHIT
You say that like... [The girl pulls away. She then steps back a little bit and examines Joker.] ... Now that you mention it.... you look younger...
A man clad in white, his suit akin to an astronaut's suit, crashes through the roof, fortunately nobody is harmed. Owwwwwww.... I could have sworn I took the parachute switch with me! Where am I? A house? Oh I hope nobody got hurt!
A woman slumped the corner burps, drawing attention to herself. She had been sitting there the entire time, drinking whiskey from a bottle. Its so crowded cuz its like the only place open tonight... Unfortunately, she is wasted. Her words are slurred and difficult to comprehend, but on the bright side, I'm too lazy to make that apparent in her dialogue.
Yes, I washed up in this dandy little amalgamation of worlds some time ago. I can't quite remember how I got here to begin with, sadly...but you should know that it's just me before you. Not the...well, "other" me. You get the picture. Hazama turns to Kazuma, glancing at him briefly before looking around the home with raised eyebrows. Ah, seems we've just sort of barged into this household, haven't we? My apologies, but I think the Colonel and I have a bit of catching up to do...so I hope you don't mind if we stick around. He bows politely, hoping for the owners of the place to be a little merciful.
I'm sorry.... who are you again? *She stares blankly at the black haired girl*
The moth shudders. Still so busy... and this shouldn't be happening... Maybe that's what I felt earlier? The moth flies up to Monica. Are you a Wild Card like your granny too?
*Silver Bullet walks up to Diego right before Diego starts stroking the horse's mane* "And I thought that those cafés were usually crowded."
W-What?! It's me, Monica! Your granddaughter! Monica Ishida! [And at that moment was when things felt kind of.... awkward...]
Dandy hears Hazama say Dandy and turns to him So, were you the one that said my name before? Dandy sighs If only you were a chick. Would've totally been worth the trip here. Fate is cruel, ain't it baby?
...... *She turns to Maria and Zen* So..... your... daughter is here?
*Diego and Silver Bullet suddenly appear next to the moth* "What is this "wild card" that you speak of?"
*She stares at Monica* Wh..... wh.....what the... *She seems bewildered beyond comprehension*
[Zen was... just smiling.... nervously smiling. It's clear that he doesn't understand what's going on. Suddenly this girl is claiming to be related to him...]
I'll take the lack of response as a yes! Phew! I should really always keep the Parachute Switch in the Kaban! The spaceman turns off his switches on his belt, revealing a high school student with a pompadour, and a bright smile.
Kazuma shrugs without much interest about his surroundings. He was just amazed even Relius had shown up now, although, not all that amazed about the fact that he seemed older now. "Oh well, I can just sit and watch the chaos unfold before my eyes, just like all the other times in the past." With one quick move, the young vessel sit in a nearby chair with one leg crossed over the other.
Zen.... hon say something!
I.... I........... I............... [He seems to be at a complete loss for words... poor guy...]
Relius raises an eyebrow at Haz, Terumi's gone from the man? This bodes well in some ways... But if Susanoo is free again, that could be very bad for his research. "Yes, it sounds as though we've much to discuss... And who in the hell calls them self Dandy?" He stares at Dandy with an annoyed look for a moment, before shrugging and turning over to Gentaro. That suit is rather odd looking, but obviously very durable to have survived such a fall unharmed... Perhaps it's technology could be useful? "As for your fall Mr, I believe everyone is perfectly fine. And that's a rather interesting piece of armor you wear, is it something akin to a Nox Nyctores perhaps? Oh and where are my manners, Relius Clover here." The sudden vanishing of the armor is all the more interesting, teleporting? Or matter manipulation? Either way it's curious.
Hazama stares blankly at the pompadour-toting man before him. I...I'm sorry have we met? Well, whatever. I'm Hazama, from intelligence. Nice to meet you. He follows his counterpart to the table and takes a seat himself, sitting in an almost identical way to him.
[Monica looks beyond Joker, spotting the two people on the couch] Mommy! Daddy! [She rushes to them with her arms out. She then leaps towards Zen and tackles him]
(Someone call Chris McLean, because it looks like we have some TOTAL DRAMA )
I don't even know what to say.....
The moth pouts and lands elsewhere. The only one that's noticing me is Mean Teleporting Guy... I guess they're invested in their lil stuff though. I wonder what's manipulating time so much...
Wait! [She gets off him] Why is your hair like that?! Why aren't you wearing your cap?! Why aren't you cuddling with mom?! You always cuddle with mom when you get home!
Knocks,... Nick Tories? I don't know what that is, but that was the Fourze System, developed by my best bud Kengo! I'm Gentaro Kisaragi, and I'm the man who's gonna be friends with everyone in the Nexus! Nice to meet'cha!
*He points to the moth* "The only mean one here is you little moth."
*She stares blankly at the girl* I uh..... huh? *She blushes at the thought of cuddling*
Hey! I resent that remark, Mister Hates Everybody! The moth flutters its wings. I'm not mean at all! Maybe.
I..... I have so many questions.... [He sits up... and fixes his hair a little.] Just.... who are you? You're claiming to be my daughter out of nowhere.... you look too old...
Dandy puts his hands in his pocket and looks at Relius a little ticked off Hey! Dandy is a great name you hear! And names Space Dandy for you, only people I let call me Dandy are hot chicks and my crew baby. He looks up at the ceiling I wonder what those guys are up to any way. He then looks at Gentaro and finger guns I see you're rocking the pomp as well baby. Looking good man. Dandy turns his gaze to Hazama Well its nice to meet you baby. Names Space Dandy.
(edited by Space_Dandy)
I also have those questions missy!
"I don't get this moth, it just called me a name in a mean tone and then said that itself wasn't mean."
*I aproach the area bored seeing what happens from here*
[Monica turns to Maria...] Now that you mention it... you both look younger.... like teens.... [Then it hit her... the reason why they don't know her and why they all look younger] I'm.... I'M IN THE PAST!
That's because it's a fact that you're mean! You have bad intentions! It flies up and bops his nose.
Of course you're from the friggin future..... *She facepalms* I guess she is my kid.....
"Bad intentions? Like what?" *He puts his hand on his hip*
But she has my last name.... and if what she says is true.... [Zen looks at Maria... then blushes intensely] W.... W.... W-We....
Well, you hate humanity, and you're willing to kill to get what you want. I hate part of humanity, too, but I don't hate all of it! So there!
*She looks back at him and also blushes* HOLY SHIT
*Somewhere else in the house, Mig sighs...*
T-This has to be some kind of joke, r-right?! I mean time travel?! There's no way this is real.... it's impossible... [It seems he isn't accepting this very well... or at all...]
*He chuckles* "Wow, are you some kind of mind reader? Because you just got that all right."
Hon, I time traveled remember? She probably inherited my powers..... or something? *She's trying to grasp the situation*
Yep! I can feel everyone's hearts! That's why I can feel the Wild Cards and that sad lady... Better go cheer her up! The moth flies off towards Migrant.
T.... That's.... I... need to lay down.... Yeah... that's all I need... [He gets up and lays on the couch again... and unconsciously places his head on Maria's lap again...] Just... need to rest....
*He looks behind him with his arms crossed* "What do you think about that moth?" *He nods his head* "I know that you can't talk and all, but I can somehow understand you."
He looks at Gen and raises an eyebrow, clearly this Fourze System is something special... It's owner however seems to be an idiot, befriend everyone in the Nexus? An impossible goal and quite frankly pointless... What a waste. "Befriend everyone hmm? What an odd goal, well I'm simply a man of science myself, whoever built this sounds like an engineer as well I'd guess? If you chance upon him tell the man his work seems impressive, I'd be interested to see if it's power can compare to my own creations at some point..."
ZEN YOU'RE NOT DREAMING GET UP!
Hazama leans on one hand, tapping the table with his finger. His eye is ever so slightly twitching at Dandy's antics. He mutters something under his breath before turning to Relius. So, Colonel. How have you been, eh? It's certainly been some time, and I'm ever so curious as to how you've been managing yourself.
*He turns around* "You know, for someone called THE WORLD, I'd expect you to talk or something. It seems that you're not that spec-" *Diego stumbles backwards holding his gut* "W-Was that was necessary?"
(edited by -Diego_Brando-)
I...... I'm just at a loss.... [He sighs and sits back up] Right..... you're... m-my daughter... and her daughter too...
A-apparently.....
Yeah... I'm sorry to cause you both such trouble... I should go then... [Monica stands up and faces them]
You're a smart guy too!? I don't know if Kengo and you would be friends, but I'm sure he'd love to hear your praise!
No, don't go! We were just.... shocked is all.... how did you even get here?
(edited by -Maria-)
The moth flies by Gentaro... and immediately falls to the ground, twitching from the sheer friendliness.
Well... I was messing with my powers a bit... accidentally opened up a portal... then bam, ended up here. Either that or some jerk is messing with me.
So you do have chaos powers.... they really are hereditary....
(edited by -Maria-)
*Diego appears on the couch, still holding his gut*
Well yeah. I always thought I was the perfect mix of you both. Mom with her powers and weirdness. And Dad with his perfect body and detective skills.
Hey, I thought I had a perfect body.... *She pouts*
*Is not sad, merely fully aware that shenanigans are in progress.*
I-I didn't mean it like that Mom! I was just giving examples is all! [She sits between them and hugs Maria]
Relius shrugs, not much has happened lately... Not since Izanami's victory anyways. "Oh the usual Captain, trying to get a lay of the land.. Continue my research, ever since Izanami got done I've not been doing anything much. But perhaps I'll find a goal worth looking into soon! The Nexus does seem to be full of much to learn after all so I've got hope on that count, and there doesn't seem to be anything akin to Intervention as far as I've noticed. Always a plus isn't it?" The man rubs his chin in thought absently for a moment. Turning back to Gen after he's come out of the daze. "Friends aren't something I usually make, but most would be at least where I come from. Some call me one of the greatest minds of our time honestly... But if you ask me there's always more to learn, one can never stop striving towards knowledge lest they grow complacent."
*She just.... stares and.... smiles? She pats the head of the girl* It's Allright, dear, I know it wasn't meant in a bad way..... god I suddenly feel 20 years older....
Gentaro looks around. This place is pretty quiet aside from those folks over there talking about crazy stuff! If there's one thing my Senpai taught me it's that messing around with time only gives you hope! Well, that and an army of Zodiarts, but Zodiarts are nothing when compared to the power of my friendship!
Hey... I don't really have anywhere to stay... and I'm guessing this is before you two started living together so... who should I stay with?
"Welcome to my life!"
Thank you for the commentary mother! *She sighs* I guess.... with me?
If... you think that's best... [She looks over to Zen] What do you say Dad? Should I stay with Mom?
Yeah... besides, Sis might kill me if I let someone else live in our place... actually she would kill me if that person also happened to be my daughter... from the future... So yeah... [He rubs the back of his head]
Hazama nods, twirling one of his many knives between his fingers absent-mindedly as he does. Quite. Without the Master Unit, Takamagahara, or that damn vampire around life has been pretty smooth. Of course, we're in no shortage of the usual hero-types like usual, in fact there are even more than I'm used to.
*She snapped her fingers* My room just became a little bigger, so there we go
Thank you both... [Monica wraps her arms around them both and pulls them in for a hug! She eventually let them go and gets up.] Well... I should go find Rex... I'll be back before dark.
Sorry Rex?
You'll see him in a little bit. Adorable little guy... sharp tail though. Anyway, I'll see you later! [She rushes out the front door...... well... that was interesting]
Man even the Rabbit Hutch was more inclusive, and we were on the Moon! Gentaro whispers to himself, unaware of any listeners. Should I invite every single one of my buds up to the one I found?
*She watches her go* Well.... I am now extremely tired.... Honey, we are gonna go lie doen in my room now
[He nods] Yeah, I should head home too... another thing Sis would kill me for... [He stands up and heads to the front door] Goodnight.
Relius sighs and looks down at the metal limbs under his coat, no matter things change they always seem to stay the same huh... Well it's not like they're impossible to deal with. "I see, good to know that then... So she's not here yet hmm? What about that fool The Bloodedge? He's usually more your issue than mine but I'm still no fan, and for that matter what of "The other you"? Surely he hasn't perished in this place."
I said.... *She grabs his arm* My room. Now. *She drags him up to her room*
That was..... something..... *She sits down* Anyway...... I guess I'll go back to what I was doing...
[Something feels... off. It feels as though the woman on the couch is being watched...]
*She looks around* So the hell is there? Show yourself!
[.... Nothing.... it might've just been her imagination. Yeah, that's definitely it.... heh...]
*She settles down* I guess... I might be becoming delusional.... oh god I really am a grandmother!
[Suddenly a girl pops up in front of Joker! She wraps her arms around her and squeezes her hard!]
Hazama scowls, his grip on the knife tightening. Our little Man of Azure is alive and well, still as annoying as ever. As for my "other half", we've lost contact for the time being. We recreated the Susanoo Unit to the best of our abilities, and then went our separate ways. I've kept myself busy with other plans, but I imagine he won't stay quiet forever. The man examines himself in the blade of his knife, opening one eye slightly. Perhaps we should prepare for that, I doubt we're targets he intends to keep safe.
*She nearly wheezes* Oh god not another one!
[The girl ends the hug with a kiss on the cheek. She sets Joker down and poses... triumphantly...] Success! Malware has infected her first victim!
Joker? You okay?
...... *She deadpans* Sorry, infect? Malware?
Yes! Malware's name is Malware! I'm here to infect all of humanity! [She poses again, this time with a finger pointed at Joker] You have been infected!
Infected? Infected with what? What the hell did you do to me?
.... Infected?
Malware infected you silly! Malware used what you call a hug and a kiss! [Malware pulls out a lil camera and takes a photo of Joker]
Relius's eyebrow twitches at the mention of Susanoo, either way Hazama is woefully correct... "Indeed, I'm not overly fond of mankind at large either, but even so I'll not allow myself to just die at his hands. Of course I guess this means I've something to focus on for now hmm? Susanoo is back, tch. If he still wants what I think he does even I'm not letting it happen... Far too much to learn." He stares at Malware from the corner of his eye, what new foolishness is this? Some infection... Gah, perhaps it's something to do with souls?
..... I don't think you know how human affection works....
Hm? Of course Malware knows! Malware is a state-of-the-art infection program! It's Malware's job to infect everyone! ... Do you not like Malware's infection?
a mimikyu falls in front of the house. OR IS IT!?
Never said I didn't.... *She points to her lips* Wanna infect me here?
Gentaro decides that he has once again, seen too much, and departs, searching for a locker to store his important items. I'll be buds with everyone! Everyone I say! Even if-- no, ESPECIALLY if it means befriending those weirdos with zero situational awareness!
*Diego, who's still on the couch, wakes up from randomly passing out* "Did someone say infect?"
Ohhhhh my..... I don't think this infection is working like it wants to.
But Malware already Infected you! It's not fair if you hog all of the infection! [She throws a fist into the air anf shouts] Humanity will be infected by Malware!
Nah, I'm not "infected" per say.... *She sighs and points to the door* Also, Haz and Dr.Evil over there, get the fuck out of my house. I can hear your entire conversation and I refuse to let my house be a lair for every local villain.
(edited by FemJokerboi)
Y-You're not?! Did Malware make a mistake?! Malware did everything right! Hugs and kisses infect humans! [She seems to be thinking very hard about this.... even though her intelligence is questionable]
That's not how those work, Malware.....
*Diego appears behind Malware* "So, you can infect people too?"
Unless your infection is love, that's not how it works.
B-But Malware should know! Malware had access to the world-wide web! Wait... Ah HA! You're trying to trick Malware! Trying to stop Malware from infecting Humanity! Well your attempt failed!
*Sighs* You know what, whatever, believe everything on the internet, that's a GREAT idea....
IM OKAY! gets up, still outside. sigh where did I end up this time?
(ZA WARUDO WIDU WEBU)
Hazama perks up, glaring at the woman for a split second before reverting to his usual gentle smile. Evil? Me? How rude, I'm just a harmless intelligence agent. Still, if you wish for us to leave then I shall gladly oblige. Toodles.~ With that, he makes for the door.
*The door busts open as a man in a business suit and a crazy smile walks in.* Hello everyone! Local villain, Dan Kuroto, is here to party!
The internet is the source of all knowledge! Even pointless things like "Pancake Memes"! [Yep... she's dumb]
"Hey virus woman, I asked you a question."
*She glares at him as he leaves* Oh shit the fuck up Hazama! *She turns to Kuroto* You know what, I'm going upstairs to sleep, I font care Any more *She exits*
[She turns to the raptor man] Yes! Malware is here to infect all of Humanity! Do you wish to be infected?
"No thanks, I just want to know how you infect people." (Mind: She has to be a stand user...)
Relius smirks at the woman and stands up, him a villian? Hardly, these fools simply don't understand his vision of progress. "I can assure you, evil is the last thing one would call me but it's understandable to want us gone. That having been said, if you happen to see Susanoo anywhere let Hazama or I know... Regardless of your feelings on us? He's a madmen bent on killing as many as possible, I've no intentions of letting that happen without my interference." And with his parting words The Mad Puppeteer walks away from the building, this certainly was a most interesting trip indeed.
(edited by Relius-Clover)
It is quite simple! Malware hugs and kisses Humans! Are you sure you don't want to be infected? You look like you need it! OOC: Nope. Just a dumb program...
(edited by -Malware-)
"No it's fine, I that's all I need to know." (Mind: Maybe she's not a stand user after all.)
(edited by -Diego_Brando-)
Ok... Then Malware shall be off! Malware has infected her first Human, now she must infect more! [She runs out of the house with determination.... and stupidity.]
(When I typed "mind:" I was thinking, it wasn't an OOC)
(edited by -Diego_Brando-)
... Man this always happens.
is still outside WHERE THE HECK AM I!?