But Malware already Infected you! It's not fair if you hog all of the infection! [She throws a fist into the air anf shouts] Humanity will be infected by Malware!

The internet is the source of all knowledge! Even pointless things like "Pancake Memes"! [Yep... she's dumb]

[Suddenly a girl pops up in front of Joker! She wraps her arms around her and squeezes her hard!]

[The girl ends the hug with a kiss on the cheek. She sets Joker down and poses... triumphantly...] Success! Malware has infected her first victim!

Yes! Malware's name is Malware! I'm here to infect all of humanity! [She poses again, this time with a finger pointed at Joker] You have been infected!

Ok... Then Malware shall be off! Malware has infected her first Human, now she must infect more! [She runs out of the house with determination.... and stupidity.]

[Something feels... off. It feels as though the woman on the couch is being watched...]

Malware infected you silly! Malware used what you call a hug and a kiss! [Malware pulls out a lil camera and takes a photo of Joker]

B-But Malware should know! Malware had access to the world-wide web! Wait... Ah HA! You're trying to trick Malware! Trying to stop Malware from infecting Humanity! Well your attempt failed!

[.... Nothing.... it might've just been her imagination. Yeah, that's definitely it.... heh...]