You got to be joking....

I'm pretty sure drowning is way better than being eaten by a Zombie. Consider yourself lucky.

Fair enough.

and you haven't invited me

What, do you WANT to be in a Zombie Apocalypse rather than your café?

yes

Oh Sorry then

its okay, i dont mind

When does day 2 go up?

Right now in fact. DAY TWO: -Mishima (Team 7) goes Fishing -Blu (Team 8) collects fruits -Marik Ishtar and Ancient Gear Soldier (Team 5) look for resources while also keeping an eye on a nearby Zombie -Mona (Team 3) begs Corbin (Team 3) to kill him. Corbin refuses. -Ikebu Kuro (Team 4) receives food from an unknown source. -Laharl's Zombie GF (Team 6) hunts people along two other zombies. -Akechi Kun (Team 1) discovers a river. -Gin (Team 1) dies from hunger. -Bartz (Team 6) questions his sanity. -Van Helsing (Team 7), Soupicide (Team 8) and Ruka Maaka (Team 5) look for resources while also keeping an eye on a nearby Zombie. -Aishiomi (Team 4) stabs Golden Yu (Team 2) with a... Branch? Holy shit, Ai! -Shadowgear (Team 1) receives an explosive from an unknown source. -Laharl (Team 2) looks for Firewood. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371981856243056651/372002778740162560/2D2.png

Fast service!

I prepared a bunch of them in advance. That's just how I do things.

Ah, I see.

Nyan Nyan it seems like i still live, hopefully i'll win.

... Who's alt are you?

Not telling ;)

DAY THREE: -Shadowgear (T1) tells a Zombie about his life story. -Minato Yuki (T4) sees a fire, but stays hidden. -A Zombie destroys Bona's (T3) supplies in his sleep. -Ancient Gear Soldier (T5) tries to sleep but his nightmares get to him. -Corbin (T3) tries to sleep but nightmares. -Blu (T8) questions his sanity -Bartz (T6) thinks about home. -Soupicide (T8) and Mishima (T7) sleep in shifts. -Ruka Maaka (T5) fights a Zombie, but neither kills the other. -Aishiomi (T4) fails at making a fire. -Ikebu Kuro (T4) dies from an infection. -A Zombie fends off Laharl's Zombie GF (T6), Hazamod (T7) and Akechi Kun (T1) from his territory. -Marik Ishtar (T5) lets Laharl (T2) into his shelter. -Aincrad Hazel (T2) and Van Helsing (T7) huddle up for warmth. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371981856243056651/372008372243005450/2D3.png

Of course, I had to die in the first round.

DAY FOUR: -Mishima (T7) gets medical supplies from an unknown source. -Marik Ishtar (T5) gets an explosive from an unknown but racist source. -Aishiomi (T4) scares away a Zombie. -Shadowgear (T1) stalks a Zombie. -Bona (T3) and Hazamod (T7) aid a Zombie in killing Ancient Gear Soldier (T5) -Laharl's Zombie GF (T6) collects fruits. -Bartz (T6) overhears Ruka Maaka (T5) talking to a Zombie. -Van Helsing (T7) travels to higher ground. -Aincrad Hazel (T2) receives water from an unknown source. -Two Zombies do a Double Suicide. -Laharl (T2) overhears a conversation between Soupicide (T8) and Minato Yuki (T4) -Corbin (T3) and Blu (T8) look for resources. -Akechi Kun (T1) makes a wooden spear. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371981856243056651/372014582576840704/2D4.png

Oh ho i still live yay.

I've personally finished recording the entire apocalypse. If you want it all in one big update or keep the suspense to the end, vote here: https://strawpoll.com/7ze54s7z

Wait! You can't kill a robot!

Yeah I'm also a duel Monster.

Just woke up also.

I'm pretty sure a Master Kyonshee can kill an Ancient Gear Soldier.

Polymerization and 4 ancient gear Monsters what do you get?

A beatstick. And a -5.

A BEAT STICK THAT'S UNTOUCHABLE

Gameciel.

We aren't gonna be far if no one votes.

3 total votes so far...

Not allot of people are awake right now,

WAKE THE F*CK UP, AMERICA!

Oh hey, I'm not dead yet!

I did pretty well.

I haven't posted the end yet, I'm waiting for votes. You can't say anything about "doing well" right now.

I survived a whole 1 day more. Fabulous.

Vote for the poll, people.

F*ck it, posting it all as one big thing. DAY FIVE: -Aincrad Hazel (T2) receives medical supplies from an unknown source. -Van Helsing (T7) has no idea of where he is right now. -Marik Ishtar (T5) huddles with a Zombie for warmth. -Shadowgear (T1) tries to treat his infection. -Aishiomi (T4) quietly hums. -Soupicide (T8) and Bona (T3) tell each other their life stories. -Mishima (T7) tends to Laharl's (T2) wounds. -Minato Yuki (T4) can't sleep. -Blu (T8) and Hazamod (T7) tell each other their life stories. -Corbin (T3) cooks some food. -Laharl's Zombie GF (T6) sleeps in shift with another Zombie. -Akechi Kun (T1), Ruka Maaka (T5) and Bartz (T6) sleep in shifts while keeping an eye on a nearby Zombie. --- DAY SIX: -Aincrad Hazel (T2) and Aishiomi (T4) get in a brawl with 3 Zombies. -Shadowgear (T1) discovers a river. -Corbin (T3) practices his archety. -Soupcide (T8) stalks Van Helsing (T7) -Marik Ishtar (T5) discovers a river. -Bona (T3) travels to higher ground. -Blu (T8) scares off Mishima (T7) -Laharl (T2) and Ruka Maaka (T5) get in a brawl with 3 Zombies. -Bartz (T6), Hazamod (T7), a Zombie, Minato Yuki (T4) and Laharl's Zombie GF (T6) form a temporary alliance. -Akechi Kun discovers a cave. DAY SEVEN: -Aishiomi (T4) tries to treat his infection. -Hazamod (T7) keeps an eye on a Zombie. -Van Helsing (T7) climbs a tree. -Aincrad Hazel (T2) sucks at making fire, which is ironic considering what he kicked my ass with. -Laharl's Zombie GF (T6) and a Zombie sing cheerful songs. Bartz (T6) looks in horror. -Shadowgear (T1) fails at convincing Laharl (T2) not to kill him. Well, at least it's not day 1. -A Zombie kills both Akechi Kun (T1) and Soupicide (T8). -Blue (T8) sleeps. -Minato Yuki (T4) destroys Ruka Maaka's (T5) supplies in her sleep. -Marik Ishtar (T5) tends to his wounds. -Corbin (T3) and Mishima (T7) get into a fight, but neither kills the other. -Bona (T3) climbs a tree. --- DAY EIGHT: -Aishiomi (T4) questions his sanity. -Laharl (T2) is pricked by Thorns while picking berries. -Corbin (T3) thinks about home. -Aincrad Hazel (T2) and Marik Ishtar (T5) look for resources. -Van Helsing (T7), Bartz (T6) and Mona (T3) look for resources while keeping an eye on a Zombie. -Laharl's Zombie GF (T6) goes hunting. -Blu (T8), Ruka Maaka (T5), Mishima and Hazamod (T7) all make wooden spears. -Minato Yuki (T4) discovers a river. DAY NINE: -Bartz (T6) kills a Zombie using an explosive. -Aincrad Hazel (T2) tries to sing himself to sleep. -Ruka Maaka (T5) and Bona (T3) flirt while a Zombie looks in horror. -Marik Ishtar (T5), a Zombie and Laharl's Zombie GF (T6) get into a fight. Laharl's Zombie GF kills both of them. -A Zombie convinces Van Helsing (T7) to snuggle with him. -Mishima (T7) sabotages Corbin's (T3) supplies in his sleep. -Hazamod (T7) and Aishiomi (T4) team up to keep an eye on Zombies. -Laharl (T2) receives an explosive from an unknown source. -Minato Yuki (T4) kills Blu (T8), cementing himself as the true blue-haired protagonist on this land. ---

DAY TEN: -A Zombie leaves Corbin (T3) to die after injuring him. -Aishiomi (T4) and a Zombie get into a fight but neither kills the other. -Laharl's Z-GF (T6), Hazamod (T7) and Minato Yuki (T4) look for resources while keeping an eye on a nearby Zombie. -A Zombie kills Van Helsing (T7), Ruka Maaka (T5), Aincrad Hazel (T2) and Bartz (T6) with a single explosive. -Mishima (T7) travels to a higher ground. -A Zombie begs for Laharl (T2) to kill him. He refuses. TEAMS 1, 5 AND 8 HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT. DAY ELEVEN: -Hazamod (T7) screams for help. -Mishima (T7) just sleeps. -Bona (T3) kills a Zombie. -Aishiomi (T4) does nothing. -Laharl's Z-GF (T6) accidentaly kills Laharl (T2) while trying to defend him from a Zombie. She ends up killing the Zombie as well. -Minato Yuki (T4) gets buddy-buddy with the Zombie that did that Quadruple Kill. --- DAY TWELVE: -Minato Yuki (T4) spears fish with a trident. -The Serial-Killing Zombie chases Mishima (T7) -Mona (T3) receives Medical Supplies from an unknown source. -Hazamod (T7) sprains his ankle. -Aishiomi (T4) overhears Laharl's Z-GF (T6) and anothe Zombie talking. --- DAY THIRTEEN: -Minato Yuki (T4) talks with Hazamod and Mishima (T7) about the shitty situation. -Laharl's Z-GF (T6) gets with another Zombie. -Mona (T3) tries to treat his infection. -Aishiomi (T4) thinks about home. DAY FOURTEEN: -The Serial-Zombie kills a Zombie that was after Hazamod's (T7) flesh. -Mishima (T7) narrowly escapes a Zombie. -Minato Yuki (T4) thinks about home. -Mona (T3) runs away from Laharl's Z-GF (T6). -Aishiomi (T4) makes a Slingshot. --- DAY FIFTEEN: -Laharl's Z-GF (T6) sucks as bad as he did at making fires. -Mishima (T7) stalks the Zombie that almost killed him. -Aishiomi (T4) cries himself to sleep. -Mona (T3) sucks at making fires. -Hazamod (T7) sets up a camp. -Minato Yuki (T4) tries to treat his infection. --- DAY SIXTEEN: -Hazamod (T7) tries to sleep through the day. -The Serial Zombie is after Bona (T3) -Aishiomi and Minato Yuki (T4) look for resources. -Laharl's Z-GF (T6) camouflages in bushes. -Mishima (T7) receives medical supplies (again). DAY SEVENTEEN: -Laharl's Z-GF (T6) is stung to death by Hornets. -A Zombie throws the Serial Zombie from a cliff. -Bona (T3) knocks Minato Yuki (T4) unconscious and leaves him to die. -Hazamod and Mishima (T7) team up to known Aishiomi (T4) out and leave him there. --- DAY EIGHTEEN: -Hazamod (T7) spares a Zombie that wanted to die. -Mishima (T7) gets more medical supplies from that unknown source. -Bona (T3) is killed in his sleep by a Zombie. --- DAY NINETEEN: -Mishima (T7) bashes a Zombie's head in, killing it. -Hazamod (T7) decapitates a Zombie using an ellaborate trap. --- DAY TWENTY: -Hazamod pushes Mishima off a cliff. The king of Trollvania has proven himself to be the king of survival! Hurray to the great Hazamod! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371981856243056651/372072568498290688/2DEND.png

Aww man, it looks like nobody realized that this had ended!

R.I.P me

Bet

Well at least I died being a savage.

As if!

Of course Mishima and Hazamod would be the last 2 left.

Minato killed me, well serves me right for sleeping while my only other teammate soupocide dies

“Hazamod and Mishima (T7) team up to known Aishiomi (T4) out and leave him there.” I’ll assume that means kill me.

Knock Not-Mono Me meant Knock

How the hell did I get killed by a zombie with an explosive? Also HOW DOES A ZOMBIE USE AN EXPLOSIVE?!

Landmines Probably Landmines are nice

Pippin from landmines R.I.P Aincrad Hazel

Land mines are a pippin in the ass.

Van Helsing killed many creatures, and of course he gets killed by a single zombie.

Bumping for those that didn't see their fates

GOD DAMNIT NO ONE INVITED ME TO KILL STUFF?! YOU ALL SUCK!

I don't even know you.