I will provide you all with free Coke.

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Captain_Coke

But you can't drink any other drink (especially Pepsi) anymore.

BonafideMonafide04

Nah man I don't do drugs xddddddddddddd

TogoSystem

No thanks. I'll stick to water.

Yu-Narukami

Soda's bad for you, man. I only want cinnamon whiskey. And Amrita Soda. Delicious to the very last drop, Am'I'righta?

Applebloom

Should my apple business feel threatened by this

Captain_Coke

Alright fine you guys can drink water too, just don't drink Pepsi.

Yu-Narukami

Let's all get some Amrita Soda then. I hear that shit cures cancer.

Captain_Coke

Coke cures almost anything.

Yu-Narukami

Blasphemy! Amrita Soda is the only soda that cures anything!

Goro_Akechi_

Pepsi max is way better than coke

Applebloom

Drink some delicious apple cider instead It'll get you hot chicks or something

Captain_Coke

Coke will get you tons of bitches my dudes.

Goro_Akechi_

All you get from coke is diabetes

Se-yeong_Choi

Don't do Coke kids If a man comes up to you and offers you all the Coke in the world, don't Listen to him. He only wants your life. Lololololol

Captain_Coke

Pepsi Max will give you super aids.

Applebloom

If you want respectful girls drink cider

Yu-Narukami

Is the cider alcoholic?

Captain_Coke

Is the cider alcoholic? It is, now drink a non-alcoholic beverage like Coke.

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Hibiki

Is it only Coke or do all Coca cola products count see coke doesn't like me but i'll live my life drinking water and sprite maybe crystal pepsi makes things tough

Applebloom

Depends My granny never gives me the good stuff

Captain_Coke

Is it only Coke or do all Coca cola products count see coke doesn't like me but i'll live my life drinking water and sprite maybe crystal pepsi makes things tough I said that you could drink water.

Hibiki

Okay but that didn't really answer the question?

Captain_Coke

Okay but that didn't really answer the question? Only Coke, Dasani water, and Sprite are allowed. So basically, only Coke products are allowed.

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TogoSystem

I only want tap water. Bottled water is BS.

Aitome_Korichi

What about root beer? I like AnW root beer but I'll settle for barqs root beer

Migrant

Mmm.... just one coke is not worth this trade. A lifetime's supply, maybe.

JunesBoy

No Pepsi, but I get free Coke products... that sounds like a fair trade-off. The contract is sealed. I want my Coca-Cola, dammit.

Velvet_Asteria

Coke is for degenerates.

Freekin_Minato

are we talking about the drink or the drug?

MonoShadow

Wait, are we talking Cola or Cocaine?

BeautyThief

i'll take the offer thankyou

Captain_Coke

Wait, are we talking Cola or Cocaine? Both.

MonoShadow

Gewwwwd!