Arf, arf! ...How did a dog get here?

OOH, OHH CAN I GO

i loev drakens

Audience members will be picked through the Randomizer machine...of DARKNESS!

A man with spiky red hair and a black coat excitedly raises his hand. Oh! Oh! Pick me! I've always wanted to be on a game show!

Awoo! Doggo uses darkness, so doggo is excite.

i wan drakens

Ansem pulls out a card from the Randomizer machine of DARKNESS Ah yes the DARKNESS has spoken, the first lucky audience member that will compete in tonights show is....drumroll of DARKNESS please........Axel! Now don't you worry other people. If our first contestant doesn't win, another will be picked! Now come on up here contestant!

oh nooooo

*Joseph wakes up* When did I get here?!??

Axel steps up to the stage with an excited smile on his face. Yeah! Axel's the name! Got it memorized? Wait... What am I doing exactly?

Welcome Axel! This is the first round of three! The first round consists of Multiple choice questions! The second round consists of true or false, and the third is both multiple choice and true or false! Now, lets begin the first round....of DARKNESS! Question 1: I am Ansem, Seeker of _____? Is it A.) DARKNESS B.) DARKNESS C.) DARKNESS OR D.(for DARKNESS) DARKNESS? What is your answer?

A young girl waves to the lucky contestant and cheers him on from her seat in the audience. She is accompanied by a white serpent which seems to be coiled around her head S: YOU CAN DO IT AXEL, WIN THE GAME... Leviathan, what are the rules again? L: Quite frankly, I haven't the slightest idea milady. Though perhaps you should keep your voice down? They may not appreciate the interruption. The young girl almost sounds disappointed as she lays back in her chair S: Oh all right, but its very exciting. L: That it is milady

*wakes up here* Oh hai Seeker!

Axel thinks for a while on the question. He seems unsure of which answer is correct. Finally, he smirks before answering. A as in Axel. I'll go with DARKNESS!

*Hibki is watching from the audience, keeping an eye out to make sure Ansem doesn’t cause any issues.*

Ansem squints his eyes and looks at Axel Your answer is...correct! Very good! Now....onto the next question of DARKNESS! Question 2. Who is my favorite Smash brothers character? A.) Cloud B.) Ganondorf C.) Peach or C.) DARK NESS

Axel once again looks nervous as he thinks the question over. It seems he did not study for this test. Luckily, he feels he has something memorized in the corner of his mind. Uh, is it C? DARK NESS?

Ansem squints his eyes again looking at Axel You are...once again correct! Ladies and gentlemen in the audience of DARKNESS! Give our first contestant a round of applause. Now Axel. You are moving onto the second round. Now remember, tjis time it is True or false...alright. Number 1. I am Ansem True or False?

Axel starts to sweat slightly as he thinks the question over. He puts his hand to his head for a moment before attempting to answer. Uh...False?

Ansem stares into Axels eyes. He then looks at his card and looks back at Axel You....are....correct! I am actually Ansem's heartless, but that doesn't make me less Ansem Seeker of DARKNESS! Onto the next... Number 2. Kingdom Hearts is DARKNESS! True or False?

Axel looks clearly at Ansem with a smirk. True! Wait, which Kingdom Hearts? Isn't there like 3?

Ansem looks at Axel with burning eyes You are correct but also wrong! Kingdom Hearts was light in the first game! But it leads to the realm of DARKNESS as well. He then throws his cards And who the hell knows at this point this series is crazy. Now then...onto the final round of DARKNESS! This round will hold a question and a true or false so lets get to it! Question 1. What is my favorite thing about night time? A.) The stars B.) The Moon C.) The giant golden heart or D.) the DARKNESS?

Axel ponders once again before finally deciding to answer. I got it! This must be a trick question, right? It's that giant heart-shaped moon you always stare at so B!

Ansem barrows his eyes You are.....sadly wrong my good friend. The correct answer is D. The DARKNESS. You must have gotten me mixed with Ansems Nobody Xemnas...but tell you what. Since I like you so much. I will give you a final chance to redeem yourself with this final question. Now here we go. The lights flash and on the giant screen above Final Question appears on it in bold text Now.... For your final question...... What is the real Ansems title? A.) Seeker of DARKNESS B.) The Wise C.) The Idiot poopface or D.) The Foul

Axel begins sweating more as he becomes unsure of himself. Suddenly though, memorization floods through his mind as he looks forward. He isn't sure where the memory is coming from but he feels it pierce the depths of his mind. B. Ansem the wise, he isn't into darkness. He's into science or something, right?

Ansem stares into Axels eyes for a minute straight You answered B.) The wise....now, I sadly have to inform you....that you are correct, you are our first winner ever on the show! This means people will be after your spot! Congratulations Axel! Now for your prize you get to choose! You can have.... 1.) The power of DARKNESS 2.) A whole free one week all expenses paid vacation to the Realm of DARKNESS Or 3.) This shirt that says "I have conquered Ansems Game Show of DARKNESS" Pick your prize!

Uhh hai mister Ansom I want to do this game!

Axel points without hesitation to the shirt. The shirt...Give me the shirt! I want to memorize this day!

Ansem grabs the shiet and tosses it to Axel Congratulations Axel on your fabulous prize! He then turns to face the audience Give him a round ou applause! Our first winner ever! Thank you all for joining me on the fabulous night of DARKNESS! please join in next time where maybe even you can be picked!

*Applauds with a weird accent*

Axel puts on the shirt before leaving in a portal of DARKNESS. Just wait till I tell Roxas about this!

THe young girl claps wildly while her serpentine friend gazes at her with a smile S: Wonderful show, absolutely wonderful, I do hope I'll be able to participate next time L: You know what they say milady, anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

*Joseph was too busy playing with his clackers* Why's everyone clapping?

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