<i>Ansem grabs the shiet and tosses it to Axel</i> Congratulations Axel on your fabulous prize! <i>He then turns to face the audience</i> Give him a round ou applause! Our first winner ever! Thank you all for joining me on the fabulous night of <b>DARKNESS!</b> please join in next time where maybe even you can be picked!

Welcome Axel! This is the first round of three! The first round consists of Multiple choice questions! The second round consists of true or false, and the third is both multiple choice and true or false! Now, lets begin the first round....of <b>DARKNESS!</b> Question 1: I am Ansem, Seeker of _____? Is it A.) <b>DARKNESS</b> B.) <b>DARKNESS</b> C.) <b>DARKNESS</b> OR D.(for <b>DARKNESS</b>) <b>DARKNESS</b>? What is your answer?

<i>Ansem teleports in</i> Oh this place is perfect. It meets my requirements of <b>DARKNESS</b> perfectly! Now to sit back and watch the <b>DARKNESS</b> spread! <i>Anesm pulls out a lawnchair from a portal of</i> <b>DARKNESS</b> <i>and sits down</i>

<i>Ansem teleports in</i> Hello everyone, it is I, Ansem, Seeker of <b>DARKNESS!</b> I am here to show you all the greatness of <b>DARKNESS.</b>

<i>Ansem squints his eyes again looking at Axel</i> You are...once again correct! Ladies and gentlemen in the audience of <b>DARKNESS!</b> Give our first contestant a round of applause. Now Axel. You are moving onto the second round. Now remember, tjis time it is True or false...alright. Number 1. I am Ansem True or False?

<i>Ansem squints his eyes and looks at Axel</i> Your answer is...correct! Very good! Now....onto the next question of <b>DARKNESS!</b> Question 2. Who is my favorite Smash brothers character? A.) Cloud B.) Ganondorf C.) Peach or C.) <b>DARK NESS</b>

Audience members will be picked through the Randomizer machine...of <b>DARKNESS!</b>

<i>Ansem pulls out a card from the Randomizer machine of</i> <b>DARKNESS</b> Ah yes the <b>DARKNESS</b> has spoken, the first lucky audience member that will compete in tonights show is....drumroll of <b>DARKNESS</b> please........Axel! Now don't you worry other people. If our first contestant doesn't win, another will be picked! Now come on up here contestant!

<i>Ansem barrows his eyes</i> You are.....sadly wrong my good friend. The correct answer is D. The <b>DARKNESS</b>. You must have gotten me mixed with Ansems Nobody Xemnas...but tell you what. Since I like you so much. I will give you a final chance to redeem yourself with this final question. Now here we go. <i>The lights flash and on the giant screen above Final Question appears on it in bold text</i> Now.... For your final question...... What is the real Ansems title? A.) Seeker of <b>DARKNESS</b> B.) The Wise C.) The Idiot poopface or D.) The Foul

<i>Ansem stares into Axels eyes for a minute straight</i> You answered B.) The wise....now, I sadly have to inform you....that you are correct, you are our first winner ever on the show! This means people will be after your spot! Congratulations Axel! Now for your prize you get to choose! You can have.... 1.) The power of <b>DARKNESS</b> 2.) A whole free one week all expenses paid vacation to the Realm of <b>DARKNESS</b> Or 3.) This shirt that says &quot;I have conquered Ansems Game Show of <b>DARKNESS</b>&quot; Pick your prize!