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Ansem
An Ad
A random TV pops out of DARKNESS with Ansem on it Hello everyone. I am Ansem, Seeker of DARKNESS![/i] I am the host of the newest hit show, The Ansem Game Show. I am here to tell you to be there for the newest episode this Saturday when the night is full of [b]DARKNESS! I hope to see you there, and remember you can be the lucky contestant! The TV goes back into [b]DARKNESS[/i]
FM_Pilot
*he watches the t.v. as he loads a mag into his Flatline assault rifle* This is interesting...
Aced
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Luxord
This Ansem is an idiot. I fins it hard to believe he's the superiors somebody.
Shadowgear
He is the Heartless counterpart to your leader, Mansex I mean Xemnas.
Luxord
Yes, that is his name. Well done.
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Axel
I was on that game show! I won a T-shirt! I hope people got my name memorized! It was a stunning victory on my part, after all! Got it memorized?
Shdager
oh noes, a men actin liek a dogo, my onyl weknes
Aced
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FM_Pilot
*he looks at Luxord as he sharpens his combat knife* A Sombody? Some sort of IMC science?
Shadowgear
Nobody. No-body. They're heartless bodies. They're evil, kill them all.
FM_Pilot
*he pulls out an x-ray to show a mechanical heart in his chest cavity* My ex gave me an unneeded open heat surgery on the field. She was a thirsty lady both metaphorically and literally.
Shadowgear
I mean... Figuratively, they don't have a soul is what we're talking about.
Luxord
We're not all evil, I'll have you know. We just want what you have. A heart to call are own. I'll gamble what I must to that end.
(edited by Luxord)
Shadowgear
Do you not know Mansex I mean Xemnas' real plans?
FM_Pilot
We have Simulacrums. Pilots in metal bodies after their flesh and bones were mangled to bits.
Luxord
Kingdom Hearts, of course.
Shadowgear
Mansex I mean Xemnas doesn't want a heart, he wants to reform into Xehanort, you fool.
Luxord
Hmm... I wouldn't know who that is. And what you know of the superior's plan, hmm?
Shadowgear
Your "superior" is trying to go back to his original self- And I'm not talking of what he was before becoming a Heartless and a Nobody. He's trying to go back to his life as "Master Xehanort", a keyblade wielder hell bent on creating an artifact called the "X-Blade".
Luxord
Your making very little sense right now. You seem very well informed for a stranger to our cause. *Luxord watches Shadowgear sceptically.*
Axel
Keyblade this, keyblade that, I'm sick of all this keyblade talk. Keys aren't real weapons. Axel gets a frisbee seemingly out of nowhere. This, now this is a real weapon.
Shadowgear
I'm a Heartless. Why do you think I have "Shadow" in my name? I work for DARKNESS.
Luxord
But not one that works for us. As such, your word, no matter how true it may be, is not worth trusting. And Axel. *Luxord pulls out a card* My parlour tricks are better than yours.
Shadowgear
I'm a Heartless. What's stopping me from having a Nobody, eh? I haven't met him yet, but I'm sure he's somewhere in your organization.
Axel
Card games are cool and all but I think I'll stick to what I know best. Lot safer that way, can't be slipping up now or I might burn out.
Luxord
Alas, I've never met someone with the name "Gear" or a variation of it in our number. You are mistaken, I'm afraid. *Luxord glances over to Axel* How about a game of Poker later? I'll bring XIgbar. Make it a party.
Axel
Sounds fun, you can count me in. I'll tell Roxas if I can find him. He's been running around so much these days that it's hard to keep up.
FM_Pilot
*he puts his hand on Luxord's shoulder* So what's up with the black coat?
Luxord
Oh Axel. Don't you ever get tired of baby sitting the kids. *Luxord brushes Pilots hand off him* Fashion statement. Would you believe that?
(edited by Luxord)
Sagahworexd
Sir Luxord, what my Heartless self said is true.
FM_Pilot
I've seen Simalcrums with a better style of fashion but okay. Name is Lukas. Frontier Militia titan pilot.
Luxord
Apollogies, but I don't really care. Also, you can't just through a black coat on and call yourself an organization member, you know.
Sagahworexd
Found it, keepin' it. I want a heart too, y'know.
Luxord
I believe we all do. Until next time, yes? *Luxord opens a dark corridor and leaves*
Sagahworexd
*Bows* Have a nice day, lord Luxord.