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How do I get my owner to sleep?
Asking for a friend
Allergy pills work on me , just sayin
Knife
Smother him with the pillow
Pro tip:
Screaming "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP" as he is laying down is not an effective lullaby.
chloroform
Learn how to cast a sleep spell.
Use Dormina