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Blu
Unusual day in persona universe
(Drinks some of lablancs coffee at the cafe)
Blu
(Reads newspaper saying Yu's is plotting to take over the forms prepare for domination)
Blu
Why are there so many Yu's
Shotaro_Hidari
A very hard-boiled looking man walks into the cafe. The man would proceed to take off his hat and hold it to his chest. Silently moving over to the man he'd read the headlines over. "Uh huh. Nope." The hard-boiled looking man puts back on his hat and promptly leaves the establishment. Seconds later, the roar of an engine is heard before getting softer and softer as it speeds into the distance.
Magicaloid44
[A small robot walks into the cafe.]
Magicaloid44
I have a question, strange man.
Magicaloid44
Why are we not writing everything in one post?
Blu
I forgot to put all that in one post sorry
Golden_Yu
Hang on now! G.Yu falls from the heavens in a golden light, carrying his Golden Card as Yu walks into the cafe Yu shall clear any misconceptions about the Yuniverse, Yu simply wants to create a Golden world! Free from impYurity! EverYu shall be Yu! Then Yu shall be perfect!
Blu
What?
Golden_Yu
.... what do Yu not Yunderstand...
Blu
(Bottom of newspaper headline turns from prepare for domination to prepare for a golden age)
Blu
What magic is this
Golden_Yu
*G.Yu simplYu stares at the newspaper and readjustes his glasses Ah! The NexYus has recognized Yu's greatness!
(edited by Golden_Yu)
Blu
(Tv turns on) BREAKING NEWS: a cat magically turns into a bus tune in for next week when we cover... (news person checks next headline) there is a random guy in my bedroom in the middle of the night talking about Pancakes
FemNexus
A young woman descends from the sky in front of G. Yu It wasn’t me. She then proceeds to return back to from whence she came. Beautiful.
Applebloom
Hello I'm an apple salesponi Does this cafe require apples
Nexus
A voice booms through the building. Wasn't me.
Golden_Yu
G.Yu tYurns to FemNexYus and looks suprised HYuh, Yu gYuess Yu will have to make 2 NexYuses Golden...
Blu
(From across the street there is an anime boy who is selling golden apples he looks at applebloom) I'm going to run you out of business
Phillip
A very normal looking man walks into the cafe. The man would proceed to hold his finger to his chin ponderously. Silently moving over to the man, he'd skim the article entirely. "Interesting, yet implausible." The normal looking man puts on his hood and promptly departs from the business. Seconds later the cry of a bird is heard before fading quietly into the breeze.
Blu
Well we better get out of this cafe before anything supernatural- ( the doors and windows all of a sudden disappear) -happens....
Police_Momkey
[The one and only Police Momkey pulls up to the cafe in his police car then walks through the doorway] "What the fuck is this place?"
Blu
(Police monkey appears through the wall of the place since there are no doors and windows Blu sees police monkey) what t- now I've seen everything
Police_Momkey
[Police Momkey looks back at Blu] "What, you've never seen a momkey before?"
(edited by Police_Momkey)
Blu
It's not that it's just I've never seen someone go through a wall