Canada fake lmao.

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pb, you know i love and respect you very much but do you take constructive criticism

of course

good that was my intention

EAT UP AND GET THE GOOD PARTS OF TURKEY OR YOUR SLOW

Merry Thanksgiving! Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's gonna have a breast in one hand and a leg in the other, come dinner time!

IM GOING TO TWO PARTIES TIME TO GO INTO A FOOD COMA

holy crap dont die??

Am I the only one who doesn't actually eat turkey today? I always like something else, like ham or better, spaghetti.

i literally don't even celebrate thanksgiving, i'm european and just here to meme

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The moment you said you were European I felt a bond between us. Also,have any of you fucked a Turkey before? I heard it'll make you pretty fearful.

Yay, it time! One of my least liked holidays!

Am I the only one who doesn't actually eat turkey today? I always like something else, like ham or better, spaghetti. I actually don't like turkey that much. I'll eat everything else but I skip the turkey. Also,have any of you fucked a Turkey before? I heard it'll make you pretty fearful. I heard it's best to instill as much fear as possible through threatening letters.

I heard it's best to instill as much fear as possible through threatening letters. Well,of course but enough about fear and such. Let's get in the mood for holiday cheers by looking into the close future and what gifts we will give loved ones. I'm thinking of getting a female friend a cannon. She said she loves cannons.

Well,of course but enough about fear and such. Let's get in the mood for holiday cheers by looking into the close future and what gifts we will give loved ones. I'm thinking of getting a female friend a cannon. She said she loves cannons. See all I want is a new gun. And a 70 inch plasma wide screen TV...with Netflix